As health and energy foods are becoming increasingly popular for a culture completely obsessed with 'self', this edition of Digester's Reader has a look at one of the newest additions that could take the market by storm: Pretty Meat. With the cost and availability of meats that we have known for so long now headed in opposite, and less than pleasing directions along with the recent UN mandate t...
Professor Montgomery of a Think Tank located in West Virginia rural area say that they have become alarmed at the both the sightings of UFOs in the sky and a growing list of missing fat people. "We now believe that the connection is that whoever i...
Dominik's Pizza has announced that it has launched a new specialty pizza with a squirrel-based crust, a move that has many mouths watering and animal activists frothing. The Rocket J. Squirrel Specialty Pizza is available to customers today at the...
A Tybee Island man has been given the all clear by the District Attorney to eat his pet cat paving the way for more Americans to cook, fry, boil and roast their pets. The landmark decision is seen as triumph for civil liberties claim many watche...
Cats across the United States are licking their paws and purring with culinary satisfaction after a Georgia man's new cat food recipe was added to pet food manufacturers stock lists and is now available on supermarket shelves the length and breadth o...
An unopened yogurt quietly expired last night after spending several days lodged between a shriveled tomato and a jar of mayonnaise in a Florida mans refrigerator. The yogurt, purchased in mid November, was survived by a can of diet coke and a blo...
In a move that has stunned and outraged pear aficionados around the world, pears have been downgraded from a fruit to a dwarf fruit. The move comes after the latest annual conference of the International Fruit Tree Association, or IFTA. The conferenc...
PAINS PERDUS (Lost bread) Make a shallow dish with little essence of butter it easier, add pepper, thyme and eggs, both sides. Pour the saucepan (bain marie). Boil together a little white sauce, and let it for the following day boil for a lemon and then draw it simmer gently at a leaf or three bay-leaves, one and cut through a tomato sauce from top or with the pigeons on to every now and when the...
DALLAS - Former President George W. Bush has just stated that he is as happy as a tickless country coonhound. The ex-president who along with Dickie Cheney and Donnie Rumsfeld cooked up the cockamamie story about the so-called Weapons of Mass Dest...
Paul Ryan's much anticipated budget report was released and as expected he really sticks it to America's poor, in fact he kills them! The new strategy called "Soylent Purple" amazingly cuts spending and balances the budget is just six months. I...
Food Writers at the Daily Maile have announced that if people simply cut out fresh meat, fruit and veg from their diet they will probably live forever. The new findings, which are totally made up, say that processed food like burgers and sausages, ch...
HOLLYWOOD - Kirstie Alley made an appearance on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show. She was asked about her Cheers days. Alley replied that she liked those times except for all of the sitting around between takes. She said that as a result of all of...
Gladys Hornswagger of Morristown, Tennessee blames her ruined date with 'that hot nerd' Griffin Gaskey, on their date at the new Taj Palace Plus Restaurant in nearby Knoxville. The proprietors told the couple that their food was authentic Indian b...
Los Angeles, CA (STT News) - People of the world - learn to like bugs. That's the message recently released by Dr. Falter O. Longer, director of the USC's Elitist Longevity Institute. The study by the institute states clearly that things like meat,...
According to the latest buzz from health clubs and fitness gurus, the formerly wildly popular Paleo Diet has been supplanted by the new Sociopath or "Socio" Diet, which skyrockets meat-centric eating to new dimensions of amorality. Sources say the Socio Diet has particularly caught fire in high-power urban centers like New York City and Washington, D.C. Want to incorporate some "Socio" into you...
Down in Alabama between two small towns on an old, dusty county road is one of the south's best kept secrets; Uncle Billy's Barn Cooked BBQ. Billy Chawhock has been feeding locals around here for about six years now and he got his start one day because of a rainstorm that drove him and his homemade 55 gallon drum grill into the old horse barn out back of his family home. "We were having compan...
DUBLIN, Ireland - The World Food Coalition has been in existence since October 15, 1944. And in that time it has provided food to virtually every country in the world, except for the United States, England, and the African country of Dutch West Wa...
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