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Funny story: Russian Train Crash: Yeltsin's Ghost was Driving

Russian Train Crash: Yeltsin's Ghost was Driving

It has been announced in Moscow that the crash of the Moscow-Saint Petersburg train was due to human error - the man at the controls was "not quite himself". He was drunk. The authorities would not at first reveal further details about the cr...

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Funny story: Rectal Prolapse Causes Havoc On Motorway

Rectal Prolapse Causes Havoc On Motorway

A three mile section of a motorway had to be closed for three hours on Saturday morning, after a driver who was stranded on the hard shoulder, had a sudden rectal prolapse. Emergency services were called to a spot near J18 on the M5, where they ha...

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Funny story: Lunatic traffic warden has English village living in fear

Lunatic traffic warden has English village living in fear

Britain's most hated Traffic Warden, Geoffrey Showboat, is in the headlines again. Mr Showboat, 53, dubbed 'The Human Ticket Machine' has issued more than 20,000 tickets in this financial year, completely outstripping previous Olympic standard bas...

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Funny story: The next thing drivers cannot touch

The next thing drivers cannot touch

The Great British Police force is attempting to have a law passed to make the roads safer for all concerned. "We have analysed the statistics," said DI Phil Inns, of the Greater Manchester Police Department Traffic Division. "A while ago, we notic...

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Funny story: Tailgating To Be Renamed

Tailgating To Be Renamed

Motorists who tailgate other motorists in the UK are to be referred to as 'shaggers' because they physically drive too close to the vehicle in front and invade their private space. In principle they are letting their bonnet enter the private space of...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson Bans Curtain Hanging While Driving

Boris Johnson Bans Curtain Hanging While Driving

London - Boris Johnson has called for a ban to curtain hanging while driving. The outspoken mayor believes that "Curtain hanging while driving is a disgraceful habit that creates a safety hazard by taking drivers eyes off the road for protracted peri...

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Funny story: Seatbelts Cause Decline in Family Discipline

Seatbelts Cause Decline in Family Discipline

Detroit - Researchers here have concluded that since the advent of the use of seatbelts in the early sixties traffic related fatalities have declined appreciably along with family discipline. Sociologists have long attributed the decline in famil...

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Funny story: Crash, Bang, Wallop What A Video.

Crash, Bang, Wallop What A Video.

A graphic video depicting the human cost of texting while driving has gathered overwhelming praise. The video which has an age limit on YouTube quickly became a viral video on thousands of websites and blogs in the UK and internationally. The v...

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Funny story: Man arrested for driving with Big Eyes

Man arrested for driving with Big Eyes

When the police first broadcast their recent advert warning drug-drivers that big eyes would give them away at the wheel, innocent Barry Walsh of Walthamstow could not have predicted he would be arrested himself. "I used to be stopped and searche...

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Funny story: Science - Man Proved Right?

Science - Man Proved Right?

A recent scientific study carried out whilst driving to work, statistically proved that while driving, candidate A made the correct decision 100% of the time, whilst candidate B was more likely to be incorrect 100% of the time regardless of the opini...

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Funny story: Alcohol: A must have

Alcohol: A must have

Traffic laws in Brittain are about to receive a major face-lift. Under continuous strain from the tax-paying public, the government has for a change, done some research before implementing a rule which no-one usually follows in any case. On a rec...

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Funny story: White House Capitulates on Right Lane ban

White House Capitulates on Right Lane ban

Washington, D.C. Amid a storm of protest The Obama administration has quietly scrapped plans to enforce a Department of Transportation ruling banning right-hand lanes on the nations highways and byways. The doomed program, which would have reconf...

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Funny story: Outrage Over US Ban on Right Hand Lanes

Outrage Over US Ban on Right Hand Lanes

Washingto D.C. - An angry backlash over new Department of Transportation rules eliminating right-hand lanes has White House officials scrambling to do damage control. The new rules which ban the lanes on all highways and byways in the United States h...

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Funny story: US to Ban Driving in Right Hand Lanes

US to Ban Driving in Right Hand Lanes

Washington, D.C.-American motorists awoke this morning to a new reality. Overnight, barricades have begun appearing on highways and byways across the nation, eliminating all right, Far right and even right hand shoulder lanes. The Department of Trans...

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Funny story: Dangerous Drivers A 'Menace' Says Lady Cop

Dangerous Drivers A 'Menace' Says Lady Cop

A Police chief has claimed that dangerous drivers are a menace and police resources should be diverted to tackling this issue. Juliet Bravo, Chief Constable of Cambridgeshire, said "The driver in the car behind you is speeding. He is not wearing a...

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Funny story: 10 Signs That You Are Disabled Person Who Drives

10 Signs That You Are Disabled Person Who Drives

You think an SUV might be too small to be safe. It takes more than four minutes to get out of your car. When backing into a parking spot, you just back up until you hear a little crunch. It scares other drivers when you drive the speed limit. The only thing you pass on the road is the Amish. You use cruise control because your leg, if you have one, fell asleep. You use crui...

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Funny story: Speeding Driver Spared Jail

Speeding Driver Spared Jail

A driver who reportedly drove through Derbyshire streets at speeds in excess of 170mph has been spared jail because his car could not go that fast. The judge accepted that local police must have been imagining things, paving the way for future driver...

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