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Funny story: All Depressed Policemen to be Transferred to Bridgend

All Depressed Policemen to be Transferred to Bridgend

Chief Superintendent Plod the Spokesperson for the Association of Chief Police Officers, has announced that all depressed Policemen serving in the UK, would immediately be transferred to South Wales Police, and be based at Bridgend.

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Funny story: George Bush Unveils "Great Depression Survival Package"

George Bush Unveils "Great Depression Survival Package"

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- President George Bush and other Republican dignitaries unveiled a "Great Depression Survival Package" for American citizens on Friday to much fanfare.

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Funny story: Kent Pete's Advice to parents Part Two

Kent Pete's Advice to parents Part Two

Your 15 year old son is showing signs of teenage depression. Over the last few months he has become plagued by feelings of worthlessness, making him extremely vulnerable to criticism, rejection, and failure.

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Funny story: Bush's Address to Nation on Depression

Bush's Address to Nation on Depression

WASHINGTON - President Bush will address the nation tomorrow evening at 8:15pm concerning his bout with depression and consequential treatment.

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Funny story: LFC Depression Hotline Number

LFC Depression Hotline Number

Are you a Liverpool FC fan?...

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Funny story: Man From Bognor Just Can't Beat The Blues

Man From Bognor Just Can't Beat The Blues

A man from Bognor Regis in Scotland is at the end of his tether, for try as he might, he just can't seem to shake his chronic depression.

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Funny story: Depression Caused by Halo 3 Beta

Depression Caused by Halo 3 Beta

The Halo 3 Beta which came with the newly released game Crackdown for Xbox 360 was supposed to be released around 8:00 a.m (Eastern Time). It is believed it may have been the catalyst, causing instantaneous manic depression in teens and adults.

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Funny story: LSD may cure bipolar, other mental disorders

LSD may cure bipolar, other mental disorders

Follow-up studies to those conducted by the military at universities and hospitals during the 1950s have shown that the hallucinogenic drug LSD may hold potential for treating several mental disorders.

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Funny story: New Solar Bulbs Give Hope to MAD Sufferers - by Libby Haughty

New Solar Bulbs Give Hope to MAD Sufferers - by Libby Haughty

Midwinter depression, also known as Midwinter Affective Disorder (MAD), has only just been officially recognized by the Swedes, who discovered it in the 4th century BC, and kept quiet till now.

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Funny story: China's Longwang No Match For Katrina

China's Longwang No Match For Katrina

After slamming into Taiwan early Sunday morning before pounding the coastal province of Fujian, China the same night, the philandering typhoon Longwang has finally shrunk to a tropical depression. Initially courting Taiwan with a reputation as a Supe...

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Funny story: Flawed gene could be cause of common depression

Flawed gene could be cause of common depression

BANGBOOM, Wisconsin -- Scientists say they've identified a flawed gene that seems to promote manic-depression, or bipolar disorder, or BD, or Bi-DO, or Bip Dis. They hope the finding could eventually help guide scientists to new treatments for an all...

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