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Funny story: FBI Seeking the Elderly

FBI Seeking the Elderly

With no raises for the elderly the last two years, the silver haired generation is seeking ways to subsidize their income. The FBI became aware of this, and one of their "covert" divisions is capitalizing on this need. They have been recruiting...

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Funny story: FBI Raids Unemployment Office! Arrests Made for Canadian Quarter, Balls of Lint.

FBI Raids Unemployment Office! Arrests Made for Canadian Quarter, Balls of Lint.

Philadelphia, PA (BNSE): Agents from the Federal Bureau of Investigations, Department of Homeland Security, and SWAT teams from around the are descended on a local unemployment office after a random security sweep uncovered "terrorist paraphernalia...

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Funny story: UK's Russian spy ring is next say cops

UK's Russian spy ring is next say cops

London - (Clouseau News): The head of Scotland Yard's anti-terror squad says yesterday's FBI bust of Russian sleeper moles is just the begining. Citing hundreds of cold case reviews the Met's Assistant Commissioner for Downright Skulduggery said t...

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Funny story: FBI's Last Comment to Reality Star van der Sloot After Handing Over $15,000: "Go Break a Neck!"

FBI's Last Comment to Reality Star van der Sloot After Handing Over $15,000: "Go Break a Neck!"

The bizarre story involving the Dutch sociopath just gets more bizarre after it was revealed the FBI taped their sting meeting with Joran, but instead of immediately arresting him, bid the bad actor off with the Hollywood Classic Phrase, "OK Joran..

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Funny story: Google Earth System - The Mr X Files

Google Earth System - The Mr X Files

Mr X has met up with an American scientist who had interesting things to say about the Google Earth System. The scientist who wishes to remain anonymous explained that he has worked with the CIA and the FBI. Our scientist explained that the Google Earth system was actually sold to Google by the American Government. The system was previously used by the CIA and the FBI and was useful in zooming...

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Funny story: Professor Karl Carlton the Nutty Professor on satellite weapons

Professor Karl Carlton the Nutty Professor on satellite weapons

Professor Karl Carlton known as the nutty professor, claims that the FBI and the CIA, have powerful satellite mind controlling weapons, that can control the minds of people they have under surveillance. There are disturbing reports that scientists...

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Funny story: Former FBI agent claims Bin Laden was American Agent

Former FBI agent claims Bin Laden was American Agent

A former FBI agent who prefers to remain anonymous just in case he ends up dead has met our undercover reporter and made a sensational claim that Osama Bin Laden was an American Agent who was paid by the American Government to take the blame for all...

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Funny story: Mystery Of Why J. Edgar Hoover Wore Dresses Solved

Mystery Of Why J. Edgar Hoover Wore Dresses Solved

Those old tales and jokes about tough man, Head of the FBI, J. Edgar Hoover wearing dresses in private and usually in bed are true according to a letter he wrote to "Agent 18" discovered Sunday in an old shoe box at the home of Hector Lindsey. App...

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Funny story: Cover-up of 'Balloon Boy' Naval shoot-down exposed

Cover-up of 'Balloon Boy' Naval shoot-down exposed

WASHINGTON D.C. - Investigative reporter, code named deepdodo, has revealed the existence of a high level cover up. 'Balloon Boy', a.k.a. Yo Hynee, was actually shot down by a Navy ship during a secret military exercise. Thousands of people saw t...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton Getting Younger, Says FBI

Dolly Parton Getting Younger, Says FBI

Dolly Parton, the Grammy Award-winning, Academy Award-nominated, Tony Award-nominated, and Emmy Award-nominated American singer-songwriter, author, actress and philanthropist, best known for her prolific work in country music, was today made the subj...

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Funny story: Feds issued with Jackson family Encino compound search warrant

Feds issued with Jackson family Encino compound search warrant

Encino, California - (Rioters): An FBI convoy of earth moving vehicles, forensic mobile laboratories and over 100 sniffer dogs has been spotted on the Ventura Freeway enroute to the Jackson family compound at Encino. Over the road at Encino Resevo...

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Funny story: The FBI Shuts Down PETA

The FBI Shuts Down PETA

MANASSAS, Virgina - The FBI acting on direct orders from the president of the United States has totally shut down the main office of the PETA organization located in Manassas, Virginia. The Vice-Director of the FBI Dalton Watchmaker reported that...

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Funny story: New 'Axis Of Evil' Is Inside U.S.

New 'Axis Of Evil' Is Inside U.S.

The FBI has determined a new 'Axis of Evil' is threatening to tear this country apart. What is scary is that they are domestic entities that shown themselves to have the ability to destroy this land economically, to exhibit only total self interest a...

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Funny story: FBI to exchange marijuana for release of the skipper held by Somali pirates.

FBI to exchange marijuana for release of the skipper held by Somali pirates.

NAIROBIA, Kenya - FBI anti-hostage negotiators began handing joints to the Somali pirates in an effort Thursday to free an American cargo ship captain held captive on a lifeboat. A U.S. destroyer and a spy plane kept a close watch on the deal in the...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says FBI Still Working Hard On Investigating Hacker

Miley Cyrus Says FBI Still Working Hard On Investigating Hacker

FBI detectives are still trying to build a case against an Internet hacker who allegedly tapped into Miley Cyrus' emails and sent out some special pics and apparently invited a lot of guys over at their place in Tennessee any time they liked, then pu...

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Funny story: FBI Director Hoover Investigated Hollywood Lobbyist For Being Gay

FBI Director Hoover Investigated Hollywood Lobbyist For Being Gay

In a release under the Freedom of Information Act, longtime Hollywood lobbyist Jack Valenti was among the Washington figures whose sex lives were secretly investigated by the FBI in the 1960s. Valenti, who died in April 2007, was a special assista...

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Funny story: Mumbai woman who claims FBI took her to US for questioning was actually abducted by aliens!

Mumbai woman who claims FBI took her to US for questioning was actually abducted by aliens!

MUMBAI - A Mumbai woman who claimed that she was flown to the United States by FBI investigators because she was an eye witness to the arrival of the Pakistani terrorists on Mumbai's shores, was actually abducted by aliens! 48-year old Uddaiya, a...

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