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Funny story: Japan moving to Mars

Japan moving to Mars

TOKYO - The emperor of Japan has announced that Japan will be "Moving to Mars" by 2020. According to sources close to the emperor's secret compound, the plan to move Japan to Africa was foiled by huge insects that terrified Japanese school children...

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Funny story: Teen Girl's Parents Sued By Girl's Own Dog

Teen Girl's Parents Sued By Girl's Own Dog

Fairdale Kentucky, USA - Jaime a 16 year old high school girl was walking her dog after she arrived home from school last Friday, February 3rd. According to Jaime and witnesses, Jaime's dog Jack became so excited that he ran out into the road in fron...

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Funny story: GOP primary debates now to be televised by WWF

GOP primary debates now to be televised by WWF

CNN are seething that they have lost the franchise to rights to air this popular entertainment on Prime Time TV and must now be content to show only playbacks over and over again. "We will have to release many of our commentators from their contr...

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Funny story: Dark matter discovered in Yorkshire town - council cuts crap on night time dog fouling

Dark matter discovered in Yorkshire town - council cuts crap on night time dog fouling

Huddersfield Council in northern England are fed up to the teeth of complaints about nocturnal emissions of the canine kind. It seems that people are allowing their best friends to litter the pavements with dog logs. Theresa Green, an ex-peace cam...

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Funny story: "An idiot is more cleverer than me" claims Harry Redknapp.

"An idiot is more cleverer than me" claims Harry Redknapp.

The jury at Harry Redknapp's tax dodging trial have heard how the soccer boss writes like a two-year-old. The Spurs manager denied stashing dosh away and told cops: "You talk to anybody at the club, I can't write or spell. I couldn't even fill a t...

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Funny story: Rosie 47 stitches up Harry Redknapp.

Rosie 47 stitches up Harry Redknapp.

Harry Redknapp was twitching like a pigeon today after it was revealed in court that his dog had opened a secret bank account in Monaco. The jury was told how the Old Bill had been following the trail of 'Arry's dog, who was operating under the mo...

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Funny story: Dog receives detention after eating boy's homework

Dog receives detention after eating boy's homework

When 13 year-old Harry Macintosh, an pupil of St. David's High School in Ontario, Canada, neglected to hand in his homework on the morning of Monday 9th, a shocking turn of events meant that his dog, 4 year-old German shepherd Indiana, was placed in...

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Funny story: Postmen welcome new law on dogs

Postmen welcome new law on dogs

Proposed changes in private property laws relating to dogs could make a postman's job a lot safer. Private property laws currently allow dogs to attack intruders, even if they're just delivering mail. "It's our 'privates' we're worried about,"...

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Funny story: Arizona Enacts One Of The Toughest Leash Laws In America

Arizona Enacts One Of The Toughest Leash Laws In America

PHOENIX - The governor of Arizona Jan Brewer acting on thousands of complaints from citizens of the state who say that Arizona needs a leash law has just signed into law Arizona Leash Law LL-13. The governor said that she just got sick and tired o...

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Funny story: WWIII avoided for now

WWIII avoided for now

WASHINGTON DC - The President has calmed the Chinese military who had been ready to attack the United States, as previously reported Our mole in the White House communications room has intercepted this diplomatic communication, addressed to the Ch...

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Funny story: China prepares for war in response to Obama calling his dog

China prepares for war in response to Obama calling his dog

WASHINGTON DC - A panicky First Lady called our news desk while seated on her throne: the Chinese military, who had been bugging and listening in on the White House, is at the highest level of military alertness; this in response to the President cal...

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Funny story: Dogs Rules for Christmas

Dogs Rules for Christmas

1. Be patient with your humans during this time. They may be more stressed-out than usual and they will appreciate long comforting dog cuddles. 2. They may come home with large bags of things they call gifts. Do not assume that all the gifts are yours. 3. Be tolerant if your humans put decorations on you. They seem to get some special kind of pleasure out of seeing how you look with fake an...

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Funny story: From Pound to Parka or Rin Tin Tobogan?

From Pound to Parka or Rin Tin Tobogan?

Fayetteville, NC -The flailing economy has set its sights on its latest victim, innocent puppies. This week a backwater county surrounding Fayetteville, North Carolina announced its newest plan to capitalize on its greatest assets, negligent owners o...

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Funny story: "Herman We Have a Problem"--Newest Alleged Affair With Daughter of Soviet Space Dog

"Herman We Have a Problem"--Newest Alleged Affair With Daughter of Soviet Space Dog

When astronaut James Lovell first coined the phrase from outerspace on April 17th 1970, "Houston, we have a problem", his craft Apollo 13 was in serious trouble. Today, in the face of another affair-accusation, Herman Cain's Presidential Campaign is...

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Funny story: Violence in nighttime Paris over Sarkozy money for rubbish and pooh plan

Violence in nighttime Paris over Sarkozy money for rubbish and pooh plan

French police report that there were scenes of violence in the French capital during the night as poor Parisians tried to earn a few Euros. In the afternoon, French President Nicolas Sarkozy, in a speech in the Mediterranean port city of Toulon, h...

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Funny story: Plastic surgery is going to the dogs

Plastic surgery is going to the dogs

Plastic surgery for dogs is the hottest thing in Hollywood right now, and many practitioners are struggling to keep up. Not so Dr Michael Sag, a leading plastic surgeon who predicted the trend over a decade ago and runs the wildly successful Canine...

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Funny story: Man United sign 5 year-old super dog!

Man United sign 5 year-old super dog!

Manchester United have signed a 5 year-old super dog called Jack who can do things with a ball that not even Wayne Rooney can do. United scouts spotted the dog doing his amazing tricks in a municipal Manchester park with his owner, Andy a staunch Man...

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