The Republic Of Ireland stands to reap massive benefits from the harvesting of Loconappa seaweed, which has recently been discovered to possess similar characteristics to marijuana when smoked. Loconappa grows in abundance all around the Irish coa...
Ireland has issued a direct order to the country's military to shoot any persons over 152 centimetres or 60 inches in height, that has been identified as in either use of, or being in possession of a "snowball" or "snowball like" projectile.
Provisional Sinn Fein leader Gerry Macadams has revealed his family has had a long history of violent abuse towards many people. Macadams himself was chief of staff of the Provisional IRA in the early 1970s, and so was responsible for the murder o...
After television evidence showed that the goal given to allow England to take a crucial lead in the 1966 World Cup Final against West Germany wasn't a goal, the Germans today demanded a replay of that match. 'In football the ball must be 100% over...
The Irish Government is today,EU rules permitting,expected to declare war on France.It will be a wildly popular move amongst a financially, emotionally and psychologically traumatized Irish people. The road to war has been inevitable since Wednesd...
The Irish today asked the FA and SFA for a replay of their invasion and settlement by English and Scottish incomers that culminated in the total defeat of Ireland in the early 1600s. Ireland had never been a single nation until it was colonised by...
As predicted last week, the X Factor has proved to be more insidious than Hitler, and has sparked a new European War. Jones the Steam the secretive leader of the Welsh National Liberation Army "The Viet Taff" has announced that with the demise of...
Irish boxing received a huge boost yesterday as Muhammad O'Ali returned to his home town of Ennis in County Clare. His famous words "I am the greatest, to be sure" were heard throughout the world in his heyday. Irish boxing fans hope that he can...
A mysterious virgin figure has appeared in the stump of a felled tree. The figure has shown itself in Rathklee, Co Limerick. It has caused quite a stir as it is thought to be the only virgin in the village. Eoin O'Gill, local mayor, said "The lads ca...
Seven-times Eurovision winners Ireland have failed to qualify for the final of the Eurovision Song Contest in Moscow. The country's entry was not among the 10 successful nations in Thursday's semi-final, which included Denmark, Ukraine, Estonia and...
A spokesman for the All Of Ireland Safety Commission this morning announced that the Saint Patrick's Day Celebrations are finally winding down. Fergal McCartney told us from Dublin City: "It's gradually starting to taper off. The celebrants are...
One of the oldest and most successful football clubs in the world, Rangers F.C., today changed their name to Glasgow Rangers F.C.. This follows confusion amongst people that know nothing about football, nothing about Scotland, and nothing about much...
To mark St. Patrick's Day, in a coded message the Provisional IRA - not to be confused with the Real IRA, Continuity IRA, Official IRA, or Drugdealing Hoodlum IRA - gave a warning to The Spoof, a satirical website that has already brought down one Pr...
Security forces have revealed details of the following terrorist groups still active in Northern Ireland: The Real IRA The Continuity IRA The Really Continuous IRA The Continually Real IRA The Ulster Freedom Movement The Free Ulster Movement The Movement For A Free Ulster The National Irish Democratic Movement The Democratic Irish National Movement The Real Ulster Progressive Movement...
A new money-raising organisation, U-Mex, has started in England with the aim of funding the groups fighting for a United Mexico. The organisation refuses to acknowledge the United States control of New Mexico, and says it will not rest until New Mex...
As news that Scotland was planning to bring in a minimum price on alcoholic drinks, towns and cities in that part of the world emptied within hours, as millions of Scots headed to Ireland for what one emigre - Sir Robert C Nesbitt - called 'somewhere...
Dublin, Ireland/ Banking News - A daring daylight robbery at the College Green Branch Bank of Ireland in Dublin, left the An Garda Siochana (the coppers) shaking their heads in appreciation of the craft and guile employed in the looting of the...
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