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Funny story: Strictly Tap Dancing

Strictly Tap Dancing

Lord put his thick reading glasses on the callus bridge of his nose and scrutinized a GPS screen on his desktop. Next, he pushed a buzzer. His secretary, lovely Blondie, appeared at the door to his office. Lord crisply said, "Send Ranchfied in, now. Then, he lumbered his way toward the burning fireplace and placed a branding iron into the fire. Next, he slumped into a giant chair in front of...

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Funny story: Big Fire in Herts

Big Fire in Herts

A huge inferno caused most of Watford devastation this morning. It started as a small fire but escalated when a toy fire truck turned up.

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Funny story: Yuletide Fire Log Videos In Review

Yuletide Fire Log Videos In Review

It may only be July, but it's never to early to think about just which Yuletide Fire Log video you've got to add to your holiday collection. Here's the skinny on the best of the best on DVD: Yuletide Fire Log * * *...

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Funny story: Wildfires: Mother Nature's Way of Moderating Overambitious Housing Market?

Wildfires: Mother Nature's Way of Moderating Overambitious Housing Market?

South Lake Tahoe, California (Reuterus) - Fire investigators may have discovered the cause of raging wildfires in the region and are warning the rest of the country to be prepared for the same.

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Funny story: Independent Kansas Bookseller Burns Inventory in Protest

Independent Kansas Bookseller Burns Inventory in Protest

A Kansas City, Missouri bookseller burned his inventory as a protest in a scene from Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451 or Nazi Germany.

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Funny story: Cutty Sark Adds To Global Warming Threat

Cutty Sark Adds To Global Warming Threat

The Cutty Sark which is still on fire, could pose a threat to the world's climate through increased Global Warming, it has been claimed. The ship, which was undergoing a £25million refit with a view to being put...

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Funny story: Bush Gets Burned Freebasing

Bush Gets Burned Freebasing

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington, D.C. - President George W. Bush, while trying to freebase cocaine, set the desk he was using on fire and burned his tie off.

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Funny story: Tanker Fire Melts Oakland Freeway

Tanker Fire Melts Oakland Freeway

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Oakland, CA - An exploding gasoline tanker melted the steel underbelly of a highway overpass in the East Bay's MacArthur Maze early this morning, causing it to collapse onto the roadway below. Gay Rights activists claim th...

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Funny story: TheSpoof.com writers in rush to beat each other to write "ring of fire" related gags.

TheSpoof.com writers in rush to beat each other to write "ring of fire" related gags.

The news has been a bit pants recently and stories worthy of taking the piss out of are a bit thin on the ground.

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Funny story: Cherie: "Pants on fire!"

Cherie: "Pants on fire!"

Manchester - (Associated Mess): Those rift-healing, wholesome astrological rays of the autumn equinox must have been working overtime yesterday as the Prime Monster's wife Cherry Bush QC finally buried the hatchet in public.......in Chancellor Go...

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Funny story: Lunar eclipse bodes ill for Downing Street fascists

Lunar eclipse bodes ill for Downing Street fascists

Stonehenge, Salisbury Plain - (Associated Mess) As today's eclipsed full moon in the sign of Pisces rose over the ancient megaliths of Stonehenge, a shiver of grim certainty gripped the United Kingdom that a foul cabbal of Hell Fire Club crimi...

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Funny story: Microsoft Buys Ford, Google buys Microsoft

Microsoft Buys Ford, Google buys Microsoft

(CNN BREAKING) In a seriously unlikely series of historic rapid-fire Lemony-Snicket events Ford's CEO yesterday announced massive layoffs resulting 90 minutes later in Microsoft purchasing the entire troubled auto manufacturer itself then, 14 mi...

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Funny story: Fire Burns Down Alaska village.

Fire Burns Down Alaska village.

A fire erupted in a downtown flop house and quickly spread through the three room building near a crowded area full of holiday revelers Friday evening. One Village First Responder suffered minor injuries, but no other injuries were reported. The...

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Funny story: Kennebunkport Family Stranded on Rooftop

Kennebunkport Family Stranded on Rooftop

Maine -- A Kennebunkport family briefly stranded on their roof "absolutely swears" they'll never call 911 again, "even if the house is on fire." According to Martin Baker, "My family and I had climbed up on the roof to...

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Funny story: George Bush Lands on Iwo Jima Under Intense Fire

George Bush Lands on Iwo Jima Under Intense Fire

Combat correspondents and photographers were on hand to capture the image of George Bush making the final assault on Iwo Jima. The bloody battle had been raging for several days and bodies were all around Iwo Jima. The fearless President of the Unit...

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Funny story: Wheaties taps Mother Sheehan for this month's Cover

Wheaties taps Mother Sheehan for this month's Cover

General Mills, under fire for reportedly allowing preschoolers to design the cover of their new Wheaties box is reportedly recalling 800,000 boxes of cereal from grocery shelves world-wide. David Salazar, General Mill's marketing director said,

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Funny story: Mormon Fireworks Show Goes off as Unplanned

Mormon Fireworks Show Goes off as Unplanned

Spanish Forks -- A mammoth fireworks show to honor Joseph Smith, founder of the LDS church, went off as unplanned Wednesday evening when a truck carrying 35,000 pounds of high explosives caught fire and exploded along Utah Highway 6, near Spanish For...

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