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Funny story: Chanel No 5 launches Mademoiselle Hogwarts

Chanel No 5 launches Mademoiselle Hogwarts

Paris, France - (Olfactory Mess): Fabled Parisian perfumier Chanel No 5 has launched a new fragrance for punch-drunk Harry Potter fans called Mademoiselle Hogwarts which combines traces of Daniel Radcliffe's pheromones and JK Rowling'...

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Funny story: Potter and Pratchett fans fight witched battles in central London.

Potter and Pratchett fans fight witched battles in central London.

Hundreds of fans of J.K Rowlings 'Harry Potter' and 'Discworld' author Terry Pratchett have clashed violently in central London's Leicester Square today bringing the busy capital to a standstill.

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Funny story: Radders Sets Up Self Help Classes

Radders Sets Up Self Help Classes

Over and over again I have reported that Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe, or Radders as he has come to be known, has set up new businesses or projects in the hope of creating quick cash. There was his perfume and deodorant range, his magic mushroom farm and his highly popular Bikinis for men! But now I finally think he has hit on something, Dan is opening his own self help classes for those peo...

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Funny story: Harry Potter Thrown Out The Marital Home.

Harry Potter Thrown Out The Marital Home.

Harry Potter, father of three and formally know as 'the boy who lived', is in the dog house with his wife of 16 years Ginny Potter.

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe And Emma Watson Hospitalised After Accident.

Daniel Radcliffe And Emma Watson Hospitalised After Accident.

In a freak accident some are calling too much of a coincidence, both Harry Potter actors Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter himself) and Emma Watson (clever clogs side kick) have been badly injured.

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe hints at permanant name change to Harry Potter

Daniel Radcliffe hints at permanant name change to Harry Potter

Daniel Radcliffe, the star of Harry Potter movies has hinted that he is considering permanently changing his name to that of the young wizard he portrays.

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Funny story: Harry Potter exhibition in World Tour for ever!

Harry Potter exhibition in World Tour for ever!

A US company has teamed up with Warner Bros Studios for Harry Potter: The Exhibition.

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Funny story: Harry Potter star finds his Prince Charming

Harry Potter star finds his Prince Charming

Hogwarts - (Ass Mess): Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is scouring Australia's gay bars, clubs and discos after spotting a tumescent mystery hunk ogling him at an Adelaide awards ceremony recently.

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Funny story: Harry's Mystery Girl Really A Man!

Harry's Mystery Girl Really A Man!

In a twist worthy of any film classic, Harry Potter's mystery Aussie girl revealed today "I'm really a man".

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Searches For Australian Girl

Daniel Radcliffe Searches For Australian Girl

Daniel Radcliffe, who plays the title character in the Harry Potter films, is looking for a girl. Unfortunately, he does not know her name, her age, exactly where she lives, or anything else about her.

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Says His Walls Are Covered In Seaman

Daniel Radcliffe Says His Walls Are Covered In Seaman

Harry Potter 'actor' Daniel Radcliffe has told journalists that his walls are covered in posters of moustachioed former England soccer goalie David Seaman.

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Funny story: Emma Watson Forcefully Denies Claims That She And Dan Radcliffe Are An Item

Emma Watson Forcefully Denies Claims That She And Dan Radcliffe Are An Item

Popular actress Emma Watson, who plays Harry Potter's sidekick, Hermione Granger, in the film franchise is sick to death of fans asking if she and Daniel Radcliffe are dating/having sex/getting married/starting a family. So much so that today she...

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Sucks His Friends' Pricks

Daniel Radcliffe Sucks His Friends' Pricks

Harry Potter plank of wood, Daniel Radcliffe (or Pinnochio to his boyfriends) has told interviewers that he has a fondness for blood and often will suck on the pricked fingers of gardener friends whi...

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe a Spoof Writer

Daniel Radcliffe a Spoof Writer

It was a shock throughout the world when "Harry Potter" star Daniel Radcliffe has been a writer for TheSpoof.com for quite some time. It was even more stunning when he confessed to having a number of pseudonyms on the site and he got arous...

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Funny story: Harry Potter - Cross-Dressing Disaster

Harry Potter - Cross-Dressing Disaster

Information has been received from close sources that Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is in fact a cross-dresser.

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Funny story: Director David Yates Resigns From The Harry Potter Films. Prince Harry To Direct The Last Two.

Director David Yates Resigns From The Harry Potter Films. Prince Harry To Direct The Last Two.

The director of the increasingly popular Harry Potter films has resigned, saying that he will not work on any of the further movies and will only work with actor Daniel Radcliffe when hell freezes over AKA it ain't going to happen.

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Funny story: JK might wizard up 8th book

JK might wizard up 8th book

Harry Potter creator JK Rowling admits she could have a 'weak moment' and agree to write an eighth book . But the author, believed to be worth over £600 million, said that the boy wizard is unlikely to be the main character and possibly would...

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