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Funny story: Buy Britney Spears' Shaved Head Hair on E-Bay

Buy Britney Spears' Shaved Head Hair on E-Bay

The long, golden locks (including the hair extensions) of Britney Spears will go on sale Monday on E-Bay. Britney recently shaved her head bald, but has never confirmed any of the many rumors for her new look. Those rumors have included things such...

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Funny story: Paxman In Nipple Fueled Controversial Love Triangle Fury

Paxman In Nipple Fueled Controversial Love Triangle Fury

Jeremy Paxman had surgery yesterday to repair a broken blood vessel in his left nipple. However, the nipple was so hairy that the surgeon had to order in a special garden strimmer to cut the hair around the nipple, and then Paxman accidentally cut hi...

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Funny story: The President's Hairpiece

The President's Hairpiece

While it has been an accepted rumor that Laura Bush's always perfect hair is actually a swim cap (no chin strap) made up of fiber optic threads molded into place with steaming flat irons, recent sightings of the President's roving hairline s...

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Funny story: Blair says "boo" not merely to Geese, but to a grim assembly of assembled spectral entitie

Blair says "boo" not merely to Geese, but to a grim assembly of assembled spectral entitie

Tony Blair today reshuffled his cabinet in an unprecedented shake-up described by one seasoned observer as "akin to the mopping-up of bloody tears using the lank hair of a month-old corpse". Former ghost Iain Duncan-Smith, clearly rattled b...

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Funny story: Companion Animal Sick Of Human

Companion Animal Sick Of Human

BROOKLYN - In a carefully crafted tirade sent to the New York Times, Snickers, a domestic short hair cat, vented years of pent-up rage at his biped, or human, companion.

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Funny story: Tory Leadership Challenger's Hair Fake Says Expert

Tory Leadership Challenger's Hair Fake Says Expert

The hair which has famously propelled Conservative Party leadership contender David Cameron to such prominence in recent weeks was yesterday claimed to be "mostly fake" by a leading expert in the field.

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Funny story: Kate Bush: New Album, New Image, Old Hair

Kate Bush: New Album, New Image, Old Hair

She's not been sighted for ninety eight years, and it's been one hundred and two since her last album. Whacky chanteuse, Kate Bush is at last preparing for a comeback. Thirty seven years in the making, her new record will finally see the light of day...

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Funny story: Pierce Brosnan new Spokesman for Just for Men

Pierce Brosnan new Spokesman for Just for Men

Antigua -- Facial hair is a natural phenomenon for men. It's a part of the body that can become an art form in itself. "Unless, of course, it's grey" said Pierce Brosnan, the latest spokesperson for Just For Men hair colori...

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Funny story: Neil Armstrong wants his hair back!

Neil Armstrong wants his hair back!

REUTERS -- Neil Armstrong wants His Hair Back![/b ]Insiders hint at stash for later wig use. Neil Armstrong has sent in the lawyers, demanding the enterprising barber who sold off his precious locks, either return them or donate the $3,000.00

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Funny story: What Lies in the Shampoo Aisle?

What Lies in the Shampoo Aisle?

It may reasonably be argued that shampoo, the article and the practice, is a hallmark of proper civilization. Witness the derisive distaste with which we manhandle any citizen seemingly estranged from the stuff -- we wrinkle our faces at the sight of unwashed greasy hair, its tell-tale odd spikes, clumping self-adherence, and unpalatable odor. We lean conspiratorially to our neighbor and speculat...

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Funny story: Putting Out Is The Only Way To Get Boys To Like You.

Putting Out Is The Only Way To Get Boys To Like You.

NEW YORK, NY- Martha Hughes was your typical good girl in high school; 4.0, never partied, and no "cool" boyfriend. She was the epitome of the high school nerd who we all made fun because of their hair, acne, or clothes. "I was your typical loner... I didn't want to get screwed up in life, and all those people really scared me." said Martha about her old life. "I ma...

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Funny story: Hey Jude - Don't Puff On That Tuft

Hey Jude - Don't Puff On That Tuft

It has been revealed that the actor Jude Law has starting smoking human hair.

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Funny story: Big-Head Kerry To Walk Away With Democratic Nomination

Big-Head Kerry To Walk Away With Democratic Nomination

Yesterday was Super Tuesday. The good ole' Democratic boy Superbowl. The candidates were at their politico best. They campaigned so hard that John Kerry's hair actually moved.

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Funny story: Hair Raising Breakthrough.

Hair Raising Breakthrough.

A team of scientists working on the "What does a drunken Scotsman REALLY wear under his kilt project", has unexpectedly found a cure for baldness. What you do is this:...

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Funny story: President Grows Beard, Calls Self Osama Bin Bushy

President Grows Beard, Calls Self Osama Bin Bushy

In a move that will surely shock most sane people living in almost all the developed countries, George W. Bush has grown extensive facial hair (using miracle Hair Club For Men formula only available to presidents and those who are balding) and has ch...

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Funny story: It's Official - Bullshit makes you Bald

It's Official - Bullshit makes you Bald

Scientists have found more evidence for a possible link between hair loss and long-term use of bullshit. A study of more than 1,300 bald men in Texas shows that those who began their bullshitting before 1980 increased their chance of becoming follically challenged by 40 percent. Among those who used permanent rather than non-permanent bullshit, who chose complete bullshit — and who bullshit...

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Funny story: U.S. To Outlaw Facial Hair In Iraq

U.S. To Outlaw Facial Hair In Iraq

In an effort to start "cleaning up" Iraq, President Bush announced today that facial hair would no longer be permitted on any Iraqi citizen.

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