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Funny story: FBI Reopens Investigation Into Clinton Smoke Signal Server

FBI Reopens Investigation Into Clinton Smoke Signal Server

Last week FBI Director James Comey announced that the ongoing investigation into Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton's private messaging database would continue due to new evidence being presented. "Recent investigations have found a startling...

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Funny story: Trump Says Clinton Gave Military Secrets To Russians

Trump Says Clinton Gave Military Secrets To Russians

Donald Trump at a rally today accused Hillary Clinton of giving military secrets to the Russians. "On her computer that the Russians hacked are plans for The Modular Advanced Armed Robotic System (MAARS), stealth tanks, The XM2010 machine gun, and T...

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Funny story: Clinton, Trump, Obama, FBI Attacked!

Clinton, Trump, Obama, FBI Attacked!

Henry Louis Mencken was an American journalist, satirist, cultural critic and scholar of American English. He is regarded as one of the most influential American writers and prose stylists of the first half of the twentieth century. He died in the...

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Funny story: Trump Will Prove Bill Clinton Was Jack the Ripper

Trump Will Prove Bill Clinton Was Jack the Ripper

Gross, Nebraska From the campaign trail, Trump delivered the news that he said has recently been discovered by historians hired by the Trump organization, that Bill Clinton was, in fact, Jack the Ripper! "We have learned of some documents that wil...

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Funny story: Republicans Rush to File Legislation to Make Improper E-Mail Server Handling a Capital Crime

Republicans Rush to File Legislation to Make Improper E-Mail Server Handling a Capital Crime

Washington, DC Republican legislators realized that they really haven't nailed any wrongdoing by Hillary Clinton, all the way through Whitewater to the E-Mail Server snafu. So this caused Republicans to review some laws. "We have just come to real...

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Funny story: The Clinton-Trump Election Is About Vaginas And Phony Scandals

The Clinton-Trump Election Is About Vaginas And Phony Scandals

Henry Louis Mencken was an American journalist, satirist, cultural critic and scholar of American English. He is regarded as one of the most influential American writers and prose stylists of the first half of the twentieth century. He died in the...

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Funny story: Clinton-Trump Election Affected By Cowardly FBI And Justice Dep't

Clinton-Trump Election Affected By Cowardly FBI And Justice Dep't

Once again, I'm going to try and channel the great American humorist and cynic H.L. Menken. Once again he affirms that he thinks the United States is a "nation of midgets." "Look at the current election, it's being tremendously influenced by the...

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Funny story: Trump celebrates Hillary's weiner problems but would downplay in a quid pro quo over his own

Trump celebrates Hillary's weiner problems but would downplay in a quid pro quo over his own

Mere days from the national election, Mr. Trump's forces are heartened by FBI Director Comey's intent to re-open the Hillary Clinton email case. An anonymous spokesperson from Mr. Comey's office says this decision has nothing to do with a current...

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Funny story: Hillary Takes Giant Dump In Georgia, Blocks Sewer Pipes

Hillary Takes Giant Dump In Georgia, Blocks Sewer Pipes

At first the Clinton Campaign said that a volunteer accidentally released raw sewage from Hillary's campaign bus into a street drain in Georgia. Now it turns out that Hillary actually took a huge dump in a Georgia restaurant that caused an overflow o...

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Funny story: Hillary Defends Bill's Reputation

Hillary Defends Bill's Reputation

At a press conference on Thursday night, Hillary Clinton blew off accusations that her husband was just as bad a womanizer as Donald Trump: "Come on, people," she protested. "It's not like my Billy goes around looking for a blow job. Quite on t...

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Funny story: Bobby Bush, Howard Stern, Anthony Weiner Determine Clinton-Trump Outcome

Bobby Bush, Howard Stern, Anthony Weiner Determine Clinton-Trump Outcome

First Trump came for the Mexicans, calling them rapists, but in White Republican Households in the suburbs there are very few Mexicans. Then he came after African Americans but there are almost none in the households in question. Then he came after...

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Funny story: Again Anthony Weiner Has Problems With His Wiener And Hoses Hillary

Again Anthony Weiner Has Problems With His Wiener And Hoses Hillary

H.L. Menken, the great American humorist wrote of being an American, "The United States, to my eye, is incomparably the greatest show on earth. It lays chief stress upon the kinds [of clowning] which delight me unceasingly - for example, the ribald c...

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Funny story: New video of Trump farting released by Paul Ryan

New video of Trump farting released by Paul Ryan

Washington D.C. - in a press conference here this morning, Paul Ryan released a video of Trump farting and then bragging about how well he can fart. On the video, the fart can be heard to last for a full nine seconds, at a pitch at least two octaves...

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Funny story: Mike Pence Almost Gets "Smoked" in Public

Mike Pence Almost Gets "Smoked" in Public

Vice-Presidential hopeful Mike Pence, who hails from Indiana, almost got metaphorically "smoked" in public the other day, but escaped narrowly. As this election season heats up, so does the scrutiny befalling the candidates involved. Tapes have...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton announces she sees dead people

Hillary Clinton announces she sees dead people

Sleepy Hallow - Hillary Clinton held a rally today to a small crowd of some thirty lathargic onlookers. One of them, a renegade reporter from TheSpoof.com, aka Skoob, rudely yelled out a question, causing Hillary to stumble and nearly fall. How...

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Funny story: Taco Trucks and "Blow Jobs for Votes™" Battle for Voters

Taco Trucks and "Blow Jobs for Votes™" Battle for Voters

ONLY IN AMERICA - NBC News reported yesterday: "...that as Florida's early voting gets underway, several organizations including a labor union found a unique way to get Miami residents to the polls." "Many of them Latino, were greeted out front with...

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Funny story: Hillary leads Trump in dead fetuses and dead people

Hillary leads Trump in dead fetuses and dead people

New York, NY - The Clinton News Network (CNN) announced today that the election is over, called for Hillary. According to CNN television reporting, early voting by late term aborted fetuses and deceased adults, all of whom died just after voting...

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