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Funny story: Goody accountants livid at Princess Diana Memorial Fountain setback

Goody accountants livid at Princess Diana Memorial Fountain setback

London - (Reality TV Ass Mess): The cancellation of a £10 million upgrade of the Princess Diana Memorial Fountain into the Jade Goody Water Beacon has unleashed a torrent of bile among the reality tv contestant's accountants. The Hype Park water...

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Funny story: Shetty "Drops Everything" To Rush To Jade Goody's Side

Shetty "Drops Everything" To Rush To Jade Goody's Side

With fading celebrity Jade Goody said to be 'hours from death' the world's most beautiful woman, Shilpa Shetty, who once had an argument with the stricken reality star over a chicken stock cube, was said to be 'rushing to her side' to say goodbye yes...

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Funny story: Jade Publicist: My Cancer Crusade

Jade Publicist: My Cancer Crusade

The publicist working for Jade Goody has spoken of his desire to raise public awareness about his work. Clax Mifford has said that he wishes to help a "great number" of dying celebrities. "If I can earn 20% from each one then I will be able to ret...

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Funny story: Goody's wedding dress 'turning into a new Turin Shroud'

Goody's wedding dress 'turning into a new Turin Shroud'

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): The Vatican Orifice for Miracles and Portents has certified Jade Goody's wedding dress as miraculous garb after Turin Shroud-like images began to appear on its silken folds this week. This started a frenetic int...

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Funny story: Jade Goody's Cremains to Be Auctioned Online

Jade Goody's Cremains to Be Auctioned Online

Not long after Roamin Catholics were celebrating mortality with their Dust to Dust Wednesday routine on the heels of their Fat Tuesday Pork-out, the Goody family, publicist and salavating heirs announced their plans for the burny remains of the not d...

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Funny story: Obama Finally Reciprocates: Jade Goody to be Honorary Los Angles Laker!

Obama Finally Reciprocates: Jade Goody to be Honorary Los Angles Laker!

Los Angeles, California - President Barrack Obama announced today that he has finally found a Protocol Officer that passed muster, announcing the appointment of Martha Stewart to the post that has been embarrassingly lacking in the administration.

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Funny story: Queen, Pope, Rolf Harris To Visit Jade Goody

Queen, Pope, Rolf Harris To Visit Jade Goody

As the sun goes down on her glittering career, the ex-Big Brother housemate Jade Goody has told her publicist that she is now ready to accept visits from the rich and famous, and from the showbusiness world. Goody is now the most popular person in...

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Funny story: Jade Goody Exclusive: Jack Tweedy Has A New Bird

Jade Goody Exclusive: Jack Tweedy Has A New Bird

Jack Tweedy, the husband of Britain's best-known terminally-ill person, Jade Goody, is at the centre of a new controversy tonight, when it was revealed by a woman on a bus, that he has gone and got himself a new bird. Tweedy, or Tweed as he now li...

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Funny story: Jade Goody To Be Knighted

Jade Goody To Be Knighted

Jade Goody, Britain's favourite racist, has been told by the Queen, that she is in line for a knighthood. Goody, who made her name by shooting her mouth off on the Channel 4 reality TV show Big Brother, is terminally ill with cancer, and has only...

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Funny story: Jade's fart makes headlines

Jade's fart makes headlines

Brave Jade Goody farted yesterday, to the relief of tabloid journalists who almost had nothing to write about her. The fart came just in time for the deadline, meaning her face was able to stay on the front page of the newspaper that has been keep...

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Funny story: Satirists Will Finance Jade Goody's Cremation

Satirists Will Finance Jade Goody's Cremation

She annoyed, she endeared, she will croak...thus lived and soon will go up in smoke the infamous, then cancerous British reality TV villain, turned heart renderer. Jade Goody jokes have earned more quick laughs for comedians than the Queen, her e...

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Funny story: Jade Goody Corpse To Be Sent Into Orbit

Jade Goody Corpse To Be Sent Into Orbit

Jade Goody, the cancer-stricken ex-Big Brother housemate who has only a matter of weeks to live, is tonight rumoured to be at the centre of an astonishing new British National Space Centre project that will see her dead corpse sent into orbit. Goo...

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Funny story: The Goody, the Baddie and the Ugly: publicist pitches for blockbuster remake

The Goody, the Baddie and the Ugly: publicist pitches for blockbuster remake

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Jade Goody's publicist is hoping that a 21st century remake of the epic 1966 spaghetti western The Goody, the Baddie & The Ugly may cheer his bed-bound client. The updated plot concerns three London PR gurus...

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Funny story: Jade Goody: Husband To Be Buried With Her

Jade Goody: Husband To Be Buried With Her

As Jade Goody, the ex-reality TV star, begins her 'final countdown' to obscurity, it was revealed by her publicist Max Cash today that her husband is to be buried with her, even though he is far from dead! Jade wed Jack Tweed, or, indeed, Jack Twe...

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Funny story: 'Jade Goody Friday' Easter honor for reality tv contestant

'Jade Goody Friday' Easter honor for reality tv contestant

London - (Max Cliff-Hanger Mess): The first of the UK's annual bank holidays is to be renamed 'Jade Goody Friday' according to an announcement from the Department of Vultures, Mediocrity & Spots. The Easter move hopes to secularise an otherwis...

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Funny story: Jade "Goody Bags" available soon

Jade "Goody Bags" available soon

In what is being greeted as another brilliant marketing ploy,Jade Goody's name will be immortalised in a new line of confectionery the day after she dies. "C"lebrity Jade's PR team announced, at a press conference yesterday, an exciting new range...

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Funny story: Jade Goody Given Dose Of Her Own Medicine

Jade Goody Given Dose Of Her Own Medicine

Jade Goody, the terminally-ill ex-Big Brother housemate and racist, was yesterday the victim of a sustained and relentless verbal attack by a female member of the public whilst she was laid up in her hospital bed, say doctors. Staff at the Royal M...

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