For only a $20 surcharge on your airline ticket from Gamma Airlines, you can now rent a parachute to wear while you're on any of their planes all the way to your final destination. This would allow you to quickly jump from the plane just as soon a...
Toledo, OH - An upstart American discount charter carrier, Jet Airways, is ready to offer its customers standing room in the luggage compartments of it's Boeing 737 aircraft for an incredibly low price of $19.99 US return. Said company media rep,...
Reminiscent of the rising fuel costs and the seizing of the credit markets in 2008, coupled with the stock market plunge of early 2009, airlines have been faced with many difficult financial issues. The recession that began in early 2008 has clearly...
The International Air Transport Association, at a highly secret unpublicised public meeting in Upper Kalskag, Alaska, today announced a world-wide policy to protect the public from the dreaded SWINE FLU VIRUS. Speaking at a press conference after...
After Captain "Sully" Sullenberger's amazing landing in the Hudson River earlier this year, he has been on every news network and several talk shows plus there's even talk of a book and/or movie. Many were afraid that several more pilots would try...
As US President Barack Obama flew across the Atlantic yet again, he suddenly had a brainwave, and invented the modern telephone. 'I thought 'What if I could have a machine that would allow me stay in Washington DC, yet still speak with world leade...
Word has it that FAA investigators apprehended a short bald angry man with a cub pilot license circling the nation's capital in a WWI Red Baron. Wearing goggles and a Teutonic flyer's scarf, the amateur flyboy put up quite a dogfight until he was bro...
Following on from the news that Irish budget airline Tryandair plans to charge customers a pound for use of the on board toilet (50p if you use the outside toilet), Chief Executive Paddy Whaque has announced a new range of charges to make him even ri...
PHOENIX, Arizona - Sou'wester Airline spokesperson, Michele Brewster, reported today that the airline will offer a special LA beer to all passengers at no charge - and no limit. Drinks will be offered from the time the plane door closes to the tim...
'Low' cost airline Bryanair is to start charging customers for oxygen. The firm's abrasive chief Paddy O'Leary told reporters Bryanair's plans to "cut fares down to pence" would come with passengers forced to pay for traditionally free services.
London, UK / Air Travel News - A disgruntled passenger caused a long flight delay today at Heathrow International Airport when he strongly contested being surcharged for having an overweight scrotum, which airport security classified as "carry on ba...
Europe's largest budget airline, might start charging passengers for using the toilet while flying, it was announced on Friday. "One thing we have looked at in the past and are looking at again is the possibility of maybe putting a coin slot on t...
Turkish AirHashish has been flying daily delivery runs to Amsterdam for years now. TAH spokesperson, Haile Aza Kyte said that the Lowlands of Europe were one of their highest customers: "Every day we flew without incident and with great profit f...
In an odd event that happened Last nite around 8pm, local prostitute Susan Herpesore was walking to meet long time customer Gary Asitch when suddenly a brownish discharge fell on her head knocking her out. Am Air Ceo. Bob Sagat released the follo...
NEW YORK (OPP) - Federal aviation officials today announced that all commercial aircraft were grounded until the installation of a new radar system was completed. The manufacturer of the radar has guaranteed it will track herds of birds, and shoo the...
Because of the recent crash of US Airways Flight 1549 into the Hudson river and the probability that it was caused by a bird strike, all birds, including pigeons, are to be outfitted with a portable transponder, allowing them to be tracked by air tra...
Katmandu - A Quetip Jimbo jet carrying 500 passengers aborted a flight before takeoff from Katmandu Saturday when an engineer spotted shit on the cabin floor, the airline said. The Turkey-bound Jimbo 757 was being pushed towards the runway when th...
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