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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Offers Ex-Boyfriend Tony Romo Lots of Money To Take Her Back

Jessica Simpson Offers Ex-Boyfriend Tony Romo Lots of Money To Take Her Back

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Singer Jessica Simpson, still depressed about the dognapping of her dog by the California Chupacabra has reportedly called up ex-boyfriend Tony Romo and told him that she will give him a blank check if he takes her back. Tony sti...

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Funny story: 'All Obama All the Time' Causes Man to Trash Telly and Blow Up Power Staion Causing "Black Out!"

'All Obama All the Time' Causes Man to Trash Telly and Blow Up Power Staion Causing "Black Out!"

Washington, DC/ Department of Energy Emergency Bulletin - Officials have traced the cause of a nationwide 'Blackout' of all power sources to a disgruntled Middle American who said he took drastic action against the government after every single TV pr...

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Funny story: Tony Romo Breaks NFL Records in New Cowboy Stadium Debut

Tony Romo Breaks NFL Records in New Cowboy Stadium Debut

The Dallas Cowboys officially opened their new stadium to the public in a Sunday Night NFL game against division rival The New York Giants. The new $1.15 billion dollar sports complex is the most expensive ever built and the crowd for the opening (o...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Loses Money When All Cows In Ranching Operation Die

Jessica Simpson Loses Money When All Cows In Ranching Operation Die

Actress, singer, and personality Jessica Simpson's venture into ranching took a turn for the worse when her entire herd died. Simpson went into ranching because of former boyfriend Tony Romo, a member of the NFL's Dallas Cowboys. "Since he was a Cow...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboy 90-Foot Screens To Show Only Cheerleaders in Bikini Thongs

Dallas Cowboy 90-Foot Screens To Show Only Cheerleaders in Bikini Thongs

Jerry Johnson, owner of the Dallas Cowboys is upset because he thinks that Tennessee Titan's punter, A.J. Trapasso's high kick last week was aimed directly at the Cowboy's new stadium giant screen. "Why else would he kick a high kick from his own...

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Funny story: Naked Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Entertain Fans Due to Scoreboard Glitch

Naked Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Entertain Fans Due to Scoreboard Glitch

The Dallas Cowboys officially opened their new home stadium in an NFL preseason game against the Tennessee Titans. This new edifice is a 1.2 billion dollar, fully state-of-the-art facility. The main action, however, was not on the playing field.

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Funny story: Dallas Quarterback, Tony Romo Blames Big Loses On Center, Gurode Andre's Gas Problem

Dallas Quarterback, Tony Romo Blames Big Loses On Center, Gurode Andre's Gas Problem

Tony Romo, the Dallas Cowboy's star quarterback has finally came out into the open and stated that for some time now, he's had to not only deal with the big egos on the Dallas Cowboys like Terrel Owens but also with Center, Gurode Andre's gas attacks...

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Funny story: The 2009 Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders' Calendar Is Now On Sale

The 2009 Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders' Calendar Is Now On Sale

DALLAS - The Dallas Cowboys Director of Public Relations Tricia Joy Schwartzkoff has said that Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader fans can now go on line and purchase their copy of the brand new 2009 Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders' Calendar at www.dallascheerlead...

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Funny story: Tony Romo Has New Girlfriend: Octomom Kate Gosselin

Tony Romo Has New Girlfriend: Octomom Kate Gosselin

Tony Romo, one week after dumping Jessica Simpson, has been seen with a new woman: Octomom Kate Gosselin. The Dallas Cowboy quarterback and the mother of sextuplets (and star of the reality series Jon and Kate Plus Eight) were spotted hand in hand a...

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Funny story: Cowboy Tony Romo Dumps His Cowgirl Jessica Simpson

Cowboy Tony Romo Dumps His Cowgirl Jessica Simpson

DALLAS - Well it looks like football season is right around the corner. And evidence of that is the fact that Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has dumped his girlfriend Jessica Simpson (Ashlee's sister). And the interesting part is that "Touch...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders And George Clinton To Re-Release 1976 Hit

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders And George Clinton To Re-Release 1976 Hit

Hot news from Dallas this evening is that the Cowboys cheerleaders are to release a new CD with the legendary P-Funk artist George Clinton of Parliament Funkadelic fame. The song to be recorded is the old 1976 monster success, Tear The Roof Off The S...

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Funny story: Nortel execs racked up unpaid NFL bill

Nortel execs racked up unpaid NFL bill

Executives at troubled Nortel Networks dropped US$554,952.27 at National Football League games in Dallas last year, apparently without even paying the bill to creditor Texas Stadium Inc. That's just one of 7,700 creditor claims in Nortel's current...

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Funny story: The Terrell Owens Saga

The Terrell Owens Saga

Dear Mr. Sports Sidekick: How come we have never heard of a National Basketball Association player taking steroids? Ryan Taliaferro Bismarck, North Dakota Dear Ryan: That is a very good question. I called up Dr. Ichabod Buckmaster who is perhaps the world's foremost authority on anabolic steriods, and who has actually written 17 books on the subject. Dr. Buckmaster said that one thing...

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Funny story: Cowboys Terrell Owens (Tossed Out)

Cowboys Terrell Owens (Tossed Out)

DALLAS - In a move that shocked not only Dallas Cowboy fans but NFL fans throughout the league The Dallas Cowboys have released wide receiver Terrell Owens. When informed of the move Owens replied that there had to be some mistake and he was sure...

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Funny story: Social Scientists Define the Three Types of Cowboys

Social Scientists Define the Three Types of Cowboys

Research conducted by the Hubbard Museum of the American West has concluded that there are actually three different types of Cowboys in the United States. This system of measurement should be used when trying to typify any person claiming to be a Co...

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Funny story: Bernie Madoff Buys The Yankees, The Celtics, and The Cowboys

Bernie Madoff Buys The Yankees, The Celtics, and The Cowboys

NEW YORK CITY - Financial Service Investment Manager Bernard Madoff has just announced that his company, Ponzi Amalgamated Investment Trust has just purchased The New York Yankees, The Boston Celtics, and The Dallas Cowboys. The combined purchase...

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Funny story: "Bikini Girl" Dating Tony Romo of The Dallas Cowboys

"Bikini Girl" Dating Tony Romo of The Dallas Cowboys

LOS ANGELES - Ex-Hooter's Girl and 2009 "American Idol" reject Katrina Darrell was seen at L.A.'s trendy nightclub, The Libido Lounge in the company of none other than Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. When a reporter for La Raunchy Review Mag...

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