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Funny story: On Hearing the News I'm Deaf and Can't Hear Shit, Either!

On Hearing the News I'm Deaf and Can't Hear Shit, Either!

A senior writer for TheSpoof.com, senior only because of his age, and no reflection on the amount of time he has appeared there, was urged to get a hearing test by his spouse, tired of getting no verbal response to normal conversation. The writer, who figured she had nothing to complain about anyway, since he already took out the garbage, shopped for all the food, walked the dog, put gas in t...

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Funny story: Priests Against Health Care

Priests Against Health Care

(Washington, D.C.) The U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops is calling the most recent Democrat House of Representatives health care bills. "Seriously deficient on the issues of abortion and conscience" and is urging priests around the country to s...

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Funny story: Senate to add 'pubic option' to healthcare bill

Senate to add 'pubic option' to healthcare bill

Washington DC -The Majority Leader of the Senate, Hairy D. Weed of Los Vegas, stated to my secret Senate source that his healthcare bill would include the "pubic option." The provision would allow the federal government to legislate the mandatory...

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Funny story: Obama Administration To Use ReCAPTCHA To Fund Healthcare

Obama Administration To Use ReCAPTCHA To Fund Healthcare

(Washington, D.C.) In a move as surprising as his being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, President Barack Obama announced at a press conference that he would be issuing a tax on the ReCAPTCHA system in order to pay for the projected $900 million health...

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Funny story: Mother flees with child to avoid health ruling

Mother flees with child to avoid health ruling

CONCORD, Massachusetts - In a flagrant violation of a court order, Margaret "Meg" March-Brooks has fled with her minor child John "Demi" Brooks, rather then see him receive the medical care he so desperately needs. A court ordered examination las...

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Funny story: Volunteer Breast-Exam Brigade - New Peak in US Health Care

Volunteer Breast-Exam Brigade - New Peak in US Health Care

In an effort to make manual breast exams more accessible to American women, the Obama administration today announced a new addition to the Democrats' proposed national health care plan - the Breast Offensive National Exam Resource, or BONER. As...

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Funny story: Tea Party Express Hits Woman With No Health Insurance

Tea Party Express Hits Woman With No Health Insurance

Washington, DC - The revolution…is in the impound yard. Irony, life's version of baking chocolate, has put the brakes on the Tea Party Express. The giant RV used to carry hordes of angry white people collided with a pedestrian yesterday. Capitol...

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Funny story: Under Obama Plan, Nation's Sick To Be Transferred to "Health Camps"

Under Obama Plan, Nation's Sick To Be Transferred to "Health Camps"

Washington, D.C. - In a new unveiling to coincide with his "media blitz," President Barack Obama revealed an amendment to the Baucus bill that may increase bipartisan support for the bill while still offering a public-run alternative to private insur...

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Funny story: Republicans Pull Stunner, Offer Universal Health Care

Republicans Pull Stunner, Offer Universal Health Care

WASHINGTON - Tired of being accused of hindering health care reform and seeking political advantage, the Republican Party today offered its own proposal with a surprise twist-universal coverage. "It offers free medical care to everyone-even illeg...

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Funny story: Congressman Bacchus introduces new health care legislation

Congressman Bacchus introduces new health care legislation

After months of behind-the-scenes negotiation, Congressman Bacchus (I-Rome) unveiled a massive health care bill. The CBO reports that the bill could cost the government almost 50,000 denarii, although Bacchus himself puts the estimate at closer to 60...

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Funny story: 115-Year-Old Woman Dies Waiting for Health Care Reform

115-Year-Old Woman Dies Waiting for Health Care Reform

LOS ANGELES, CA - Gerta Blaine lost her battle against death today in Los Angeles, California, at the age of 115, according to the nursing home where she waited for health care reform until her very last breath. Blaine attributed her longevity to...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama in Global Bid To Help Health Care Initiative

Michelle Obama in Global Bid To Help Health Care Initiative

In an e-mail which was leaked this morning from the White House, details are now emerging about how Barack Obama plans to finance his health care initiative, a corner-stone of his policy platform during the early stages of his presidency, although to...

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Funny story: Cheney Reaches Health Care Cap: Backs Obama Health Plan, Any Plan

Cheney Reaches Health Care Cap: Backs Obama Health Plan, Any Plan

"O my sweet God," Dick Cheney gasped at a hastily called news conference at an undisclosed location," Did I ever screw up!" My health insurance caps out at 2 million and I just passed it...Even I can't pay pay the medical bills I run up. Why in hell...

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Funny story: Democrats New Health Care Strategy: If it don't fit, force it!

Democrats New Health Care Strategy: If it don't fit, force it!

WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) - President Barack Obama called together a meeting of the top Democratic Party Leaders from the House and Senate and unveiled his new strategy for passing Universal Health Care in this session of congress. Known as "If it don'...

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Funny story: Pelosi: Healthcare plan promises "big prizes and fun!"

Pelosi: Healthcare plan promises "big prizes and fun!"

In a recent townhall meeting, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi promised that the new healthcare bill would be "a rollicking rollercoaster of health related laughs and adventure." Speaking before a large group of citizens of Iowa, Pelosi wa...

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Funny story: "It's A Cookbook!"

"It's A Cookbook!"

If you've feared Obama Care you now have very good reason. The nearly unreadable, one thousand page plus bill has finally been deciphered by cryptographers for the Congressional Budget office. Their startling conclusion: It's a cookbook! The bill,...

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Funny story: Vatican Condemns Health Care - Will Excommunicate Obama: Report

Vatican Condemns Health Care - Will Excommunicate Obama: Report

In a surprise announcement, senior Vatican officials today leaked the content of Pope Benedict's up-coming encyclical Bacterium en Vitam Eternam Primum Est. Life, the officials informed a rapt audience, is sacred. Bacteria, viruses, fungi....all life...

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