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Funny story: Cheney Starts New Career As Mob Hitman

Cheney Starts New Career As Mob Hitman

Former President-of-Vice Dick Cheney has started a new retirement career. Like many older men who have devoted an entire life to a professional career and now find themselves in retirement, Mr. Cheney is embarking on a new 'fantasy job'. Many retiree...

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Funny story: Cheney Waterboards Self: Says, "Bastard had it coming!"

Cheney Waterboards Self: Says, "Bastard had it coming!"

Former Vice President Dick Cheney remains in guarded condition today at the University of Wyoming Proctologic Hospital in Pettifogger, Wyoming. Cheney was admitted Sunday evening following a self inflicted waterboarding incident. "The bastard had i...

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Funny story: Cheney, Rove, and Glenn Beck Related

Cheney, Rove, and Glenn Beck Related

Salt Lake City, UT - It has just been discovered that Dick Cheney and Karl Rove are half brothers, sharing the same mother, and that Glenn Beck is Cheney's love child. The fathers of Cheney and Rove are brothers, and are said to have at least 23...

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Funny story: Leon Panetta Hires Cheney as Hit Man

Leon Panetta Hires Cheney as Hit Man

Washington, DC - CIA Director, Leon Panetta, apologized profusely for outing former Vice President Dick Cheney as the mastermind behind a secret CIA initiative to capture and kill Osama bin Ladin. Cheney's reputation for being hot-headed has kept...

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Funny story: Cheney Donates 'Special' Materials To Bush's Presidential Library.

Cheney Donates 'Special' Materials To Bush's Presidential Library.

Dear Georgie Porgie, I hope you don't mind me still using your secret pet name that we all used while you were still in office. I am happy to hear that you are enjoying your retirement since the end of the presidency shooting rabbits and catching up on the comics you missed. I have here the book recommendations you wanted for your new presidential library. I have been reading or skimm...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Shoots Leon Panetta in the Face

Dick Cheney Shoots Leon Panetta in the Face

WASHINGTON, D.C. - "Take that, motherf*cker!!" former Vice President Dick Cheney is reported to have shouted as he peppered CIA Director Leon Panetta with bird shot earlier this afternoon, according to a report filed by Pentagon officials. Witness...

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Funny story: Ex-VP Cheney Accepts Position with Hair Club for Men

Ex-VP Cheney Accepts Position with Hair Club for Men

John Mellowmount, the President and CEO of the Hair Club for Men announced today that ex-vice president Dick Cheney has accepted the position of Head of Internal Security with the firm, with official duties and responsibilities starting as of midnigh...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney shoots own pecker off

Dick Cheney shoots own pecker off

In what is being described by Republican sources as a "freak hunting accident," on July 8 former US Vice President Dick Cheney inadvertently fired a .22 rifle at himself while on a duck-shoot in the Chesapeake Bay area, causing severe gunshot injuri...

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Funny story: 'Tomb of The Unknown Fly' To Be Erected by Obama, PETA

'Tomb of The Unknown Fly' To Be Erected by Obama, PETA

Arlington, Va - In a measure to deflect an increasing backlash from animal rights groups and republicans regarding President Obama's fly swatting incident, the White House announced today that it will seak to erect a new monument to adorn Arlington C...

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Funny story: Ayatollah Kakamami Names Dick Cheney to Iranian Presidency

Ayatollah Kakamami Names Dick Cheney to Iranian Presidency

Iran's election crisis with accusations of stolen votes, butterflied ballots and much bull shiite has brought throngs of protesters to the streets and Iranian women throwing off their burqas to display Victorian not-so-secret thongs for all the mulla...

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Funny story: Sacha Baron Cohen To Star As Clay Aiken

Sacha Baron Cohen To Star As Clay Aiken

HOLLYWOOD - Sacha Baron Cohen is definitely in the building. The twisted comic, lately seems to be getting more media attention that even Dick "The Dick" Cheney, who finally after eight years of uttering maybe 114 words as vice-president came out of...

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Funny story: The Comedy Event of the Year: Dick Cheney's "Save My Ass" tour

The Comedy Event of the Year: Dick Cheney's "Save My Ass" tour

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Dick Cheney, one of the funniest comedians to come out Washington, D.C. in years, announced the start of his national comedy tour, "Save My Ass." Dick will bring his bizarre take on life and famous deadpan delivery to comedy clubs and...

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Funny story: Cheney Toted As New 'It' Man For Horror Flicks

Cheney Toted As New 'It' Man For Horror Flicks

Casting agents, talent scouts and movie directors are ballyhooing Dick Cheney as being the new 'It' man for horror movies in Hollywood. The former President of Vice of the United States is being lauded as our generations Boris Karloff for his pot...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Admits Carl Rove is Long Lost Bastard Son

Dick Cheney Admits Carl Rove is Long Lost Bastard Son

Dick Cheney, former Vice-President of the United States, admitted during an interview on Shepard Smith's "B Side" program on Fox News that Carl Rove, former George W. Bush's brain, was his bastard son. Cheney revealed that Rove was born nine month...

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Funny story: Cheney Comes Out Strong For Gun Torture

Cheney Comes Out Strong For Gun Torture

Former President of Vice Dick Cheney is trying to combine two of his favorite hobbies into a new, passionate political platform- gun shooting and torture. Already outspoken at the attempted outlawing of one of his favorite pastimes- tormenting fe...

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Funny story: Are Dick Cheney's 8 Years and 15 Minutes Up Yet?

Are Dick Cheney's 8 Years and 15 Minutes Up Yet?

CHICAGO - Morning radio talk show host Van "The Man" Manzoni has just been named "The Best Radio Talk Show Host" in the entire state of Illinois." Van who has been on the Windy City's KBLO for seven years won the honor thanks to his daily radio se...

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Funny story: Cheney Hospitalized for Believing that His Opinion Still Counts

Cheney Hospitalized for Believing that His Opinion Still Counts

Former Vice president and really bad shot Dick cheney has been confined to the psychiatric ward at the Douglas Mac Arthur Military Hospital for the Militarily mentally Insane. Cheney, who cannot seem to keep his mouth shut after practically ruini...

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