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Funny story: Man with World's Largest Scrotum Fined for Overweight Bags At Heathrow!

Man with World's Largest Scrotum Fined for Overweight Bags At Heathrow!

London, UK / Air Travel News - A disgruntled passenger caused a long flight delay today at Heathrow International Airport when he strongly contested being surcharged for having an overweight scrotum, which airport security classified as "carry on ba...

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Funny story: Budget Airline May Charge For Toilet Use

Budget Airline May Charge For Toilet Use

Europe's largest budget airline, might start charging passengers for using the toilet while flying, it was announced on Friday. "One thing we have looked at in the past and are looking at again is the possibility of maybe putting a coin slot on t...

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Funny story: Turkish AirHashish Went Down Over Amsterdam on a Daily Delivery Run

Turkish AirHashish Went Down Over Amsterdam on a Daily Delivery Run

Turkish AirHashish has been flying daily delivery runs to Amsterdam for years now. TAH spokesperson, Haile Aza Kyte said that the Lowlands of Europe were one of their highest customers: "Every day we flew without incident and with great profit f...

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Funny story: Airline has lady feeling crappy

Airline has lady feeling crappy

In an odd event that happened Last nite around 8pm, local prostitute Susan Herpesore was walking to meet long time customer Gary Asitch when suddenly a brownish discharge fell on her head knocking her out. Am Air Ceo. Bob Sagat released the follo...

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Funny story: Commercial Aircraft Now Safer

Commercial Aircraft Now Safer

NEW YORK (OPP) - Federal aviation officials today announced that all commercial aircraft were grounded until the installation of a new radar system was completed. The manufacturer of the radar has guaranteed it will track herds of birds, and shoo the...

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Funny story: FAA to make it offical all Birds have to wear Transponders

FAA to make it offical all Birds have to wear Transponders

Because of the recent crash of US Airways Flight 1549 into the Hudson river and the probability that it was caused by a bird strike, all birds, including pigeons, are to be outfitted with a portable transponder, allowing them to be tracked by air tra...

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Funny story: Shitty takeoff aborted

Shitty takeoff aborted

Katmandu - A Quetip Jimbo jet carrying 500 passengers aborted a flight before takeoff from Katmandu Saturday when an engineer spotted shit on the cabin floor, the airline said. The Turkey-bound Jimbo 757 was being pushed towards the runway when th...

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Funny story: Hugh Hefner beats out Richard Branson to purchase Irelands' loss-making airline Aer Lingus and rename it Aer Cunning-Lingus

Hugh Hefner beats out Richard Branson to purchase Irelands' loss-making airline Aer Lingus and rename it Aer Cunning-Lingus

DUBLIN-IRELAND: Faced with the threat of an imminent work strike, Ireland's national airline Aer Lingus has been sold to Playboy magazine founder and perennially-geriatric, pretend-lecher Hugh Hefner for an undisclosed sum. Hugh Hefner plans to re...

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Funny story: Plane slides up runway trying to take off while landing

Plane slides up runway trying to take off while landing

TOKYO - A RUSSIAN Airways Express airliner slid down a runway Sunday during an emergency landing while taking off without its landing gear. No injuries were reported. The Pakistan-bound Hassolhoff Dash-69 turbodrop, operated by Pissed Airlines, to...

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Funny story: Stelios grabs controls at EasyFly, and flies on one engine

Stelios grabs controls at EasyFly, and flies on one engine

Sir Stelios Halitosis, the gregarous Greek Cypriot who founded the EasyFly airline and is still its biggest shareholder has taken the captains seat once more. Sir Stelios said he hoped to trim the operating costs of the budget airline by flying hi...

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Funny story: Airline Inaugurates Chicken Run Flights

Airline Inaugurates Chicken Run Flights

Capon, Ireland - No-frills airline Tonyair has vowed to be one of the last airlines flying the friendly skies after the global economic crisis and oil prices take their toll on the industry. In a move to cut costs, diversify markets and multitask,...

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Funny story: 52 Stone Birmingham Man Causes Panic On Transatlantic Flight

52 Stone Birmingham Man Causes Panic On Transatlantic Flight

A Jumbo jet made a successful landing at Newark International Airport much to the relief of passengers and crew. The flight from London Heathrow was plagued with problems from take off claimed shaken crew members due mainly to the fact that they w...

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Funny story: Sugar's Crash Landing Screw-up

Sugar's Crash Landing Screw-up

Sir Alan Sugar, known to sycophants and business associates alike as 'Sweetie,' has told accident investigators he made a wrong call when he landed his plane tits-up alongside a Greater Manchester airstrip. The famously-cantankerous Apprentice st...

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Funny story: Aircraft Demolision Derby Sunday

Aircraft Demolision Derby Sunday

X-treme sports seem to be all the rage in the new millennium and the aircraft community is jumping on the bandwagon. Sunday, at Los Angeles International Airport, runway 3 West will be the site of the first annual "Aircraft Demolition Derby." Par...

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Funny story: BA unveils new enviromentally friendly plane

BA unveils new enviromentally friendly plane

BA have unveiled plans to replace its short haul fleet with a range of environmentally friendly planes. The new planes will be made from recycled paper and powered using a revolutionary 'human arm launching' system. A BA spokesman said "We have...

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Funny story: Frenchman Honors Historic Rudolph Hess Freedom Flight to UK!

Frenchman Honors Historic Rudolph Hess Freedom Flight to UK!

Calais,France / Reuters - Not since the electrifying flight of Nazi Rudolph Hess to Scotland in 1941 has a dare devil flight excited the masses in the UK like the feat of French Flyer Yves Rossy. "The Flying Frog", as he has been tabbed by UK ta...

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Funny story: BA new "Jet Man" single passenger X-treme frugal economy class flight now fully operational

BA new "Jet Man" single passenger X-treme frugal economy class flight now fully operational

Paris, France - Looking to save on the rising cost of energy, BA just successfully tested their new "Jet Man" single passenger extremely frugal economy class flight today. Pushed out of an airplane mid-flight over the English Channel at an altitu...

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