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Funny story: Bristol Palin and Pamela Anderson Are 2 of The 12 Celebrities Picked For Dancing With The Stars' The All-Stars

Bristol Palin and Pamela Anderson Are 2 of The 12 Celebrities Picked For Dancing With The Stars' The All-Stars

HOLLYWOOD - After months of speculating as to which celebrities would be appearing on Season 15 of Dancing With The Stars the wait is finally over. DWTS Host Tom Bergeron announced that the suits (bosses) at ABC have picked 12 former contestants t...

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Funny story: Derek Hough Romps With Mystery Beauty

Derek Hough Romps With Mystery Beauty

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Derek Hough has denied on several occasions that the reason why he broke up with Cheryl Cole last year was due to her Geordie accent. The star of the reality show Dancing With The Stars remarked that the reason why he broke up wi...

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Funny story: Ron Paul To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

Ron Paul To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

BOISE, Idaho - Congressman Ron Paul's political campaign tour stopped off in Boise, the town where potatoes were first invented hundreds and hundreds of years ago. The native Texan told a crowd that had gathered in the parking lot of the local Bur...

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Funny story: Roger Clemens Agrees To Appear On The Next Edition of Dancing With The Stars

Roger Clemens Agrees To Appear On The Next Edition of Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Tom "The Sad Face" Bergeron, host of Dancing With The Stars, has just announced that Major League Baseball pitcher Roger Clemens will be appearing on the upcoming season of the reality dance show. The shows producer Bernadette Penderle...

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Funny story: Roger Clemens To Open Up The Lucky Son-Of-A-Gun Hot Dog Diner

Roger Clemens To Open Up The Lucky Son-Of-A-Gun Hot Dog Diner

KATY, Texas - Former Major League Baseball pitcher Roger Clemems, 49, knows that he is a very lucky guy who has just joined the ranks of other very lucky individuals such as President Bill Clinton, Senator John Edwards, and Mafioso Vinnie "The Nose"...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Kisses Her Diet Bye-Bye As She Balloons Up To 230 Pounds

Kirstie Alley Kisses Her Diet Bye-Bye As She Balloons Up To 230 Pounds

LOS ANGELES - Kirstie Alley was recently spotted at a Tall Timbers Supermarket in Encino with a grocery cart hooked on to a second grocery cart. According to an employee of the food giant, Ms. Alley had loaded the first shopping cart with items su...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole goes G.A.Y.

Cheryl Cole goes G.A.Y.

Geordie Warbler Cheryl Cole turned up unannounced at G.A.Y. nightclub last night to promote her new musical offering, third album 'A Million Shites'. After threatening to kick door and toilet staff (allegedly - ed) with her silver ankle boots, the...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' Maksim Chmerkovskiy Says The Alluringly Sexy Peta Murgatroyd Has Quick-Stepped Into His Heart

Dancing With The Stars' Maksim Chmerkovskiy Says The Alluringly Sexy Peta Murgatroyd Has Quick-Stepped Into His Heart

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - This year's winning couple on Dancing With The Stars was Green Bay Packers wide receiver Donald Driver and professional Australian dancer Peta Murgatroyd. The talented football player showed the nation that not only can he...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' Derek Hough And Welsh Singer Katherine Jenkins Spotted Walking Hand-In-Hand On The Santa Monica Pier

Dancing With The Stars' Derek Hough And Welsh Singer Katherine Jenkins Spotted Walking Hand-In-Hand On The Santa Monica Pier

HOLLYWOOD - Season 14 of Dancing With The Stars was won by Green Bay Packer wide receiver Donald Driver and his partner the gorgeously attractive blonde bombshell from Australia Peta Murgatroyd. Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres stated...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Crowns Green Bay Packer Wide Receiver Donald Driver As The 2012 Mirror Ball Champion

Dancing With The Stars Crowns Green Bay Packer Wide Receiver Donald Driver As The 2012 Mirror Ball Champion

HOLLYWOOD - The 14th season of Dancing With The Stars had without a doubt the best celebrity dancers in the shows history. This year's final three consisted of Welsh opera singer Katherine Jenkins (paired with Mark Ballas), Mexico's top soap opera...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' "Giggle Girl" Maria Menounos Is Eliminated

Dancing With The Stars' "Giggle Girl" Maria Menounos Is Eliminated

HOLLYWOOD - Well there will be a whole lot less giggling on the set of Dancing With The Stars as Maria "Giggle Girl" Menounos has been the latest celebrity to be sent home. The 33-year-old is the co-host with Mario Lopez of the television news pro...

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Funny story: Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Derek Hough, and Mark Ballas Say Either Dancing With The Stars Fires Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman Or They'll Quit

Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Derek Hough, and Mark Ballas Say Either Dancing With The Stars Fires Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman Or They'll Quit

HOLLYWOOD - Last year professional dancer Maksim Chmerkovskiy exploded 'on-the-air' at English judge Len Goodman during one of the Dancing With The Stars live shows. Chmerkovskiy, who is known as "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" became extremely upse...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Eliminates Two Celebrity Dancers Roshon Fegan and Melissa Gilbert

Dancing With The Stars Eliminates Two Celebrity Dancers Roshon Fegan and Melissa Gilbert

HOLLYWOOD - Four couples have made it into The Dancing With The Stars semi-finals. This week's episode saw the double elimination of 20-year-old Disney star Roshon Fegan and his partner the cute little pixie Chelsie Hightower, as well as Melissa G...

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Funny story: The Dancing With The Stars Judges Eliminate Jaleel "Urkel" White

The Dancing With The Stars Judges Eliminate Jaleel "Urkel" White

HOLLYWOOD - Jaleel White and his partner Kym Johnson and Roshon "The Disney Dude" Fegan and his partner Chelsie Hightower found themselves in Dancing With The Stars 'Bottom 2.' Both couples met in the middle of the dance floor and performed a "Dan...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars - Gladys Knight Gets Sent Back Home On "The Midnight Train To Georgia"

Dancing With The Stars - Gladys Knight Gets Sent Back Home On "The Midnight Train To Georgia"

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars saw this year's oldest contestant Gladys Knight of Gladys Knight & The Pips fame get eliminated. Ms. Knight, who is 67, first found herself in the Bottom 4, and then the Bottom 3, and then in the Bottom 2.

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Funny story: Hawking master of spin on Dancing With The Stars

Hawking master of spin on Dancing With The Stars

New York, USA. Noted scientist and globally recognised genius, Stephen Hawking, has made a late entrance into TV contest, Dancing With The Stars. This followed the withdrawal of one of the duos after a freak accident during rehearsal involving a chai...

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Funny story: The Reason Dancing With The Stars' Gavin DeGraw Was Eliminated

The Reason Dancing With The Stars' Gavin DeGraw Was Eliminated

HOLLYWOOD - It is no secret that the three judges on Dancing With The Stars have basically no sense of humor to speak of. Len Goodman is from England and the old geezer is known as "The Grouchy Grouch." Goodman is from the old school and he absolu...

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