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Funny story: Patients' Association claim proposed GP tests unfair

Patients' Association claim proposed GP tests unfair

Patients are up in arms over the proposals to put local practice doctors through a series of tests each year.

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Funny story: Holiday Squits: Latest Advice

Holiday Squits: Latest Advice

Leading medical experts have made an exciting announcement today, claiming that they now have within their grasp the cure for the annoying and debilitating condition known as the 'Holiday Shits'. With the summer holiday season fast approaching, an...

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Funny story: Doctors shocked: 'Ted' Kennedy is JFK

Doctors shocked: 'Ted' Kennedy is JFK

US Democratic Senator Edward Kennedy has been discovered to be an imposter after being hospitalized, stunned doctors at Massachusetts General Hospital told reporters.

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Funny story: Your're not a real Doctor though?

Your're not a real Doctor though?

Rap Artist Dr Dre, will next month go to court as the American Health Authority plans to prosecute him for not being a real Doctor.

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Funny story: Doctors' strike forces woman to deliver in taxi

Doctors' strike forces woman to deliver in taxi

The on-going doctors' strike in Maharashtra forced a woman to deliver in a cab late Saturday evening.

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Funny story: The 2008 Conference for Short Arsed People opens in Bangkok

The 2008 Conference for Short Arsed People opens in Bangkok

Yesterday at the 2008 Conference for Short Arsed People being held at the Plaza Hotel in Bangkok, the past President 5ft 2inch Yuri Gagarin handed over the reins to the incoming President 5ft 1inch Danny DeVito.

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Funny story: Shock Discovery: Epileptics Have Seizures

Shock Discovery: Epileptics Have Seizures

Doctor Bud Light, of West Suffolk Hospital, Bury St Edmunds, has made what is already being hailed as the medical discovery of the century.

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Funny story: Funny Bone Degeneration Due To Loss of New Humor

Funny Bone Degeneration Due To Loss of New Humor

Doctors and researchers at the Mayo Clinic have blamed the recent degenerative disease affecting funny bones on the Hollywood writer's (WGA) strike and the shut down of The Spoof website. Sufferers of the condition find that they can bang their...

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Funny story: NHS announce plans to open first DIY Hospital

NHS announce plans to open first DIY Hospital

Sam Wickes the Government Junior Health Minister announced plans today Monday 29th October 2007 that the first DIY Hospital was to be built for the NHS Trust.

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Funny story: Ugly Brawl at Sacred Heart Hospital Results in Season-Long Suspensions and Hefty Fines

Ugly Brawl at Sacred Heart Hospital Results in Season-Long Suspensions and Hefty Fines

North Haverbrook's Sacred Heart Hospital officials say they've never seen anything like it, and intend to never see it again. Four doctors and two nurses have been immediately suspended and may face a season long suspension for their part in...

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Funny story: AMA report: Herpes being misdiagnosed as hemorrhoids

AMA report: Herpes being misdiagnosed as hemorrhoids

The American Medical Association stunned the nation today with the release of a report deriding doctors for purposely misdiagnosing anal herpes as hemorrhoids. The report estimates that nearly two-thirds of the painful rectal sores are in fact due to...

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Funny story: Hospital beds to be removed

Hospital beds to be removed

In an announcement today the minister of health and trousers Michel Montgomery-Smith, announced that he was announcing that 99% of beds in hospitals were to be removed to compensate for over crowding. He said that "Patients take up too much room...

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Funny story: Dr.s' pay still too high

Dr.s' pay still too high

A report out today shows that doctors are being paid more than eve due to a loop hole in their contract. Doctors are being bought private planes by the NHS with DR written on the side, a measure enabled seventeen year ago in order to increase accessi...

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Funny story: Doctors Using X-Ray Glasses In Rural Hospitals

Doctors Using X-Ray Glasses In Rural Hospitals

Hayesville, North Carolina (IP) - Doctors in this rural town at the edge of Cherokee County are using X-Ray glasses in their every day work. Cherokee County is strapped for cash and the County Administrator collects aluminum cans and recycles them i...

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Funny story: Surgeon General Warns: We Are All Going to Die

Surgeon General Warns: We Are All Going to Die

Atlanta, GA (IP) - The Surgeon General has picked Friday 13th to issue a dire warning that we are all going to die.

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Funny story: Doctors in Bible Belt deny teens new birth control

Doctors in Bible Belt deny teens new birth control

Physicians in several so-called Bible Belt states are under fire for refusing to allow teenage girls access to recently developed birth control methods.

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Funny story: Exercise Will Kill You, Says Top Doctor

Exercise Will Kill You, Says Top Doctor

A top doctor has issued a stark warning to keep-fit fanatics, claiming that all exercise is dangerous, and too much of it could prove fatal.

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