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Funny story: White Christmas Dream Comes True after Flour Truck Overturns

White Christmas Dream Comes True after Flour Truck Overturns

A truck carrying sacks of flour overturned on the I-64 ramp as it exits onto I-65. It spilled its load onto the highway below, and the high winds that blew east south east served to spread the snowy white holiday cheer. Several lanes of traffic were...

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Funny story: Why is North Pole, Inc. Changing Their Business?

Why is North Pole, Inc. Changing Their Business?

Major events at North Pole, Inc. are driving speculation about stability at the company. Over the last week, the company has made layoff announcements, had visits from government and business leaders, and met with Sara Palin (see "Sara Palin Visits Santa Claus"). Last week, the stock price fell 8% on fears of that Santa Claus, CEO of North Pole, Inc, cannot do the belt-tightening needed to keep...

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Funny story: Group Seeks to Take Back Red and Green from Christmas

Group Seeks to Take Back Red and Green from Christmas

For at least one group of people, Christmas can't be over soon enough. No, this group isn't comprised of Scrooges or Grinches but advocates for the colors green and red who say it's time society take back these two colors from Christmas and restore...

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Funny story: Iowa Bans Two Children's Christmas Books

Iowa Bans Two Children's Christmas Books

DES MOINES - The Iowa State Senate has just voted to ban two children's Christmas books on the grounds that the are highly inappropriate for the youngsters of the great state of Iowa. Senator Claudette Cora Wonderwillow [R-Sioux City] informed the...

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Funny story: Great White Nutcracker Menaces U.S. Shore

Great White Nutcracker Menaces U.S. Shore

A Christmas nutcracker-the largest ever seen in the mid Atlantic-has been spotted patrolling beaches in several prime locations geared for tourists heading south during the winter holidays. Marine biologist Susan "Sugar Plum" Farley reports, "It'...

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Funny story: A Christmas Letter from Bono

A Christmas Letter from Bono

Dear All, Once again this year I have singlehandedly saved the world on many occasions. I was able to stop people being in poverty and get myself a nice new hat. I have also found the cure to AIDS, HIV and Cancer so I will be saving all of those people next year. I would like to thank my friends in the Irish and British governments who looked the other way when I put all my money through a D...

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Funny story: Megyn Kelly's Hometown of Syracuse, New York To Take Down Her Statue and Replace It With A Statue of Santa Claus

Megyn Kelly's Hometown of Syracuse, New York To Take Down Her Statue and Replace It With A Statue of Santa Claus

SYRACUSE, New York - The upstate New York city of Syracuse, which is the birthplace of FOX News reporter Megyn Kelly, has decided that due to Kelly's way out-of-line comments about the color of Santa Claus' skin it will be forced to take some action.

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Funny story: Megyn Kelly Says That Half of Santa's Elves Are Gay

Megyn Kelly Says That Half of Santa's Elves Are Gay

NEW YORK CITY - FOX News reporter Megyn Kelly not content with her pervious controversial comments has now stated that she knows for a fact that half of Santa's elves are gay. The 43-year-old reporter was asked by American Spotlight Magazine's Fit...

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Funny story: Twas the Night Before Congress (with apologies to Clement Moore)

Twas the Night Before Congress (with apologies to Clement Moore)

Twas the night before Congress, and all through the House Not a creature was stirring, except for some louse Who took down the stockings hung by the chimney with care In hopes that a square meal might soon be there. Poor children were nestled all snug in their beds While visions of breakfast danced in their heads. Their mom in her work clothes, and dad with no job Looked long at their chi...

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Funny story: Before His Death, Actor Peter O'Toole Admitted He Couldn't Face Another Christmas Watching Lawrence Of Arabia Repeats

Before His Death, Actor Peter O'Toole Admitted He Couldn't Face Another Christmas Watching Lawrence Of Arabia Repeats

LONDON, UK - Actor Peter O'Toole admitted that he'd go mad if he had to face another Christmas watching himself in Lawrence of Arabia. "Open presents, Christmas dinner, then sit down and find the only thing on tele is Lawrence of Arabia. What kin...

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Funny story: Mayor Rob Ford Exposed As Jamaican Rastafarian Drug Kingpin At City Hall Christmas Party

Mayor Rob Ford Exposed As Jamaican Rastafarian Drug Kingpin At City Hall Christmas Party

TORONTO, Canada - Rob Ford, Mayor of Toronto, was exposed by undercover detectives as a Jamaican drug kingpin who was thought to have died in a narc plane crash several years ago. The discovery was unhatched during a Christmas party at City Hall whic...

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Funny story: Walmart Removes All of Their Megyn Kelly Bobblehead Dolls From Their Shelves

Walmart Removes All of Their Megyn Kelly Bobblehead Dolls From Their Shelves

BENTONVILLE, Arkansas - Walmart, the largest retail chain in the entire world, has just made it known that it does not take kindly to anyone attacking the sanctity of Christmas or Santa Claus. Walmart spokeswoman Kimberley Silverlace stated that t...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says Megyn Kelly Makes Ebenezer Scrooge Seem Like Mother Teresa

Miley Cyrus Says Megyn Kelly Makes Ebenezer Scrooge Seem Like Mother Teresa

HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus has stated that FOX News reporter Megyn Kelly needs to grow a pair and apologize to the American people for making her ignorant remark about jolly old St. Nick being white. The former Hannah Montana star told Hollywood Innu...

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Funny story: Santa speaks from the North Pole prior to upcoming interview with FOX news

Santa speaks from the North Pole prior to upcoming interview with FOX news

Santa's residence at the North Pole was dry and sunny with scant snow and ice--a concern the reindeers might not get the sled off the ground smoothly--but Santa himself was maintaining a fierce grin under massive white beard. This interview prior...

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Funny story: The List of 10 Banned Christmas Toys

The List of 10 Banned Christmas Toys

Christmas is right around the corner and shoppers are scurrying around looking for that special gift for that special someone in their lives. Each year the top selling gift items are children's toys and this year is no different. For the past few years the Cheyenne, Wyoming-based toy research firm Toys Up The Chimney Researchers of America have provided a list of the 10 best selling toys.

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Funny story: Santa Laying Off 30% of US Elves on Shelves

Santa Laying Off 30% of US Elves on Shelves

North Pole, Inc. today announced drastic workforce reductions and re-alignment of strategic assets, following years of stagnant revenues. Analysts had expected spending cuts for several months but not this close to Christmas. The US Elf on a Shelf D...

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Funny story: President Obama Explains Why He Sent Kim Jong Un A Christmas Card

President Obama Explains Why He Sent Kim Jong Un A Christmas Card

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House is reporting that President Obama has sent the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un a Christmas card. According to President Obama's personal assistant, Traci Dixon, who actually saw the card, the Christmas card sh...

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