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Funny story: The Blue Planet...Quite Literally

The Blue Planet...Quite Literally

Veteran wildlife presenter, David Attenborough, is tonight helping police with their inquiries after more raids were made in London and Bristol as part of "Operation Knobber"...

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Funny story: "Black Hole Factory" To Destroy Planet Earth

"Black Hole Factory" To Destroy Planet Earth

GENEVA (Reuters)--Mad scientists will generate a black hole every second when the world's most powerful particle accelerator comes online here in 2007, and one of them will eventually gobble up planet Earth, acknowledges the project's creator Dr.

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Funny story: No Room to Assume--Doom Looming!

No Room to Assume--Doom Looming!

Ground Zero, EARTH--In what may be the last weather prognostication ever, residents of the Third Rock from the Sun were given fair warning that the concept of the "Eternal Summer" is not just a metaphorical expression...it's abou...

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Funny story: Lower Class Uncovered

Lower Class Uncovered

Chavvies, townies, scroats, dillholes, kevs, neds, scallies, pikies, hardos” and “jippos”… these are just a few of the names of which the scum of the earth have acquired over the years in many different cities, towns and villages in this “marvellous” country that we inhabit. These non-educated delinquent, drop-outs have only obtained these names through their fecklessness, mindless violence and BA...

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Funny story: Male Dog Owner Myth Exposed

Male Dog Owner Myth Exposed

The myth of male dog owners being “macho-men” while male cat owners are usually perceived as a little more on the “wimpy” side has been perpetuated for far too long. Through exhaustive interviews, hidden cameras, and down-right good investigative work I have pieced together an earth shattering report dispelling every misconception previously believed on the subject of male dog owners vs. m...

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Funny story: 1841 Census to Provide Missing Clues to civilisation on the Earth

1841 Census to Provide Missing Clues to civilisation on the Earth

Genealogists revel in solving the mystery surrounding the family history of human kind following the online publication of the 1841 Census of England and Wales.

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Funny story: James Lovelock Says Earth Is Doomed, Leaves On Branson Starship to Colonize New Planet

James Lovelock Says Earth Is Doomed, Leaves On Branson Starship to Colonize New Planet

NEW MEXICO (AP)--Renowned scientist James Lovelock and a small group of adventurers have left the planet Earth after Lovelock warned that the world has passed the point of no return for climate change and civilization is unlikely to survive.

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Funny story: Bush Love Note To Sheehan Leaked

Bush Love Note To Sheehan Leaked

CRAWFORD - This town of 705 souls, located half-way between Austin, the headquarters of Dell Computer, and Fort Worth along the Chisholm Trail, is the last place on Earth where one would expect to find, much less court, controversy.

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Funny story: Waxing lyrical with Paris Hilton

Waxing lyrical with Paris Hilton

Barbie's representative here on earth, Paris Hilton, has admitted she's fallen for one of the hunky extras in her debut flick House of Wax.

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Funny story: Belgian law...

Belgian law...

Ah the law. Law enforcers claim that without Law, there would be no order. Chaos would reign the earth. I agree there should be a law. But please people, not so complicated! e.g. the drug-law in Belgium. Last year in Belgium, we were allowed to carry 3 grams of cannabis, without being prosecuted. BUT... you couldn't buy it, nor sell it. You could only carry it. So it should drop out of the...

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Funny story: Ragnarok to Start Next Tuesday

Ragnarok to Start Next Tuesday

ASGARD--After a millennium or so of waiting, the Norse Gods have finally announced plans to begin Ragnarok, the divine war that will temporarily end all life on earth.

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Funny story: USA to Bomb Middle Earth

USA to Bomb Middle Earth

Washington, USA. Earlier this weekend the United States Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld announced plans to begin bombing the bad lands of popular fantasy: J R R Tolkien's Middle Earth. The plan comes in the wake of the NATO summit in Pra...

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Funny story: Bush Has New Middle Earth Peace Strategy: "We Got The Ring, So Let's Use It"

Bush Has New Middle Earth Peace Strategy: "We Got The Ring, So Let's Use It"

Called in to broker a peace agreement in the nearby universe of Middle Earth, President Bush has analyzed the political situation involving the war against the Dark Lord Sauron and come to the following conclusions: "I'm thinking the only w...

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Funny story: Conspiracy Theorists In Agreement: Masons Plan On Destroying The Earth With Bricks

Conspiracy Theorists In Agreement: Masons Plan On Destroying The Earth With Bricks

For ages conspiracy theorists have pointed fingers at Masons, accusing them of being an evil occult order that seeks world domination and sticks its shadowy fingers into every nook and cranny of the world's governments and finances. But just precise...

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Funny story: Oil Shortages Will Doom Most Everybody Says New Book

Oil Shortages Will Doom Most Everybody Says New Book

NEW YORK--Most of the people of the planet earth are utterly doomed as global oil supplies peak and run out, and energy prices skyrocket, warns the American social critic and author James Howard Kunstler in his latest book "The Long Emergency: Sur...

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Funny story: Space station capsule safely back on earth -but Italian driver banned for life

Space station capsule safely back on earth -but Italian driver banned for life

The TMA-5 capsule made a dramatic and high impact upright landing on the frozen steppes of northern Kazakhstan in the early morning darkness after it had been undocked from the orbiting outpost.

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Funny story: Bush Gets Lay For Earth Day

Bush Gets Lay For Earth Day

As expected, today President Bush appointed former Enron CEO Ken Lay as Chairman of national Earth Day activities. The details were worked out in a meeting of top energy advisors chaired by Dick Cheney, and of course these will never be disclosed. "E...

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