Miami, FL - Former NBA legend Tim Hardaway apologized Sunday for his anti-gay remarks, telling a Miami television station, "I didn't mean to say that. Or more accurately - I didn't mean to get caught saying that. How was I to know that &...
In a nation of 300 million winners, we learned that the number of losers is creeping dangerously close to a million! When the US Census counted the notoriously tough to enumerate hobos their population almost hit the million mark! One-third unlucky,o...
Washington DC - Two-thousand homeless people - men, women and children - clamored in front of the White House today to express their excitement for the funding the US government has given to NASA to equip their upcoming satellites with a new moon roc...
Kalamazoo, MI- The Kalamazoo-based advocacy group, Semantics Matters, has recently taken on the "homeless" label. The group, which in 2005 challenged city officials about their use of the term "water" to describe the local supply of H20, is organizi...
Washington D.C.- Reversing a Whitehouse tradition of inviting poor and homeless people to share a Thanksgiving feast, George and Laura Bush held a dinner, Thursday, to which only wealthy campaign contributors were invited. "We didn't want any...
The world reverberated with joyeous celebration at the pronouncement by the top echelons of the world's major churches, that "Erbie" Tucker Jones, a penniless panhandler, who sleeps at night on a cot, in a central Chicago homeless shelter, has been...
The Queen's speech today has damned the Blair Government for taking the British people into the dark ages with corruption, disease in hospitals and taxation levels that take away peoples identities and leave them homeless. She announced today at the...
Kate Moss, the Supermodel starlet has just announced her engagement to Mister Jack Daniels, (58) a prominent and well known vagrant who resides in King's Cross, London. A desirable area for the fashionable and image conscious homeless. Sporting a...
Presidency Now To Target Homelessness and World Hunger With New Bill.
In an unprecedented move, the National Lottery has taken a homeless man slave after he was unable to pay for his winning lottery ticket, which he had acquired with a fake credit card.
Esteemed English right-wing politician Sir Mark Hatcher has caused a stir in London today after he said that it would be of benefit to all if homeless people were to be 'recycled' or even 'cut into pieces' and used as fuel 'for th...
So I was there outside the Cineplex on line for tickets to see the last installment of The Lord Of The Rings- The Return of the King. Sitting huddled against the side of the theatre was a homeless guy, all dirty and stinking of cheap gin. He was dressed in tattered but garishly colorful clothing; bright yellow boots that had seen better days and a torn blue jacket, all stained and worn. He had a...
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