DETROIT - Word coming out of the bankrupt city of Detroit is that Ted Nugent, has issued a statement in which he profoundly apologized to the president for making his ignorantly stupid remark. Music Moments Magazine's Calcutta Cotton further state...
New York - Alarm bells are ringing at the Westchester County, New York HQ of a clandestine terror cell under covert surveillance by the FBI in its monitoring of long-term Cold War hibernation programs officially declared inert/dead by the Bush/Cheney...
Washington, DC The FBI, since labeling the Insane Clown Posse group of fans the Juggalos a "gang," has since begun to call for regulation on the sale of Faygo Pop, used by Juggalos and the ICP themselves as deadly weapons. The Juggalos are known...
I sat down with James Clapper, former head of U.S. National Security, to get his views on the current state of America as it relates to domestic spying and intelligence gathering activity. He has recently made headlines by demanding that Edward Snow...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has stated that he will no longer pussy-foot when it comes to dealing with conservative radio talk shows. He told an assembled group of news reporters in the White House Rose Garden that he can no longer allow th...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The FBI has stated that the two Al Qaeda terrorists who were captured in Paducah, Kentucky two weeks ago have offered up a wealth of information on the Al Qaeda organization. An FBI agent who did not want his name revealed state...
A secret agent has been caught spying within the NSA, but won't remove his tea towel. Claim experts. 'We're going to have to interrogate him. I mean we were going to anyway...but yea.' A Military official. 'At this stage we're pretty sure th...
Apparently the news has been kept from the press but after three days Miley Cyrus has been given enough time to escape to a safe place, according to the FBI. In a news conference released this morning a Spokesman for the FBI stated that the Cyrus...
Washington, DC -- From dropping the ball on 9/11 to identifying non-existent weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, America's intelligence industry seems forever to be on the losing side. The most recent publicly documented failure: allowing a freel...
Milwaukie, Wisconsin native, Eric Schnowden, is like any other American citizen. He gets up in the morning, takes a shower, grabs a Jimmy Dean Breakfast Bowl out of his microwave, watches the morning news about the latest presidential scandal, gets...
WASILLA, Alaska - Since her political career has pretty much evaporated just like an Arizona summer shower, perhaps old "Snowflake" Palin should consider going into standup comedy or better yet secretarial work. The woman who never met a geographi...
Sheremetyevo Airport, Moscow -- In an attempt to clarify his future whistle-blowing revelations, former NSA contract spy Edward Snowden has devised a music-based notification system in support of whistle blowers worldwide. The innovation musical...
Washington DC - "Fiercely independent and with loads of, uh, intergritty," is how White House aides described the Presidential pick to replace Robert Mueller as FBI chief. "Of course it means his Kick-Ass 2 role as Colonel Stars and Stripes may ha...
FBI Special Agent Barry Kemp, early Thursday, carried out a Warrant issued on CIA Special Agent Dominick Rizzo, who, at the time, was being detained by Harland Firestone of Homeland Security in a FEMA Camp in East Hanover, New Jersey located in a tho...
POCATELLO, Idaho - The United States Federal Bureau of Investigation has just paid a Pocatello, Idaho, resident a visit. It appears that the FBI was tipped off by a Pompous Pizza Parlor waitress that an unidentified man had been in the restaurant...
QM-NewsCorpse reporters have been given unprecedented access to the Bureau's legendary decoding unit that uses numerological, linguistic and symbological tricks to piece together terror suspects' agendas. Here is a brief glance at its anagram division's profile of key players involved in the Boston Marathon bombings: Chief suspects: Tamerlan Tsarnaev anagrams to Relevant Satan Arm - a r...
MIAMI-April 17, 2013- Authorities have released new information regarding Monday's Boston Marathon Bomber and are urging the public to assist in his apprehension. The Bomber is thought to be responsible for Monday's terrifying terror attack that left...
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