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Funny story: SuBo fanatic gets lost!

SuBo fanatic gets lost!

An unnamed Susan Boyle fanatic on her way to Japan to see SuBo perform was last night found in Jamaica after accidentally getting on the wrong plane. "I had accidentally left my glasses at home, so I couldn't quite see what the departure screen sa...

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Funny story: Prince of Whales eaten In Japan

Prince of Whales eaten In Japan

SeaWorld in Florida has reopened only days after a trainer was killed by a killer whale in front of the audience. There were around 2,000 people at yesterdays performance applauding and cheering as the whales moved round the tank. The whale train...

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Funny story: Lady Nips Only in Airplane Bathroom

Lady Nips Only in Airplane Bathroom

(Tokyo-Japan) All Nippon Airways, ANA, will introduce women-only lavatories on its international routes starting next week. In a statement released by the airline, the gender based lavatories were not a result of "any specific complaints. It was...

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Funny story: Massive unexploded WW2 nuke blamed for Okinawa tremor

Massive unexploded WW2 nuke blamed for Okinawa tremor

Japan - (Ebola Gay): The huge 7.3 quake centered some 80 kilometers east-southeast of Naha struck at 5.31am prompting fears it was caused by one of the 'lost' atomic bombs that ended World War II. The Pacific Tsunami Global Warming Center said tod...

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Funny story: Airline Increases Perks to Stimulate Business

Airline Increases Perks to Stimulate Business

Following poor financial results for the company in 2009, and after announcements that service routes will be trimmed back in 2010, a Japanese airline will be bumping up the perks in order to stimulate business on trans-continental flights. In add...

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Funny story: All Nippon to Pinch Onboard Output

All Nippon to Pinch Onboard Output

Japanese carrier All Nippon Airways (ANA) is asking passengers to relieve themselves before boarding its aircraft to reduce weight and thus lower fuel consumption. "A typical human bladder holds up to a liter of liquid and weighs 2.2 pounds," sai...

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Funny story: The Real Reason That NASCAR Failed In Japan

The Real Reason That NASCAR Failed In Japan

OSAKA, Japan - Well it is official, NASCAR will be leaving Japan before it even had its first race. A spokesperson for NASCAR Japan Takisiku Magoyama stated that the Japanese people were extremely excited about being able to see American cars trav...

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Funny story: Terminator - It Was All True - Robots Bid For World Domination

Terminator - It Was All True - Robots Bid For World Domination

The annual 'Robotics Fair' in Kyoto, Japan, opened today with our Nipponese brethren declaring that robots will take over the world, because the Japanese don't want their kids doing mundane jobs, so the robots will not only take over the mundane empl...

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Funny story: French arrogance hits all time low as they admit Tokyo is planet's best place to eat, yumm, yumm!

French arrogance hits all time low as they admit Tokyo is planet's best place to eat, yumm, yumm!

The French renowned for their arrogance have now received the ultimate insult, Tokyo is the best place on the planet to eat and Paris stinks literally, it's the sewers you know! Actually, French arrogance has received several blows lately: Ex-p...

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Funny story: High School Haiku Winners Announced

High School Haiku Winners Announced

Sponsored by Japanese toy and video gaming giant, Banshee Nippon, winners in the U.S. 2009 high school Haiku competition were announced last Thursday amid national controversy. Scheduled in conjunction with a series of summit meetings held by the U...

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Funny story: Money for old grope

Money for old grope

St Pancrarse Station, London - (Bite the Bullet Train Mess): Commuters have reacted furiously to the lockdown of a Japanese website that took their $$$s after promising groping success during the rush hour. Reckless fondling of fellow travellers'...

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Funny story: Ufology whackjobs in charge of Japan government

Ufology whackjobs in charge of Japan government

Tokyo - (X-Files Mess): "His penis was rock hard like Martian monolith!" Japan's new first lady 'Sudoku' Hatoyama has told startled Tokyo TV viewers as she described shagging Tom Cruise on an acid trip to Venus. The piledriver moment even altered...

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Funny story: Japan To Invade North Korea

Japan To Invade North Korea

TOKYO - Japanese Emperor Sashi Kajifuma has told his countrymen that he is sick and tired of all of this sophomoric rhetoric coming out of North Korea about their firing off of a rocket. He reminded everyone that several years ago the North Korean...

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Funny story: Japanese Astronaut Finds Space Station Roomier Than His Tokyo Apartment

Japanese Astronaut Finds Space Station Roomier Than His Tokyo Apartment

Japanese astronaut Koichi Wakata has been elected to stay on board the International space station alone while the other astronauts return in the shuttle. "It doesn't bother me." He said from his perch in orbit around the earth. "The space is...

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Funny story: Sudoku Man Dies After Failing To Complete Fiendishly Difficult Puzzle

Sudoku Man Dies After Failing To Complete Fiendishly Difficult Puzzle

News just in from Japan about a man who has died attempting to complete a Sudoku grid, highlights the determination and intensity with which the people in that part of the world endeavour to play the tricky number puzzle game. Tushuro Hakamoto, a...

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Funny story: Japan Bombs United States! (again...)

Japan Bombs United States! (again...)

USA - Yesterday, March 22nd, 2009. A date which will live in infamy! The United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the baseball forces of the Empire of Japan. The United States was at peace with that nation, and, at the...

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Funny story: Tokyo Saint Patrick's Day Parade A Success

Tokyo Saint Patrick's Day Parade A Success

The annual Saint Patricks day parade took place here in Tokyo at the weekend and was regarded by experienced observers as an unqualified success. Hundreds of Japanese-Irish dressed themselves in outlandish green outfits and paraded through the street...

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