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Funny story: Beckhams become bog brush

Beckhams become bog brush

David has spent many years impersonating a footballer and Victoria has spent many years as a nagging wife, a celery stick and professional shop-o-holic. However, due to David Beckham's dilapidating career, and Victoria Beckham's fame obscurity, t...

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Funny story: Beckham could be a man says doctor

Beckham could be a man says doctor

EXCLUSIVE: In a shock twist to the already twisted saga of the Beckham Brand, one doctor claims to have evidence that Victoria was born a man. Milwaukee gynaecologist Dr David Pupkin said there was "no doubt" in his mind that Victoria was male.

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Funny story: David Beckham Spotted On Toilet Door In Glasgow Ikea

David Beckham Spotted On Toilet Door In Glasgow Ikea

David Beckham has been spotted on a toilet door in Glasgow. The mysterious bearded face appeared on the toilet door at the city's branch of Ikea. At first people thought it might be Jesus, but then it dawned on locals that the image was of a far grea...

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Funny story: David Beckham's Beard To Join Notts County

David Beckham's Beard To Join Notts County

Mega bucks football club Notts County have signed David Beckham's beard in a bid to reach the premiership. Following the recent Sol Campbell fiasco the club have been looking for a big name signing. Beckham's beard could prove to be the perfect signi...

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Funny story: Fabio Cannavaro Doping Scandal

Fabio Cannavaro Doping Scandal

The footballing world received a shattering blow this lunchtime when it was revealed that Italy's 2006 World Cup- winning captain, Fabio Cannavaro, had failed a dope test. The Juventus captain, 36, who is also Italy's most-capped international pla...

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Funny story: Funny Funkers Hall of Fame announces Class of 2009 nominees

Funny Funkers Hall of Fame announces Class of 2009 nominees

PISSEDIN SPRINGS, FL (ABSNN) -- This sleepy southern town of 210 souls announced the Friday opening of of The Funny Funkers Hall of Fame located in nearby Sanford, Florida. "A bunch of us old folks were sitting around in the TV room of The Home la...

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Funny story: "Bag of Bones" Found Alongside M5: Coppers Seek Whereabouts of Victoria Beckham!

"Bag of Bones" Found Alongside M5: Coppers Seek Whereabouts of Victoria Beckham!

London,Uk/ Scotland Yard/Interpol Missing Persons Bulletin/Amber Alert - Law enforcement officials at Interpol and Scotland Yard were working feverishly reviewing reams of film from area spy cameras after 'a bag of bones' was found just off the break...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham aka Skinny Spice Stick Is Down To 80 Pounds

Victoria Beckham aka Skinny Spice Stick Is Down To 80 Pounds

LONDON - Victoria Beckham walked through Heathrow Airport looking more like a pogo stick than a normal mother of three children. The 35-year-old Spice Girl band member known as Posh Spice is looking more like Skinny Spice as her weight has dropped...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham Taken Seriously - By Fashion Wankers

Victoria Beckham Taken Seriously - By Fashion Wankers

Posh Spice, the thinking dickhead's crumpet - Victoria Beckham, the ultimate wannabe has excelled herself. Taking herself seriously has long been her downfall, otherwise she would have cottoned on to the fact that most people who have heard of her fi...

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Funny story: Beckhams To Be Released From US Custody

Beckhams To Be Released From US Custody

Former UK Prime Minister and European Union President - in - waiting Tony Bliar has brokered a deal with new US president Barracks Obama. Apparently, David Beckham (England soccer star) and his relatively unknown wife, the former Spice Girl Victor...

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Funny story: America doesn't care where Beckham plays: "Just take both of them Beckhams away!"

America doesn't care where Beckham plays: "Just take both of them Beckhams away!"

AMSTERDAM (AFP) - While David Beckham has pretty much decided against a return to the Premier League, insisting instead he'd rather play for AC Milan when he leaves LA Galaxy at the end of the Major League Soccer season, American soccer fans (al...

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Funny story: Boo Boo Beckham

Boo Boo Beckham

David Beckham was fined $1000 by major league soccer which said his gestures towards taunting fans suggested that they leave their seats and come on the field. The fine came five days after Beckham confronted Los Angeles Galaxy fans in a group ca...

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Funny story: Cucumber drops out of Beckham's shorts. Victoria leaves stadium in tears AGAIN

Cucumber drops out of Beckham's shorts. Victoria leaves stadium in tears AGAIN

A cucumber fell out of "Football" player David Beckham's shorts during a collision on the field Wednesday afternoon. The lost veggie put an end to speculation as to just what David Beckham was packing in his pants. As it turned out, he was packing...

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Funny story: Stevie G v Becks At Boxing - Joey Barton Has Dibs On Winner

Stevie G v Becks At Boxing - Joey Barton Has Dibs On Winner

The Steven Gerrard to fight David Beckham saga took on a whole new twist this morning, as Joey Barton (future uncertain) challenged the winner of the Maracana Stadium 'Rumble In Rio' fight. "I'd knock 'em both out," Barton quipped. "They're both p...

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Funny story: Don King Drools Over Beckham v Gerrard For World's Best Fighting Footballer.

Don King Drools Over Beckham v Gerrard For World's Best Fighting Footballer.

Bent boxing promoter with vertical hairstyle, Don King, today told assembled ranks of pressmen that he was looking to promote a super-middleweight World's Best Fighting Footballer bout between David Beckham and Steven Gerrard. Speaking outside Liv...

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Funny story: Beckham "Fisting" Fracas

Beckham "Fisting" Fracas

David Beckham, LA Galaxy's part-time midfielder, was involved in ugly scenes at the Old Fridge Dumping Center during an exhibition match with former club AC Milan. As the players headed for the dressing room, Beckham, 34, who had earlier unveiled...

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Funny story: Beckham Back At United?

Beckham Back At United?

Rumours currently sweeping Manchester would seem to suggest that Manchester United are prepared to welcome David Beckham home. The player often expressed that he never wanted to leave Manchester United in the first place. Currently unpopular wi...

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