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Funny story: Hull City capture Ronaldo - Tiger pattern boots ordered

Hull City capture Ronaldo - Tiger pattern boots ordered

Want away genius and new George Best, Cristiano Ronaldo has ordered some natty little tiger patterned boots, some with cuban heels some not so. The little wing maestro is yet to order similar boots for playing football in as doubts began to arise ove...

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Funny story: Sir Alex unsure over Bentley switch

Sir Alex unsure over Bentley switch

Reports coming in from Manchester indicate that united supremo Sir Alex Ferguson is thinking of getting a new car possibly a Bentley.

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Funny story: Steve McClaren poised to become new Hull manager

Steve McClaren poised to become new Hull manager

Former England boss and ex Hull City midfield stalwart Steve "Ashby" Mclaren was today confirmed as the shop manager of Global Brands Globally's latest retail outlet, situated in the brand new recently opened state of the art St Stephen...

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Funny story: New Lift for Deano!

New Lift for Deano!

Wembley hero Dean Windass, 70 next week, has been given a massive endorsement by Hull City with regards to his future at the club. The Tigers have announced today that they intend to invest a substantial part of their £60 million Premier League cash...

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Funny story: Ronaldo lured to Hull City - Tevez kidnapped by greedy agents; sold into slavery.

Ronaldo lured to Hull City - Tevez kidnapped by greedy agents; sold into slavery.

New boys to the premiership and big time Charlies Hull City are sensationally believed to have literally captured two of footballs greatest talents from their title rivals Manchester united.

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Funny story: Hull City named global brand leaders in new fans poll

Hull City named global brand leaders in new fans poll

In a poll of potentially one billion voters spread over 204 countries taken recently by a well known satellite broadcaster. Premiership new boys and big time charlies Hull City came out as clear winners in the global brands sections.

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Funny story: Hull City season ticket fiasco-Arrests expected shortly

Hull City season ticket fiasco-Arrests expected shortly

Details were slowly but surely filtering out concerning the latest fiasco down at the Casey Jones stadium ticket office in the fair city of Ull upon Umber.

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Funny story: Hull City Psychos Pen-Bash Duncan Whitehead

Hull City Psychos Pen-Bash Duncan Whitehead

Duncan Whitehead, the writer on the satirical news site TheSpoof.com, has come under fire from members of the Hull City Psychos Literary Wing, after comments he made about the Tigers on the site were deemed &...

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Funny story: Hull City psychos in attempt to lure Bowyer

Hull City psychos in attempt to lure Bowyer

New firm to the premiership, Hull City Psychos who according to one expert are said to be "the worst set of northern monkeys ever to hit the top division" have been in preliminary discussions with want away Lee Bowyer.

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Funny story: Hull City crisis loans - Queues lengthen

Hull City crisis loans - Queues lengthen

As premiership fever continued today in the fair city of Ull upon Umber several hundred die hard Hull City supporters were turned away from the season ticket queue by the club after being told they were too dirty and smelly to have them due to the fa...

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Funny story: Hull City win bidding war for Chelsea trophy cabinet

Hull City win bidding war for Chelsea trophy cabinet

Premiership new boys and title favourites Hull City today announced to the stock exchange that they have acquired from Chelsea football club their former trophy cabinet. The cabinet itself is nine feet by six, mahogany and a bit dusty.

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Funny story: Hull City Wanderers refute 'new Bolton' rumours

Hull City Wanderers refute 'new Bolton' rumours

Premiership new boys Hull City Wanderers, led by ex Bolton wing wizard Phil Brown were today said to be trying to play down rumours suggesting they could be the new Bolton.

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Funny story: Hull City Fans Now The Most Feared In Premier League

Hull City Fans Now The Most Feared In Premier League

The supporters of Hull City, newly-promoted to football's Premier League, are now the most feared set of hooligans ever to grace the top flight of the English game, says an 'expert'. City fans, known as the City Psychos, are regarded throughout th...

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Funny story: Hull City To Become The 'New Bolton Wanderers'

Hull City To Become The 'New Bolton Wanderers'

Experts claim Premiership newboys Hull City are the 'new Bolton Wanderers' and bear all the hallmarks of the Trotters, being physical, gritty, resilient, and prone to booting the ball forward rather than pass...

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Funny story: Bristol City Fans To Abandon Singing Cider Songs

Bristol City Fans To Abandon Singing Cider Songs

Fans of Bristol City, the Championship playoff losers, have vowed to stop singing stupid cider songs as a way of inspiring their team, and of drowning their sorrows after huge defeats.

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Funny story: Hull City Fans To Watch Championship Final On Giant TV Screen In Bristol

Hull City Fans To Watch Championship Final On Giant TV Screen In Bristol

Fans of Hull City, the hardest in the Championship, have said that, rather than travelling to Wembley for the play-off Final, they will watch the game on a giant TV screen in Bristol city centre to facilitate maximum violence...

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Funny story: Thierry Henry In Possible Return To English Football

Thierry Henry In Possible Return To English Football

Thierry Henry, the Barcelona star, has indicated in an interview with the BBC that he is ready for a return to English football, but would only be prepared to sign for either Arsenal or Manchester United

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