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Funny story: Jackson Memorial Services Interrupted by Mild Earthquake

Jackson Memorial Services Interrupted by Mild Earthquake

LOS ANGELES, CA - No injuries or damage have been reported after a mild quake struck the Los Angeles, California area today, though "a whole lotto Jacko" fans were "all shook up" by the event. A crowd of 20,000 attending deceased King of Pop Micha...

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Funny story: 18 Stone (252lb) Hooker Causes Apartment Block Collapse

18 Stone (252lb) Hooker Causes Apartment Block Collapse

Berlin - As police search the rubble of a collapsed fifteen storey apartment block here in Berlin tonight, shocked residents insisted that they'd been warning of the impending disaster for months. "It was the fat prostitute on the fifth floor," on...

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Funny story: Small Earthquake In Cumbria - Nobody Hurt

Small Earthquake In Cumbria - Nobody Hurt

Ulverston, Cumbria - A small earthquake, 3.4 or so, give or take, happened here in Cumbria this morning. Reporters from all over the north of England and southern Scotland flooded the area but were to be disappointed. There was no evident structur...

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Funny story: Earthquake In Lancaster After Spoof Boss Reboots Site

Earthquake In Lancaster After Spoof Boss Reboots Site

There was terror and pandemonium in the northwest of England at lunchtime today, after an earthquake struck the Lancashire town of Lancaster, home of the UK's premier news and bullshit outlet, TheSpoof.com. The quake, measuring 0.0zero on the Rich...

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Funny story: Berlusconi blames Swiss for Earthquake

Berlusconi blames Swiss for Earthquake

Silvio Berlusconi, "The Permatanned man" that scared the Queen, today announced that he was thinking of declaring war on Switzerland as rumours spread that they had something to do with causing the Earthquake in the town of L'Aquila last week. "Th...

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Funny story: Italian Mafia boss praises the 'Cosa Nostra' for saving lives in L'Aquila quake

Italian Mafia boss praises the 'Cosa Nostra' for saving lives in L'Aquila quake

The head of Italy's Mafia families - the Capo di Tutti Frutti, Doggio Constructione - today praised the Mafia for saving lives in L'Aquila's earthquake. 'If it hadn't been for us', Don Constructione said, 'the death toll would have been ten times wor...

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Funny story: Next tremor will pulverise the Vatican Hellfire Club seismologists warn

Next tremor will pulverise the Vatican Hellfire Club seismologists warn

Rome - (DidTheEarthMoveForYou? Ass Mess): World Geological Survey satanists are warning the Vatican is the obvious next target in the current earth tremor season devastating vast swathes of Italy. The Roman religious center lies on a pre-Lemurian...

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Funny story: Stars support Italian earthquake victims

Stars support Italian earthquake victims

Celebrities have got together today to support the victims of the Italian earthquake. U2's Bono said, "Italy is the forgotten country of Africa, and these poor people need our support, so give them your f**king money, NOW." He added, "We believe t...

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Funny story: New Jersey Rattled By Third Earthquake!

New Jersey Rattled By Third Earthquake!

SECAUCUS, New Jersey - The Garden State has just been rattled by the third earthquake in as many weeks. People are starting to call New Jersey, 'California East.' Dante Carmine Calabrese, owner of The Mr. and Mrs. Dante Carmine Calabrese Insurance...

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Funny story: Clinton Cabinet Urges Obama to Give The San Andreas Fault a Little Help @ Disappear Pelosi!

Clinton Cabinet Urges Obama to Give The San Andreas Fault a Little Help @ Disappear Pelosi!

Sacramento/CA/ German-American Science News - Barely in power one day, and the Clinton Cabinet surrounding President Barack O'Bama is urging an immediate surgical strike to cut off the powerful opposition led by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Sena...

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Funny story: Yellowstone National Park: Quakin' and Shakin' Like The Left Coast

Yellowstone National Park: Quakin' and Shakin' Like The Left Coast

YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK, Wyoming - Scientists and geologists throughout America are puzzled as to what is causing the hundreds of earthquakes at Yellowstone National Park. Tucker McRemington, the park's executive director said that if he didn't...

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Funny story: Earthquake!

Earthquake!

In California on Tuesday, Californians accidentally broke the world record for the number of people crouching simultaneously. Harking back to the fifties when school children would regularly crouch under their desks to prepare themselves for a nu...

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Funny story: Moonie attack UFO behind Iran nuclear bunker earthquake fears

Moonie attack UFO behind Iran nuclear bunker earthquake fears

Bandar Abbas, Iran - (X-Files Mess): A UFO suspected of attacking religious nutter the Reverend Sun Myung Moon's helicopter over Thailand last month may be behind the earthquake at a top secret Iranian military nuclear bunker near Bandar Abbas. Th...

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Funny story: D.C. "Earthquake" Really Congressional Jitters

D.C. "Earthquake" Really Congressional Jitters

A rare, what appeared be, an earthquake rocked Washington, D.C. yesterday shattering scores of windows and forcing both governmental and civilian inhabitants to scurry for safety. There were no reports of injuries, deaths or major damage. The epicen...

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Funny story: Major Earthquake Hits San Francisco

Major Earthquake Hits San Francisco

Berkeley PRSFI, August 2010: Two years of diligent effort have restored the infrastructure of San Francisco Island to its former greatness. The big one finally hit the city of San Francisco in the middle of the summer of 2008. This earthquake measur...

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Funny story: The Earth Opens

The Earth Opens

Large sections of the Earth didn't disappear today, as earthquakes didn't open the Earth's crust.

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Funny story: Chinese earthquake UFO shot down over Vietnam

Chinese earthquake UFO shot down over Vietnam

Phu Quoc, Cambodia - (Extraterrestrial Mess): Vietnam's air force has shot down an ominous-looking UFO that had been spotted hovering menacingly in its sovereign airspace.

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