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Funny story: Cameron Immigration Crackdown

Cameron Immigration Crackdown

PM David Cameron last night warned of the dangers of unchecked immigration and erosion of the English way of life. Society Speaking at a BNP rally he said "I'm not talking about the Polish plumber that wants to come here, nick our jobs and shaf...

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Funny story: Prince William Expected To Pull Through!

Prince William Expected To Pull Through!

Prince William has been advised to spend tonight in hospital following the birth of his son at 4.24pm today. However, Dr Donald Dockter of London's St Mary's Hospital in Paddington, who is heading the team of doctors caring for the prince assured the...

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Funny story: Cameron In Net Porn Bid

Cameron In Net Porn Bid

Prime Minister David Cameron is set to go head to head with Internet Service Providers (or ISP's) over the display of porn and other graphic images. It is understood he is to tell Google and Bing to make sleaze more accessible as it is in Holland.

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Funny story: Queen To Be Privatised!

Queen To Be Privatised!

In a shock announcement the Government has announced that the Queen is to be privatised. 'With any luck' said Prime Minister Cameroon 'there will be enough money from the sale to help us win the next election.' There has been no immediate response...

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Funny story: 'You sure this isn't some sort of Borat trailer?' Kazakhastan President asks David Cameron

'You sure this isn't some sort of Borat trailer?' Kazakhastan President asks David Cameron

Astana - The UK Foreign Office has reportedly paid a $10 million surety to Kazakhstan's Ministry for Truth and Good Behavior guaranteeing there'll be no 'funny tricks' in David Cameron's trip to the oil and gas-rich state this weekend. For months...

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Funny story: Bilderberg Whistleblower Heard Power Cuts Plan To Keep People Smoking!

Bilderberg Whistleblower Heard Power Cuts Plan To Keep People Smoking!

Lady Henrietta Partridge-Greenwelly, the wife of ex-Austerity Minister Sir Peregrine Partridge-Greenwelly, has turned whistleblower by revealing a devious plot to keep people smoking put together behind closed doors during the recent Bilderberg meeti...

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Funny story: British Cities To Be Protected By Barrage Balloons Again!

British Cities To Be Protected By Barrage Balloons Again!

David Cameron has announced a return of barrage balloons to protect the people of Britain's cities from the latest terrorist threat - model aircraft bombs. The balloons, already ordered from China should begin to arrive in Britain within the next few...

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Funny story: President Putin Calls Cameron A Nincompoop Over Mountain Misunderstanding!

President Putin Calls Cameron A Nincompoop Over Mountain Misunderstanding!

The Prime Minister is still refusing to leave his home in Downing Street to face reporters following the urgent telephone call he made to President Putin last night when demanding that Russia return Mount Snowdon to Britain immediately. The front...

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Funny story: Daily Mail preparing Mandela Party kits

Daily Mail preparing Mandela Party kits

The Daily Mail has come under fire after it was revealed that the paper was preparing Mandela Death Party kits for readers wishing to celebrate the death of the former South African leader. After the death of Margaret Thatcher the Mail was incande...

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Funny story: Parody Letter from Ed Miliband to Voters

Parody Letter from Ed Miliband to Voters

Hi everyone, and welcome to my world! My name is Edward Miliband, known mostly as Red Ed and I am fortunate to be Leader of Labour -the true people's party. I am a son of a Marxist millionaire and I live in a mansion worth couple of millions. As a true socialist I uphold high principles of socialism and dream of creating for all of you a utopian socialist paradise where everyone is equal...

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Funny story: Cameron trying to create events to hide behind

Cameron trying to create events to hide behind

Prime Minister David Cameron is desperate to find more big news stories to hide scandals from the public. The latest round of scandals including Lords taking payments from lobbying firms and the collapse of A&E services due directly to his fla...

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Funny story: I can't believe it's not terrorism!

I can't believe it's not terrorism!

Police looking into the tragic death of a 79-year-old man from Liverpool, now say that they are seriously considering treating the matter as an act of terrorism. The man (who may also have been a terrorist) was severely wounded in the incident and he...

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Funny story: Star Trek's omnipotent being 'Q' is running secret world government Obama tells Cameron

Star Trek's omnipotent being 'Q' is running secret world government Obama tells Cameron

Washington AC/DC - "Dave, there's absolutely nothing we can do," the President told a bewildered-looking Brit Prime Monster who'd been brought up to believe that it's The Borg who's in charge. "Q's got us over a barrel of sweet light crude," the p...

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Funny story: Cameron offers British sovereignty to mainland Argentina

Cameron offers British sovereignty to mainland Argentina

Cristina Kirchner is reported to have reacted furiously to a letter from David Cameron detailing his proposition for a "Yes/No" British sovereignty referendum on mainland Argentina. The letter, which was apparently intended as an April fool and a...

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Funny story: Health & Safety Breakthrough

Health & Safety Breakthrough

Following the example of Bangladesh the British Government is setting out it's programme to cut out regulation and red tape. David Cameron announced his proposals to outdo UKIP at the local elections. Senior Tories think he is onto a huge vote win...

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Funny story: Accident & Emergency

Accident & Emergency

Unfortunately the Prime Minister was unable to attend House of Commons Questions for the sixth week running due to an unavoidable incident. 'I was finding my in growing toe nail on my right foot had become unbearable' Cameron explained 'so I had t...

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Funny story: German comics union claim damages from the UK

German comics union claim damages from the UK

The German Comedians Union are to bring a case before the European Union claiming defamation by generations of British comedians. In the case they state that for years the British said that their comedy was far superior to German comedy and that Germ...

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