After the High Frequency Active Aural Research Program's earthquake weapon test went terribly wrong (or right as some have suggested), the Haiti military have set out to destroy the secret military testing base in Alaska to stop further earthquake at...
Haitian after-quakes have struck Liege Belgium, causing the collapse of an apartment block in the middle of the city. The authorities there measured force 7 on the Richter scale as the apartment block just disintegrated. Belgian Seismologists w...
Following news here that the English town of Basildon is to be used as a nuclear testing site, the Scottish town of Airdrie also became the victim of mass destruction and damage when an earthquake struck it today. Measuring 1.2 on the Teuchter Sca...
Reknowned astrophysicist Ferbert T. Weedledom and Nubile Prize winning environmentalist Felicia T. Weedledee announced publication of their research paper entitled, "A Baker's Guide to Planetary Acoustics," in which they assert that the cumulative effect of acoustical energy generated by noise-producing events, in combination with electromagnetism and gravitational influences, are responsible for...
London - (Karmic Mess): As the zodiac's magnificent Benefics change signs in tandem on Monday the final curtain falls on the wretched House of Windsor. And with it the tyrranical Gorgon Brown pederastocracy that has appeased wannabe Tory dictator...
Donations have been pouring into relief shelters all over the world to be shipped to the victims of the earthquake in Haiti. That catastophe, which may claim as many as 100,000 lives, is bringing out the charitable giver in people all over the globe...
A major earthquake in Haiti has caused the deaths of hundreds of people there are also reports of thousands buried in the rubble. Its the strongest earthquake to hit Haiti since 1770. A voodoo master Dr De Prince has claimed that this earthquake i...
In preparation for the upcoming lunch rush, bartenders at a downtown San Jose restaurant were in process of mixing ingredients in five gallon buckets when the earthquake struck, knocking bottles of tequila and a box of fresh limes into the pails.
YUMEN, China - A powerful earthquake measuring 8.9 on the Richter Scale has hit Northern China. There are reports of extensive damage but luckily there have been no reports of fatalities. A reporter for The Shanghai Sun Star reported that the q...
The San Andreas Fault, the continental transform fault that runs roughly 800 miles through California in the United States, and which forms the tectonic boundary between the Pacific Plate and the North American Plate, is to be mended next year. Th...
London - (Tremors): The nuclear proliferation industry's evil twins are bang on target for a seismic catastrophe. Seismologists at the UN's International Parasitology Division are linking rumblings beneath the Buckingham Palace swimming pool and I...
Venice Beach, California - Costal Southern Californians are reaching for their dictionaries looking up the word "Tsunami" or typing it into google right now, because enlightened longhaired suffer types persuaded their local representatives that coast...
God has denied He had anything at all to do with the earthquake that struck southern Japan earlier today. The 8.7 rated earthquake has left thousands homeless and killed up to 58,003 people. Writing on his new godsblog.web site he wrote. "I can c...
LOS ANGELES, CA - No injuries or damage have been reported after a mild quake struck the Los Angeles, California area today, though "a whole lotto Jacko" fans were "all shook up" by the event. A crowd of 20,000 attending deceased King of Pop Micha...
Berlin - As police search the rubble of a collapsed fifteen storey apartment block here in Berlin tonight, shocked residents insisted that they'd been warning of the impending disaster for months. "It was the fat prostitute on the fifth floor," on...
Ulverston, Cumbria - A small earthquake, 3.4 or so, give or take, happened here in Cumbria this morning. Reporters from all over the north of England and southern Scotland flooded the area but were to be disappointed. There was no evident structur...
There was terror and pandemonium in the northwest of England at lunchtime today, after an earthquake struck the Lancashire town of Lancaster, home of the UK's premier news and bullshit outlet, TheSpoof.com. The quake, measuring 0.0zero on the Rich...
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