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Funny story: Jessica Simpson to re-marry ex Nick Lachey

Jessica Simpson to re-marry ex Nick Lachey

After 3 years of marriage Jessica and Nick decided to go different ways. "Nothing could save their marriage they were both unhappy with being with each other" says one of Jessica's pals Jessica went into rehab are 5 weeks of being without him beca...

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Funny story: Desperate Housewives & Sex in the City Stars Help Financial Crisis Victims

Desperate Housewives & Sex in the City Stars Help Financial Crisis Victims

In separate statements released to the press yesterday, lead actresses from two well known television dramas are doing their part to assist victims of the recent Wall Street crash. Leveraging their previous relationships with fashion designers a...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson apologizes for "wardrobe malfunction" on USO tour

Jessica Simpson apologizes for "wardrobe malfunction" on USO tour

Singer and actress Jessica Simpson issued a statement today adamantly denying claims that she purposely exposed her breast to U.S and British military personnel during a recent concert appearance on the military's USO tour in Kuwait.

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Funny story: Tony Romo Dumps Jessica Simpson

Tony Romo Dumps Jessica Simpson

Dallas Cowboy starting quarterback Tony Romo has called it quits with singer/actress/model/blond bombshell Jessica Simpson. The football player was seen escorting American Idol runner up Kellie Pickler into a Fort Worth nightclub yesterday. When...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson to Recreate Evel Knievel Stunt

Jessica Simpson to Recreate Evel Knievel Stunt

Actress, model, singer, commercial spokesperson, and personality Jessica Simpson wants to add another job to her resume': daredevil. Simpson announced today that she plans on recreating some of Evel Knievel's most famous jumps and stunts.

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Funny story: McCain Makes VP Pick: Jessica Simpson

McCain Makes VP Pick: Jessica Simpson

In a bold and surprising move, presidential candidate John McCain announced today that actress Jessica Simpson has agreed to be his running mate on the Republican presidential ticket. McCain was unusually candid with reporters about his stunning deci...

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Funny story: New York Giants Hire Jessica Simpson to Date Tom Brady

New York Giants Hire Jessica Simpson to Date Tom Brady

The New York Giants will meet the undefeated New England Patriots on February 3rd in the Super Bowl, the championship of NFL Football. The Giants are a huge underdog, having barely made the playoffs as a wild card team. They do, however, have a sec...

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Funny story: U.S.D.A. Determines Product Called Buffalo Wings is False Advertising

U.S.D.A. Determines Product Called Buffalo Wings is False Advertising

The United States Department of Agriculture has decreed that all companies who sell Buffalo Wings must stop using that name as it is false advertising. Department Spokesman Vern Kwim delivered the following statement in regards to the decision:

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Funny story: Fan Site Alleges Jessica Simpson Affair With George Bush.

Fan Site Alleges Jessica Simpson Affair With George Bush.

(Conoga Park--CA) Patriot Act and rendering aside, it proves democracy in the United States when a night manager of an AM-PM can ignite the fuse to a powder keg of potential political scandal that may reveal the lust between pop siren Jessica Simpson...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson denies plot to overthrow Pakistani government

Jessica Simpson denies plot to overthrow Pakistani government

"Dukes of Hazard" cardboard cutout Jessica Simpson has denied allegations that she planned a coup to overthrow President Musharaff's government in Pakistan. "I did...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Drops Twenty Pounds in Dramatic Weight Loss

Jessica Simpson Drops Twenty Pounds in Dramatic Weight Loss

Actress and Hollywood personality Jessica Simpson has lost twenty pounds and is looking fit, trim, hot, and happy. The blonde bombshell is also smiling again for the first time since a recent break-up with a former boy toy. When asked how she man...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Shocker IQ--180!

Jessica Simpson Shocker IQ--180!

(Hollywood--CA) In front of a gathering of reporters at the Regent-Beverly Wilshire hotel, Jessica Simpson calmly said: "I'm about to drop a bomb." After a second, there was a loud windbreak. "And now the news. I have a 180 I.Q.&q...

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Funny story: Harry Potter New Spin-off Book Covers

Harry Potter New Spin-off Book Covers

ENCHANTED, ENGLAND--(HOGWART TIMES) The three book covers for the new spin-off story Dirty Hairy Potbelly & the Deadly Belch were previewed for the press by Loonsbury publishers. Dirty Hairy Potbelly & the Deadly Bel...

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Funny story: Mini-Star Minivan Mini-Mejicanos!

Mini-Star Minivan Mini-Mejicanos!

Singer-actress (my ass!) Jessica Simpson, smiles(grimacing) as she arrives at (is dragged to) the Elim orphanage in Nuevo Laredo, Mexico, just across the border from Laredo, Texas, Sunday March 25, 2007. Simpson arrived in a white 2007 Chrysler mini...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Miffed that Posh Spice Is Getting Her Own Reality Show

Jessica Simpson Miffed that Posh Spice Is Getting Her Own Reality Show

"Even before that skinny Brit has set up a home on our shores," Simpson sniffed, "she's already grabbing up everything in sight."...

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Funny story: 2007 Sculpture of Jessica Simpson Passing Gas To Rival 2006 Britney Spears Sculpture Giving Birth

2007 Sculpture of Jessica Simpson Passing Gas To Rival 2006 Britney Spears Sculpture Giving Birth

(New York--NY) Britney Spears, the most searched female on the web, will be locked in competition with Jessica Simpson, the most gassy female on the web starting January 12, when VaFa, an art gallery in New York City, will publicly unveil a sculpture...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Announces Her Own Line Of "Hair" Extensions

Lindsay Lohan Announces Her Own Line Of "Hair" Extensions

(Los Angeles--CA) Forget Brtiney Spears' upskirt oops! According to a Lindsay Lohan blog, LohanFan, the "actress" will be issuing a line of "extensions for the hair that you don't see...at least not during the first half of the...

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