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Funny story: WowSoNowILoveThatHotCelebTeen Fashion

WowSoNowILoveThatHotCelebTeen Fashion

Hi, and welcome to the March WSNILTHCT Fashion pages. I has all the hawt info to make you look Cool with a K! Trend One: Goth. The best gothic item of clothing we could find in New Look was fake diamond studded black leather denim cotton skinny harem pants!! So CUTE!! For JUST 1,576 pounds of your money! Gothic make-up tip: Apply black eyeliner. There you go! 'Cause rock chic, rock chi...

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Funny story: Was McQueen depressed because his frocks were rubbish?

Was McQueen depressed because his frocks were rubbish?

London - (RIP Mess): Swathed in a navy blue dyed Alsatian fur wrap supermodel Kate Moss was the first to arrive at Alexander McQueen's funeral in Knightsbridge today. The 40 year-old dress designer was found hanging in his wardrobe two weeks ago n...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Fashion Coordinator Fired After Grammys

Lady Gaga Fashion Coordinator Fired After Grammys

Taking the advice of her fashion coordinator and personal designer for the event, Lady Gaga was again the talk of the red carpet and the object of ridicule after the Grammy Awards. The designer responsible for the dress design and the 36 inch vertic...

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Funny story: Plaid the New Pink in Spring Fashions

Plaid the New Pink in Spring Fashions

Early digital spy photos captured by pizza delivery men in and around the fashion districts of both New York and Milan, suggest that neon colored plaid will be the new "Pink" standard for Spring Fashions in 2010. Tossing aside those early reports,...

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Funny story: Lily Cole reveals Diet Secrets - Look Serious

Lily Cole reveals Diet Secrets - Look Serious

LONDON England - Every super model knows that their success is down to two things, being tall and being thin, however the majority of them claim that they usually eat a healthy diet. Earlier this week, fresh faced super model Lily Cole, revealed...

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Funny story: Kate Moss fashion slogan to be printed on dress labels

Kate Moss fashion slogan to be printed on dress labels

Fashion icon Kate Moss's new slogan is to be printed on the label of a line of dresses inspired by her look - as an instructions manual to show young teenie girls how to fit into them. "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" shall be a godsend to...

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Funny story: Officials Rule Karzai Off Fashion Runway

Officials Rule Karzai Off Fashion Runway

As though the voter recount in Afghanistan isn't humiliating enough, the impeding runoff between President Karzai and Abdullah Abdullah might actually bounce Karzai from office, as well as the fashion runway. Bad news for this fashion icon. Alway...

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Funny story: Shocking Update: Neanderthals Insult Brits

Shocking Update: Neanderthals Insult Brits

London - Elizabeth Morton of Duck Pound had just parked her car when a loud voice called out to her, "You call that a dress dearie? Good God, it makes you look so fat!" Turning around she saw the voice belonged a teenage female Neanderthal seat...

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Funny story: Fashion House Releases Clothing Line for Disabled Individuals

Fashion House Releases Clothing Line for Disabled Individuals

Minnesota, MN - In response to a $100,000k+ fine imposed on the chain for discriminating against a differently-abled individual at their Mall of America branch, a US fashion chain has dedicated an entire line of clothing for those suffering with disa...

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Funny story: Feeding campaign for models underway for upcoming New York fashion week

Feeding campaign for models underway for upcoming New York fashion week

New York, NY - Plans are underway to provide sustenance for models to combat the hectic demands of Fashion Week, slated for September 10 - 17. Designers will place inverted-style hummingbird feeders backstage of the runway shows, where models can gat...

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Funny story: Pegs: The new shoe fashion revolution is here

Pegs: The new shoe fashion revolution is here

The Fashion world was both shocked and orgasmic with pleasure last week during a show featuring the new shoe collection by Monsignor Sado where all models had their toes surgically removed to model his latest range of footwear called Pegs. The Peg Sado has long attempted to replicate the type of walk already popularised by many women in high heels today. Sado explains, "They walk like gori...

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Funny story: Kirsty Gallacher Wardrobe Malfunction

Kirsty Gallacher Wardrobe Malfunction

The Glamour Magazine Awards were held last night, and celebrities from all over the world showed up to take part and be seen. TV host Kirsty Gallacher was due to appear on the red carpet in a sheer black dress which was generally expected to become...

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Funny story: Fashion: Look good for summer 09

Fashion: Look good for summer 09

The world of fashion is an ever changing, ever mutating mêlée which to the casual onlooker resembles nothing less then a squashed peach being licked clean by goblins. So how can the ordinary man and woman on the street choose the best clothing options this summer and avoid ridicule and abuse by designer snobs? The first thing to look at is a mirror- what body type are you? For those tall an...

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Funny story: Three Spoof Moon T-Shirt Sales Go Through the Roof

Three Spoof Moon T-Shirt Sales Go Through the Roof

Following the publication of a joke review of a printed T-shirt, sales have gone up by an estimated infinity percent. The Three Spoofs Moon T-shirt has a graphic showing the avatars of Monkey Woods, Skoob1999 and Duncan Whitehead baying at a full mo...

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Funny story: Wearing Sunglasses Risky

Wearing Sunglasses Risky

Isle of Wight - Local residents visiting London have started making attempts to be more fashion forward when visiting the British capital by wearing sunglasses. Wearing dark glasses regardless of whether or not the sun is out appears to be the key...

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Funny story: How to be fashionably hit by the recession

How to be fashionably hit by the recession

Have you been hit by recession? If not, you should be. Being not hit by recession in a highly recessionary economic environment is a sure sign of being an 'out-of-touch with reality' member of the bourgeois class, a barbaric relic of the glorious pre-recessionary times. So what if you are a billionaire business tycoon or a multi-millionaire Hollywood star owning wealth that can feed a dozen of...

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Funny story: Liam Gallagher To Bring Back Shell Suit

Liam Gallagher To Bring Back Shell Suit

One-time rock and roll hard man, Liam Gallagher, has launched his new clothing line 'Pretty Green' because he couldn't find the kind of clothes he likes in the high street. "It's mental man" the mouthy Mancunian told reporters today. "Primark used...

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