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Funny story: Spring Break merchants make millions

Spring Break merchants make millions

Fort Lauderdale, Florida: City representatives report that this year's Spring Break was highly lucrative for roadside entrepreneurs. "Unfortunately, many of the sales were illegal," said counselwoman Goldie Saget.

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Funny story: Mark Foley Emerges From Seclusion

Mark Foley Emerges From Seclusion

In his first public appearance since leaving Congress and entering rehab, former Florida Congressman Mark Foley took a few questions from the media:...

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Funny story: Florida Gators Use Real Alligators Against Ohio State

Florida Gators Use Real Alligators Against Ohio State

Glendale, Arizona- The University of Florida used real alligators against Ohio State to win the biggest college football game of the year. The toothy reptiles would get a grip on their opponents ankles everytime they tried to run the ball and thus...

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Funny story: Crist declares Florida to be Largest Gated Senior Community in the World

Crist declares Florida to be Largest Gated Senior Community in the World

TALLAHASSEE,FL - Florida's Governor elect, Charlie Crist announced today that he plans to make the State of Florida the "worlds largest gated senior community". Crist's plan includes requiring residents of the state...

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Funny story: Florida Resident Wins Mrs. Senior America Contest

Florida Resident Wins Mrs. Senior America Contest

NAPLES - A Florida resident won the Mrs. Senior America Contest yesterday after she swept all three rounds. In a unanimous decision, judges nominated Mrs. Viola Kazerinski, mother of three children and 10 grandchildren, as the winner of this year'...

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Funny story: Foley arranged Euan Blair's £50,000 Yale scholarship

Foley arranged Euan Blair's £50,000 Yale scholarship

New Haven, Connecticut - (Associated Mess): Lawyers acting for disgraced Florida Congressman Mark Foley are keeping mum amid UK press reports that the scandal-hit Republican was instrumental in fixing a £50,000 ($90,000) Yale scholarship for UK Prim...

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Funny story: Dubai's McTomb raider accused of slavery

Dubai's McTomb raider accused of slavery

Miami, Florida - (Associated Mess): Dubai's ultra-dodgy horse racing fanatic ruler Shaikh Mohammed McTomb is being sued in the Florida courts accused of enslaving thousands of pre-pubescent camel jockeys in a bid to satisfy his lust for desert r...

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Funny story: Crocodile Hunter's Stingray Strikes Again

Crocodile Hunter's Stingray Strikes Again

Miami -- Florida officials are still unsure if the stingray that killed the Crocodile Hunter is the same stingray that yesterday flung a stinger 6 feet straight up the xyz of Miami swimmer Kyle Witherspoon's .. xyz .. the "xyz" referri...

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Funny story: NASA to replace OnStar® antenna on shuttle Atlantis

NASA to replace OnStar® antenna on shuttle Atlantis

CAPE CANAVERAL, FLORIDA -- NASA officials have opted to unbolt and replace a vital OnStar® antenna in the cargo bay aboard the shuttle Atlantis. The swap should not impact the vehicle's planned Aug. 27 launch date. "We'll be getting set up this...

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Funny story: Pie Frenzie Boils Over

Pie Frenzie Boils Over

Tallahassee -- Jeb Bush, Governor of Florida, announced today the promotion of Key Lime pie to state status. "You got your state bird and flower, now you got your pie," he said at the press conference.

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Funny story: Cherie lectures Aryan Brotherhood chapter of Skull 'N' Bones

Cherie lectures Aryan Brotherhood chapter of Skull 'N' Bones

Tampax, Florida - Wednesday 15 March 2006 - (Associated Mess): Amid scenes of unprecedented thunderous applause and public etoilation, Cherry Bush QC earned yet another well-deserved standing ovation and multi-million dollar pay cheque last night...

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Funny story: Florida Town Passes Courtesy Flush Ordinance

Florida Town Passes Courtesy Flush Ordinance

Tarpons Springs, FL- The small sponge fishing town of Tarpon Springs, Florida, recently passes a new city ordinance requiring people to perform "courtesy flushing" in public restrooms.

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Funny story: Amelia Earhart Luggage Lost

Amelia Earhart Luggage Lost

JACKSONVILLE - This city at the top of the Florida peninsula is home to the headquarters of the American Tourister and Samsonite brands of luggage. And the company makes a luggage brand less well known - Amelia Earhart Luggage.

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Funny story: Bush Blames Nation's Problems on Justice League; Calls on Marvel Superheroes to Fill Void

Bush Blames Nation's Problems on Justice League; Calls on Marvel Superheroes to Fill Void

SARASOTA, FLORIDA - During a post Thanksgiving address to the Sarasota Christian Ladies' Rotary Club, President Bush placed blame for many of the issues which critics have accused his Administration of causing or mishandling squarely on the shoul...

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Funny story: Police on 24-hour duty at Debra Lafave's Home.

Police on 24-hour duty at Debra Lafave's Home.

TAMPA FLORIDA - (AP) Local law enforcement officers have been kept busy at one unlikely Tampa residence. Ever since the details of sex offender Debra Lafave's home confinement sentence were announced several days ago, a steady stream of young boys h...

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Funny story: Debra Lafave Plea Bargain Linked to Rise in Sexual Offenses

Debra Lafave Plea Bargain Linked to Rise in Sexual Offenses

TAMPA FLORIDA (AP) A higher than normal number of criminal sexual offenses were committed this morning in the Tampa area following the announced plea bargain of Debra Lafave in which she will enroll in an outpatient sex offender program. Local...

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Funny story: Hurricane Charlie Moved by Hurricane Wilma

Hurricane Charlie Moved by Hurricane Wilma

FLORIDA (AP) Many people in Florida were harmed by Hurricane Wilma, but few as much as Charlie Sturgeon ---- known by all his friends as "Hurricane Charlie". Hurricane Charlie has been living aboard his small twenty-foot sailboat for the past...

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