A Bristol woman has astounded local people by allegedly performing a miracle with nothing more than a large haddock.
A terrible dispute disrupted negotiations at the UN today after delegates began using Babel fish to translate rather than humans.
While poorly educated societies living under constant fear of Mad Cow Disease and Avian Flu grapple with the concept of eating cloned beef, a Green approach for supplying the ever-increasing global market with meat products is receiving little attent...
Pet fish sensation, Goldie, the UK's longest living goldfish, is celebrating his 103rd birthday today and looks set to carry on swimming into the record books.
Atlantic Ocean (IP) - Scintist aboard the submersible craft with the very French sounding name of Voulez Vouz Couche Avec Un Poisson have discovered that fish everywhere are drowning. They believe that the fish suddenly realized that they had no nos...
Fish-flogging fast food chain, Harry Ramsden, is hoping to boost its fortunes with a new gourmet range and believes that it will have the squids ringing through its tills.
Washington, D.C. - Officials at the Marin-Sonoma County Fair confirmed they mistakenly awarded a Chupacabra by the name of "Elwood" the title of the World's Ugliest Dog at last Friday's competition. Fair ground officials contacted t...
A previously unknown species of killer fish is invading America by swimmimng up drain pipes into toilets.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - When law and science seemed to be on the side of the fish, then the vice president stepped in.
Heavy flooding all over Britain is a sure sign of the early effects of Global Warming and Climate Change, say experts. Unseasonal torrential and prolonged outbreaks of very wet rain have caused flash...
The president of the World Whaling Committee has today issued a full apology to the nation of Israel after an 'unfortunate misunderstanding' led to Israel being kicked off the list of WWC member nations.
Tinned fish giants have today announced their intention to start producing a range of tinned dolphin products which will all carry the label 'tuna friendly'.
(MUSICMAN PRESS) "It was this long I tell ya," said the President, when asked about the catfish he caught while on a fishing trip with his father and brother.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Mass, U.S. - Holy Fishguts Batman! A Fish franchise fed four frightened fellows to it's fishery Friday. Finally feeling them fighting for freedom, the four fellows were fished out of the fiasco.
Eskimo Rapper "Yo Bitch - Cook the Fish" will be performing his number one hit Song (Nanuk was a Mo Fo) at the Church of Modern Enlightenment in South DaKota this spring.
Vice President Cheney and Eskimo Rapper "Yo Bitch Cook The Fish" went off on a hunting trip to the Yukon following the Libby verdict, and apparently have bagged a Walrus.
The scene is Washington DC 28th August 1968.
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