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Funny story: PrayPal apologizes to nudists

PrayPal apologizes to nudists

The Christian financial company PrayPal has apologized to nudists everywhere. PrayPal had barred anyone selling photos of naked people from using its services. "Naked images are ungodly," said its website. "All those Renaissance paintings of the...

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Funny story: National Union of Teachers call to offer faith class choice

National Union of Teachers call to offer faith class choice

Imams, rabbis and priests should be allowed to offer religious instruction to pupils in all state schools, teachers' leaders have said. Speaking on behalf of the union Ron Cake explained that the move would promote community cohesion in modern B...

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Funny story: DNA Evidence Conclusively Proves Jesus Not Gods Son

DNA Evidence Conclusively Proves Jesus Not Gods Son

In a further crushing blow to the credibility of the Christian Church, molecular biologists at the University of Adelaide, Australia have announced that DNA results prove conclusively that Jesus Christ could...

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Funny story: Recent Archaeological Discovery Has Catholic Church in Tremors

Recent Archaeological Discovery Has Catholic Church in Tremors

PHNOM PENH, CAMBODIA - Earlier this week, in Southern Cambodia, a team of attractive, racially diverse and sexually open-minded archaeologists uncovered an artifact with a crude carving of Christ depicted as a vampire. An inscription beneath the draw...

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Funny story: Pakistan prime ministerial candidate denies he is Christian

Pakistan prime ministerial candidate denies he is Christian

Jabil Bush Hussein is outraged. Despite repeated denials by the PDP (Pakistan Democratic Party) leader and candidate for prime minister, rumors that he is or once was a Christian continue to gather momentum.

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Funny story: HYPCRITES Go Green!

HYPCRITES Go Green!

HYPCRITES (Helping Your Prayers to Christ Receive Infinite Treasures Extended by our Saviour): Your Christian Conservative watchdog has received its marching orders from the Conservative Southern Baptist Convention. You may remember that the Southern Baptists split from the Baptist religious movement in order to defend the biblical and moral righteousness of involuntary human servitude. Well, we H...

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Funny story: Where's The Body?

Where's The Body?

Dawn was breaking across the area and last night's gale had dropped to a fairly light breeze - fairly light for this part of Galway in anyway. A Hiace van pulled pulled up and stopped in front of the small crowd of weary Christian Brothers that was gathering just outside Fettercrack. Brother Kraynodes (for it is he) stepped out of the Hiace, removed his wooly cap and surveyed the crowd before...

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Funny story: HYPCRITES: Your Conservative Christian Watch Dog

HYPCRITES: Your Conservative Christian Watch Dog

HYPCRITES (Helping Your Prayers to Christ Receive Infinite Treasures Extended by our Saviour): Your conservative Christian Watch Dog has been havin his eyes and snout on the goins' on in Del-a-ware.

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Funny story: Christianity Rejoices As Holy Bible Is Found To Contain 'At Least A Grain Of Truth'

Christianity Rejoices As Holy Bible Is Found To Contain 'At Least A Grain Of Truth'

Leaders of the Christian church were celebrating today after it was discovered that not all of what is written in the Holy Bible is absolute fantasy. An expert team who have been working on the Bible for years, have said that they have unearthed a...

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Funny story: Teeth?

Teeth?

As a proud American, I have tried to make my articles on TheSpoof.com family friendly and kind and gentle enough for even children to read before evening prayers. I am Jewish, but I have a Christian sensibility when it comes to our young people...the future of the world.

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Funny story: Church divided on Jesus

Church divided on Jesus

Twenty members of a new, forward-thinking Christian congregation may decide to disband since they can't agree on an acceptable name for their church, or even how to worship.

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Funny story: Christmas Abolished To Appease Islam

Christmas Abolished To Appease Islam

Christmas, that well-known Christian Festival to mark the birth of the Lord Jesus Christ, the Son of God, the one true God in Heaven, and not some stinking old bloke in a smock with tatty sandals, is...

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Funny story: Mike Huckabee: Perfecting the Art of Bible Thumping

Mike Huckabee: Perfecting the Art of Bible Thumping

BRIMSTONE, SOUTH CAROLINA - Hoping to prove that lemmings have nothing over most Americans, Presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee is working out all the kinks in his Bible thumping routine.

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Funny story: Church of England to Reinstitute Blood Sacrifice

Church of England to Reinstitute Blood Sacrifice

Canterbury -- The Most Reverend and Right Honourable Dr. Rowan Williams, Archbishop of Canterbury, is taking the Church of England in a bold new direction. "It is time," he said, "and I feel it is right that religious worship return t...

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Funny story: Muslim girl can wear headscarf during soccer game; FIFA bans Filipino Catholic extremists from wearing life-sized crucifixes on the field

Muslim girl can wear headscarf during soccer game; FIFA bans Filipino Catholic extremists from wearing life-sized crucifixes on the field

Manila, Philippines - Fifteen-year-old, Iman Khalil, won her appeal to United Soccer Association (USA) allowing her to wear a headdress, which is her custom as a Muslim. Meanwhile an extremist Catholic group from the Philippines that formed a soccer...

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Funny story: Christian Scientist Still Waiting For God To Fill Cavity

Christian Scientist Still Waiting For God To Fill Cavity

Harriet Pritchard, a devout Christian Scientist, is still waiting for God to relieve her painful tooth decay. Followers of Christian Science, a religious teaching founded by Mary Baker Eddy in the 19th century, believe that all disorders and illnesse...

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Funny story: Zen & The Art Of Internet Porn

Zen & The Art Of Internet Porn

DISCLAIMER: The following article discusses frankly an aspect of human sexuality, those not wishing those to expose themselves to such things, members of the Christian right, Muslim extremists, Larry Craig and Ted Haggard, are advised to read no further for fear of going blind.

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