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Funny story: Hitler uniform wins Catholic school fancy-dress show in Perth, Australia!

Hitler uniform wins Catholic school fancy-dress show in Perth, Australia!

A Catholic school in Australia held a fancy-dress contest for mums and dads and the child dressed as Hitler won it hands down and right arm up! The majority of parents voted for the slightly controversial uniform and it won ahead of the second pla...

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Funny story: Hitler's Two-Inch Penis That Of A Squirrel, Casino Confirms

Hitler's Two-Inch Penis That Of A Squirrel, Casino Confirms

What was displayed at Harrold's Casino in Atlantic City as the penis of Adolf Hitler has been found to be a fraud, according to the scientists that studied it for one day. "We thought it would take us some time to get Hitler's DNA and prove that t...

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Funny story: Hitler Was not Anti Semitic claims his twin sister

Hitler Was not Anti Semitic claims his twin sister

Strange as it may seem but this is true. According to Ms Anita Weismyeur Ottawenheimer, who claims to be the twin sister of the much hated Adolf Hitler, he was not at all anti Semitic when they lived in Austria during their adulthood. Ms Ottawen...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Says That Adolf Hitler Wasn't Really Such A Bad Guy

Paris Hilton Says That Adolf Hitler Wasn't Really Such A Bad Guy

ST. TROPEZ, France - Paris Hilton, the skinny, little blonde rich socialite who is famous for doing absolutely nothing seems to have stuck her size 9 imported Gucci heel in her gold plated mouth again. Miss Hilton told a reporter for The St. Trope...

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Funny story: Adolf Hitler to be cloned

Adolf Hitler to be cloned

The real body of Adolf Hitler was stolen from a lab in Russia by some Neo-Nazis who are plotting to clone their grand leader that they love so much. The Neo-Nazis are hoping that once Hitler is cloned, he will lead them into glory. Barack Husse...

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Funny story: Hitler Had Two Testicles Claims German Academic - They Just Weren't Very Large

Hitler Had Two Testicles Claims German Academic - They Just Weren't Very Large

As the notorious British and German gutter press engage in a ferocious war of attrition ahead of Sunday's World Cup clash in Bloemfontein, German academic, Professor Wolfgang Amadeus Beethoven, of the Wank Bavaria University School Of Mythbusting tod...

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Funny story: German Führer quits amid row over military deployment into Czechoslovakia

German Führer quits amid row over military deployment into Czechoslovakia

German Führer Horst Koehler says he is resigning immediately, following criticism of remarks he made about German military deployments abroad. Mr Koehler had linked missions such as the Sudetenland and eastern Czechoslovakia deployment with Leben...

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Funny story: Ceremony marks 70th anniversary of Dunkirk rout

Ceremony marks 70th anniversary of Dunkirk rout

A ceremony has taken place to mark the 70th anniversary of the panicked flight of troops from Dunkirk. Veterans attended the event at the Allied Memorial on Dunkirk seafront, with 50 of the originally commandeered "little ships" offshore. Portsmo...

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Funny story: Woody Allen calls Hitler An Alright Guy

Woody Allen calls Hitler An Alright Guy

While recently discussing the necessity of dictators in American politics, Woody Allen lamented that Adolph Hitler was a man that has been misunderstood by World History. "People have a tendency to really blow things out of proportion when it...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown: Hitler hid in my attic

Gordon Brown: Hitler hid in my attic

London, Monday. In a candid conversation with the Evening Standard journalist, Horst Buchwald, former Prime Minister Gordon Brown revealed that notorious war-time Nazi leader Adolf Hitler hid from Allied troops in the attic of the Brown family home i...

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Funny story: Arizona Dedicates New Shrine to Adolf Hitler

Arizona Dedicates New Shrine to Adolf Hitler

Tombstone, AZ - Arizona Govenerness, Janet Napoleono, today attended a ceremony to open a new state funded shrine to Adolf Hitler, located in Tombstone, Arizona. Opponents to Arizona's new immigration laws say this is the final straw, but the Napoleo...

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Funny story: Obama Goes 'Ape Shit', Commissions Deeper, Darker, Safer Bunker under Camp David as Pressures Mount!

Obama Goes 'Ape Shit', Commissions Deeper, Darker, Safer Bunker under Camp David as Pressures Mount!

President Barry Hussein Obama, a foreigner who never really understood the history and character of America, has further isolated himself from the American Public by commissioning a deeper bunker under Camp David where he expects to ride out the com...

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Funny story: Hitler's neuroticism followed gas attack

Hitler's neuroticism followed gas attack

Hitler, it now appears was unfairly treated after he and his comrades fell victim to a gas attack in October 1918. He had been going about his business as a 'run of the mill' guy. Hitler, born in Austria, wanted to be an artist. Beaten by his...

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Funny story: Govt reveals: ash traced to RAF bomber destruction of Berlin; Hitler declared missing

Govt reveals: ash traced to RAF bomber destruction of Berlin; Hitler declared missing

The astounding clouds of ash that have affected everything from sunsets, airline schedules to women's periods have today been revealed as a result of highly secret RAF atomic bombing runs over Berlin earlier this week, runs which destroyed the totali...

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Funny story: Shock: Hitler Found In Small English Village

Shock: Hitler Found In Small English Village

Trepidation was palpable in a small village cafe this morning, when local resident Rufus Digby found what appeared to be Adolf Hitlers image in a blackberry muffin. "I could not believe it," cried Mr Digby, 65 of Upper Thatch, "I took a sip of my...

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Funny story: Stalin posters cause uproar in Moscow and Hitler posters in Berlin too, charming chappies both of them!

Stalin posters cause uproar in Moscow and Hitler posters in Berlin too, charming chappies both of them!

You can't keep a good dictator down and to commemorate the the end of WWII Moscow, in their nonsensical wisdom, has decided to hang up posters of their infamous mass murdering dictator, Josef Stalin. This has totally divided Moscowites, some feel...

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Funny story: Adolf Hitler Reportedly Alive and Living in Mexico City with Conjoined Jewish Twins

Adolf Hitler Reportedly Alive and Living in Mexico City with Conjoined Jewish Twins

Mexico City- Shocking reports out of Mexico City suggest that Adolf Hitler is alive and has been cohabitating with Jewish conjoined twins, Golda and Miriam Slotski, since 1962. "I saw him. I swear I did. I couldn't believe my eyes, but I definite...

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