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Funny story: Harry Potter - The Bum

Harry Potter - The Bum

No matter where you come from, where you have been or whom you fancy - you will have heard about Harry's "butt" revealed and so has J K Rowling!...

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Crashes Lancaster Bomber Into Lunar Surface

Daniel Radcliffe Crashes Lancaster Bomber Into Lunar Surface

In a shameless ploy to get publicity for the ailing Harry Potter franchise, star Daniel Radcliffe has TWOCed a Lancaster Bomber and together with Ron Weazley has crash landed it on the moon.

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Funny story: "New Harry Potter Book Is Disappointing" says Stupid Man

"New Harry Potter Book Is Disappointing" says Stupid Man

An amateur book critic has told readers of a literary magazine about a book that billionaire authoress KJ Rowling said she'd never write.

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Funny story: Harry Potter Arrested For Working Scam

Harry Potter Arrested For Working Scam

Schoolboy wizard, Harry Potter, has been arrested by Police for working a variation on the 'old empty camera scam'.

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Funny story: Harry Potter In Name Mix-up Could All Get Very Nasty

Harry Potter In Name Mix-up Could All Get Very Nasty

Spectacle wearing schoolboy, Barry Potter, is getting near the end of his tether with people mistaking him for spectacle wearing schoolboy and boy wizard, Harry Potter.

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Funny story: Cops want 200 mile exclusion zone around J K Rowling

Cops want 200 mile exclusion zone around J K Rowling

London - (Ass Mess): A 200 mile exclusion zone around serial plagiarist and copyright fraudster J K Rowling is being considered by officers of the Met's anti-terrorist division after her laptop encryptions were finally decoded at GCHQ in Cheltenh...

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Funny story: JK Rowling flees terror cops raid

JK Rowling flees terror cops raid

London (Associated Mess): Serial plagiarist and record-holding self-publicist wannabe-author JK Rowling fled her Kensington mansion early today after being tipped off that the Met's SO19 Serious and Organised Crimes Agency was about to bust her...

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Funny story: "Ban Rowling or face more school shootings" warns Atlanta mom

"Ban Rowling or face more school shootings" warns Atlanta mom

Loganville, Atlanta, Ge - (Associated Mess): Indoctrinating children is the sole preserve of Pro-Bush fundamentalist TheoCons parents and should not be put out to wiccan-agenda foreign franchise operators like J K Rowling who only pollute young mind...

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Funny story: Moments After Delivery of 3rd Child, J.K. Rowling Already Besieged by Reporters

Moments After Delivery of 3rd Child, J.K. Rowling Already Besieged by Reporters

ASP (Associated Spoof Press) --- No sooner was Harry Potter author and fresh-baked mother of three, J.K. Rowling, wheeled from the delivery room to the maternity ward than she was harangued by a throng of mostly male reporters. Rowling gave birth a h...

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Funny story: Wands to Brothers

Wands to Brothers

This morning J.K Rowling herself made a startling announcement. Around 2pm in the morning, she could be seen wandering Privet Drive holding a bottle of Vodka proclaiming that her long lost brother had turned up. Her brother, U.G.L.Y Rowling, has been missing for ten years. It is claimed that he has been stuck in the past for the ten years since he and Ms. Rowling saw each other last. He accidental...

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Funny story: Potter Creator Arrested

Potter Creator Arrested

Creator of Harry Potter, J. K. Rowling was arrested at lunch today on a charge of causing death by misadventure of a group of school children at their primary school.

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