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Funny story: Don’t Diss The Donald

Don’t Diss The Donald

BILLINGSGATE POST: For some, it was the best of times. But for one writer, it was the wurst of times. The fickle wiener of fate had passed her by like a runaway Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. Unable to reconcile a mother’s admonition that “If you don’t h…

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Funny story: George Conway Has Found a Photo of President Trump’s High School Sweetheart

George Conway Has Found a Photo of President Trump’s High School Sweetheart

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - The founder of the biggest anti-Trump organization in the country has just informed the National Enquirer that he has found a picture of Trump’s high school girlfriend. George Conway learned through a private invest…

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Funny story: Mick Jagger and Paul McCartney to Record an Anti-Trump Song

Mick Jagger and Paul McCartney to Record an Anti-Trump Song

NEW YORK CITY – (Music Satire) - Two of the rock music world’s greatest icons recently met at a charity event for homeless deer. Paul McCartney and Mick Jagger talked about how President Trump keeps using songs for his campaign pep rallies withou…

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Funny story: President Trump is Planning to Legally Change the Name of the Red States

President Trump is Planning to Legally Change the Name of the Red States

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - President Trump is reportedly extremely upset that, no matter what he does, more and more of his base supporters are starting to question what the hell he is doing. Kellyanne Conway is so concerned that POTUS is…

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Funny story: Donald J. Trump Has Decided To Cancel Halloween

Donald J. Trump Has Decided To Cancel Halloween

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Spoof News) The President, after meeting with top advisers, has issued a statement stating that he has decided to cancel this year’s Halloween. Top advisers, Ivanka Trump, Kellyanne Conway, and Eric Trump, all agree that having…

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Funny story: Trump visit to UK

Trump visit to UK

The last time that President Trump visited the United Kingdom, he was met with country-wide protests. In the event, he saw none of them, as he was kept well away from trouble. "I had a great time in England," he said. "I had the biggesest welcome…

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Funny story: President Trump Plans To Deliver His RNC Nomination Acceptance Speech From His White House Bedroom

President Trump Plans To Deliver His RNC Nomination Acceptance Speech From His White House Bedroom

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - The President has just announced that, due to security reasons, he and two of his top advisers have decided that it would be a great idea to deliver his nomination acceptance speech from the safety of his White Hous…

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Funny story: Dr. Fauci: Paint Gums of Covid-19 Carriers Purple And Give Them A Laxative

Dr. Fauci: Paint Gums of Covid-19 Carriers Purple And Give Them A Laxative

BILLINGSGATE POST: While waiting for a vaccine for Covid-19 to reach the market place, President Trump asked Dr. Fauci how he might enforce social distancing, especially among the young and restless. Dr. Fauci thought for a moment. Then the answer…

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Funny story: Trump's Midcourse Correction

Trump's Midcourse Correction

THE WIRED STREET URINAL El Presidente Donald Trump, exhausted from the pummeling he has taken abroad and the dismal polling numbers domestically, has outlined an ambitious plan titled “Crush the China Virus.” La Casa Blanca assumed adopting a poli…

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Funny story: And Godd Tweets Too

And Godd Tweets Too

On Wednesday, President Trump addressed the nation from the Oval Office. The eleven-minute speech, haltingly read from a teleprompter as if he was totally unfamiliar with the content and, to a lesser degree, the English language, is being referred to…

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Funny story: Trump comments on world affairs with FOX News on the golf course in Virginia

Trump comments on world affairs with FOX News on the golf course in Virginia

Last weekend, FOX News caught up with Mr. Trump and his entourage on the front nine of one of Mr. Trump's golf courses. FOX: Nice shot, sir! Bit of a blooper tho. Mr. President: Look, a three wood's not a driver, okay? I got at least 175 yards…

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Funny story: Hope Hicks Denies That She Is Pregnant With President Trump’s Baby

Hope Hicks Denies That She Is Pregnant With President Trump’s Baby

CHICAGO – (Fake News) - Former White House communications director Hope Hicks was visiting the Windy City, where she had an appointment with her gynecologist. All week the news media has been speculating that Miss Hicks may be with child. And the…

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Funny story: President Trump Has Cancelled His Scheduled Campaign Rally in Alabama

President Trump Has Cancelled His Scheduled Campaign Rally in Alabama

TATER TOT, Alabama – (Political Satire) - A representative with the Trump Campaign Rally Committee has informed the news media that the planned pep rally in Tater Tot has been cancelled. The pep rally was to have been held in the Governor George C…

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Funny story: Eric Trump Reveals That His Daddy Told Him He No Longer Wants To Be President

Eric Trump Reveals That His Daddy Told Him He No Longer Wants To Be President

NEW YORK CITY – (Fake News) - Eric Trump could, unknowingly, very well be exactly what devoted, old-fashioned Republicans have been waiting for. The young Trump told CNN’s Jake Tapper, that his father recently told him that he no longer wants to…

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Funny story: Howard Stern Says He Has A Huge Crush On Ivanka Trump - aka The White House Barbie

Howard Stern Says He Has A Huge Crush On Ivanka Trump - aka The White House Barbie

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - For many years now, Howard Stern has made it abundantly clear that he has a huge, gigantic crush on Trump’s oldest daughter, Ivanka. He recently told TMZ that, if he had the chance, he would be all over the tall, l…

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Funny story: Kid Rock is Positively Furious with President Trump

Kid Rock is Positively Furious with President Trump

DETROIT – (Music Satire) - The white rapper known as Kid Rock recently expressed to Rush Limbaugh, that he is furious with President Trump. When “El Rusho” asked him why, the Kid remarked that he does not understand why Trump and his campaign, ins…

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Funny story: President Trump Loves The Trumpapalooza Ass-Kickin’ Band

President Trump Loves The Trumpapalooza Ass-Kickin’ Band

GRITS CREEK, Kentucky – (Spoof News) - The President recently heard a new country band as he was playing a round of golf at the Grits Creek International Golf Course. The name of the group is the Trumpapalooza Ass-Kickin’ Band, which they named in…

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