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Funny story: Need a crap? Stay in touch!

Need a crap? Stay in touch!

Given the severe pressures the UK business community is currently experiencing, an innovative company has come up with a system to increase productivity. I think we've all been there, at work, when the need to visit the toilet (Restroom for you ya...

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Funny story: "Let them have beer and ice cream!"

"Let them have beer and ice cream!"

That bloke who supposedly runs the British government, Mr Jockanese himself Gordon Brown, has announced plans to drag the populace up from the doldrums they currently inhabit. The average brit is feeling the pressure from rising fuel and food cost...

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Funny story: Crisis in Algeria as Price of Camels Rises

Crisis in Algeria as Price of Camels Rises

In the beautiful North African country of Algeria the government is saying that the price of camels has risen to its highest price ever because of the credit crisis.

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Funny story: "Don't Worry, Be Happy"

"Don't Worry, Be Happy"

With the USA stock market falling into pre-2000 anti-millenium numbers, while the World economy bumble-clunks into stagflation, & the jobs market as well as unemployment sink into negatives not seen since the Great Recession, 1981-83, visited upon ma...

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Funny story: Financial crisis as Bank of LegoLand collapses

Financial crisis as Bank of LegoLand collapses

As the recession looms, deepens, dips and dives, another revered financial institution, the Bank of LegoLand, with branches worldwide, has collapsed, leaving investors penniless.

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Funny story: Freddie Mac And Fannie Mae Collapse; Bush Speaks Out

Freddie Mac And Fannie Mae Collapse; Bush Speaks Out

There was shock and astonishment in the New York's Wall Street financial sector yesterday, as two of its most renowned and important figures, Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae took a tumble, prompting US President Georg...

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Funny story: Sultan Of Brunei 'Broke'

Sultan Of Brunei 'Broke'

The Sultan of Brunei, for years the world's richest man, is no longer 'loaded', but has fallen on hard times, and now "hasn't got a penny to scratch his arse with", it has been claimed.

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Funny story: City of Ventura, CA finding creative ways to make money*

City of Ventura, CA finding creative ways to make money*

(Could-Be-Anywhere, USA) - Officials with the city of Ventura, CA have found some remarkably creative ways to make money even in these desperate economic times. Christie Weird, Mayor of Ventura, claims that recent efforts to make money such as cha...

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Funny story: Top UK Clothing Chain Profits Down By 89%

Top UK Clothing Chain Profits Down By 89%

A top UK clothing retailer, has announced that its pre-tax profits are down 89% for the year ending April 2008, fuelling speculation that it may have to shed jobs throughout the organisation.

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Funny story: More bad news with the US Soul Crunch

More bad news with the US Soul Crunch

On behalf of the Anglican Church Banking group, the archangel Gabriel yesterday announced that he was writing off 95.6 million souls due to the US sub-prime soul crisis.

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Funny story: Sub-prime fiasco caused by Wall Street cocaine binge

Sub-prime fiasco caused by Wall Street cocaine binge

Off-the-Wall-St, New York - (Narcotic Mess): Forget the shrinks' feeble apologia about investment bankers' fluctuating testosterone and cortisol levels: DEA chiefs say a massive Wall Street cocaine binge has generated the sub-prime fiasco.

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Funny story: Credit Crunch widely derided as inferior to other cereals

Credit Crunch widely derided as inferior to other cereals

Financial markets have responded quickly to the poor performance of the Credit Crunch.

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Funny story: "Hope Now" Becomes "Hope-Less" as Distressed Homeowners Shafted

"Hope Now" Becomes "Hope-Less" as Distressed Homeowners Shafted

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Nearly 5,000 distressed homeowners call Hope Now, the White House-backed organization formed to help them, every day.

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Funny story: Global Subprime Mortgage Crisis

Global Subprime Mortgage Crisis

In a stunning interview that left the reporters stunned, and perhaps a little shocked and awed, today the head of the largest banking cartel in this solar system explained the recent collapse of our worldwide financial system.

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Funny story: Bank of England reduces collateral requirements

Bank of England reduces collateral requirements

The Governor of the Bank of England, Mervyn King, has announced that banks will be allowed to use a wider range of collateral to back loans from the central bank. Among the assets banks can now use are "vague insincere promises", "IOU...

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Funny story: Short Sellers Under Scrutiny

Short Sellers Under Scrutiny

LONDON - Financial regulators have launched a wide-ranging investigation into claims that some traders are simply too short to sell shares. Accusations have landed firmly on diminutive traders, mainly because they can't defend themselves by smac...

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Funny story: Crunch Time for Banks as Credit Trap Bites

Crunch Time for Banks as Credit Trap Bites

Just two weeks after the US Sub-Prime lending crisis almost caused the collapse of Northern Rock - when fellow Banks refused to lend to the beleaguered Mortgage Provider - has seen an incredible reversal in attitude...

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