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Funny story: Shock Discovery: Epileptics Have Seizures

Shock Discovery: Epileptics Have Seizures

Doctor Bud Light, of West Suffolk Hospital, Bury St Edmunds, has made what is already being hailed as the medical discovery of the century.

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Funny story: Funny Bone Degeneration Due To Loss of New Humor

Funny Bone Degeneration Due To Loss of New Humor

Doctors and researchers at the Mayo Clinic have blamed the recent degenerative disease affecting funny bones on the Hollywood writer's (WGA) strike and the shut down of The Spoof website. Sufferers of the condition find that they can bang their...

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Funny story: NHS announce plans to open first DIY Hospital

NHS announce plans to open first DIY Hospital

Sam Wickes the Government Junior Health Minister announced plans today Monday 29th October 2007 that the first DIY Hospital was to be built for the NHS Trust.

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Funny story: Ugly Brawl at Sacred Heart Hospital Results in Season-Long Suspensions and Hefty Fines

Ugly Brawl at Sacred Heart Hospital Results in Season-Long Suspensions and Hefty Fines

North Haverbrook's Sacred Heart Hospital officials say they've never seen anything like it, and intend to never see it again. Four doctors and two nurses have been immediately suspended and may face a season long suspension for their part in...

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Funny story: AMA report: Herpes being misdiagnosed as hemorrhoids

AMA report: Herpes being misdiagnosed as hemorrhoids

The American Medical Association stunned the nation today with the release of a report deriding doctors for purposely misdiagnosing anal herpes as hemorrhoids. The report estimates that nearly two-thirds of the painful rectal sores are in fact due to...

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Funny story: Hospital beds to be removed

Hospital beds to be removed

In an announcement today the minister of health and trousers Michel Montgomery-Smith, announced that he was announcing that 99% of beds in hospitals were to be removed to compensate for over crowding. He said that "Patients take up too much room...

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Funny story: Dr.s' pay still too high

Dr.s' pay still too high

A report out today shows that doctors are being paid more than eve due to a loop hole in their contract. Doctors are being bought private planes by the NHS with DR written on the side, a measure enabled seventeen year ago in order to increase accessi...

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Funny story: Doctors Using X-Ray Glasses In Rural Hospitals

Doctors Using X-Ray Glasses In Rural Hospitals

Hayesville, North Carolina (IP) - Doctors in this rural town at the edge of Cherokee County are using X-Ray glasses in their every day work. Cherokee County is strapped for cash and the County Administrator collects aluminum cans and recycles them i...

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Funny story: Surgeon General Warns: We Are All Going to Die

Surgeon General Warns: We Are All Going to Die

Atlanta, GA (IP) - The Surgeon General has picked Friday 13th to issue a dire warning that we are all going to die.

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Funny story: Doctors in Bible Belt deny teens new birth control

Doctors in Bible Belt deny teens new birth control

Physicians in several so-called Bible Belt states are under fire for refusing to allow teenage girls access to recently developed birth control methods.

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Funny story: Exercise Will Kill You, Says Top Doctor

Exercise Will Kill You, Says Top Doctor

A top doctor has issued a stark warning to keep-fit fanatics, claiming that all exercise is dangerous, and too much of it could prove fatal.

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Funny story: Senator Barack Obama Offers Universal Health Care and Insurance Plan

Senator Barack Obama Offers Universal Health Care and Insurance Plan

Illinois Senator and democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama unvieled what he calls a "Universal Health Care and Insurance Plan" that will insure that all U.S. citizens have medical insurance coverage. The plan will also cause those...

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Funny story: Man From Bognor Just Can't Beat The Blues

Man From Bognor Just Can't Beat The Blues

A man from Bognor Regis in Scotland is at the end of his tether, for try as he might, he just can't seem to shake his chronic depression.

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Funny story: Michael Moore "Sicko" Movie Frightens UK Doctors

Michael Moore "Sicko" Movie Frightens UK Doctors

Michael Moore's controversial new movie "Sicko" which highlights flaws in the US Health Care system has struck fear into the hearts of UK doctors, who are already aware that everything that happens in the US comes to the UK exactly four...

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Funny story: Jobless Doctors to be Shipped Overseas

Jobless Doctors to be Shipped Overseas

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - U.K. - In an effort to improve labor statistics in the U.K, Tony Blair is having all jobless doctors to be shipped overseas.

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Funny story: New Parents Spend First Three Years of Child's Life Teaching Him to Talk, Walk - Will Spend Next Fifteen Trying to Get Him to Sit Down, Shut Up

New Parents Spend First Three Years of Child's Life Teaching Him to Talk, Walk - Will Spend Next Fifteen Trying to Get Him to Sit Down, Shut Up

Taos, New Mexico - New parents, Alisha and Shane Boyle, announced to their families today that their one-year-old son Alex took his first steps. "Three months ago he said his first word, 'mama'." said Alisha, "Now he's walking. I just can't wait...

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Funny story: Snow Blasts Oncologist's Comments as "Emboldening Cancer"

Snow Blasts Oncologist's Comments as "Emboldening Cancer"

White House Press Secretary Tony Snow, today, blasted his oncologist for what he called "a blatant, and totally irresponsible mischaracterization of the battle against [Snow's] cancer."...

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