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Funny story: Chaney and Eskimo bag Walrus

Chaney and Eskimo bag Walrus

Vice President Cheney and Eskimo Rapper "Yo Bitch Cook The Fish" went off on a hunting trip to the Yukon following the Libby verdict, and apparently have bagged a Walrus.

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Funny story: MLK "I have a Bream?"

MLK "I have a Bream?"

The scene is Washington DC 28th August 1968.

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Funny story: Shopping frenzy at Fish bazaar

Shopping frenzy at Fish bazaar

An innocent bystander would think that the end of the world was nigh, judging by the frenzied flock of shoppers beating a path to an East London fish store. Fish Bazar in Shadwell has seen an amazing flurry of activity in the last few days, mainly du...

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Funny story: Minister In Sting Something Fishy Going On

Minister In Sting Something Fishy Going On

This is the moment that proves that government minister, Steve Chubb, is a bent as a nine pound note.

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Funny story: Jaws Not A Real Fish Sensation

Jaws Not A Real Fish Sensation

Shock news that the big fishy thing in the movie, Jaws, was in actual fact a clever studio prop made to look like a fish.

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Funny story: Hermaphrodite Fish In Potomac River

Hermaphrodite Fish In Potomac River

So-called "intersex" fish, males who produce eggs in their testes, have been found in the Potomac River. Scientists are pointing to chemical pollution as the probable cause.

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Funny story: The Day I Realised My Father Was Ordinary

The Day I Realised My Father Was Ordinary

I was at a Hampstead dinner party the other evening with some Australian and South African friends enjoying a magnificent spread of dried fish and exotic branches, and talking at length abite the hideous cruelty my father inflicted upon us all. A monocled neighbour, invited out of misguided politeness, was gnawing at a leg of lamb.

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Funny story: Ode To The Spoonerism

Ode To The Spoonerism

Young one, tease your ears, If your half-warmed fish,...

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Funny story: When You Vomit Fish, Vomit White Wine

When You Vomit Fish, Vomit White Wine

Hello dear readers. My name is Alexander Woolcott, and this is my inaugural column for advice on fine dining and etiquette.

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Funny story: Fish Oil Helps Fish

Fish Oil Helps Fish

NORWICH - Thousands of fish in hundreds of schools across the seven seas, could be the beneficiary of a new ground breaking study now underway in this university city. Young fish are being studied to see if re-ingested fish oil in capsule form, helps...

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Funny story: President Bush swallows live Goldfish Live

President Bush swallows live Goldfish Live

President Bush, during his weekly State of the Union address surprised members of his video crew by grabbing one of the goldfish in the fish bowl on his desk and swallowing the goldfish .. live. Bush, after a few seconds continued with his speech to...

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Funny story: Half-man Half-Fish. Found In Deep Trench!

Half-man Half-Fish. Found In Deep Trench!

In what is surely the most sensational discovery of the year, a half-man half-fish has been found alive and well, breathing and living his life at the bottom of the Marinas Trench, in the eastern Pacific Ocean.

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Funny story: The Fisherman

The Fisherman

It all started to happen about 89 years ago when I was forced to become something the world has once and will never see anything like what I've become.. what I've become. For the past couple of years, the changes have appeared to be wired. I'll sta...

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Funny story: Raw Rainbowfish Ryvita Rage

Raw Rainbowfish Ryvita Rage

Ryvita, UK's largest selling crispbread vendor, have received an enormous amount of complaints from unhappy customers. All seem to be complaining about a fishy taste in their famous crispbread. Scientists have analysed a few samples and have found un...

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