A Tabby cat, Tribble, 7, has taken to conducting orchestras and is proving she is not a feline catastrophe. Tibby is not keen on Bark but chases Ratmaninov with great skill. Other favourites are Hyding with his Mouse Concerto a real favourite. Tib...
London, UK: After a number of complaints that Downing Street has become overrun with vermin, a big cat is to be brought in to remedy the situation. "We first started to see them around May of last year, skulking around in the shadows, but now they...
After many months of a "catless" existence in Nr 10 the UK PM decided to trot off to Battersea Dogs and Cats home to buy Larry the Cat, not Felix, Larry. The carers at Battersea advised PM Cameron about Larry and thought he would do a good job hun...
Larry, the Downing Street Cat, has caught a suspicious looking mouse on his first day of duty. The mouse is said to have been of a mechanical type made from wood and rabbit fur. It also contained a small tape recorder and a spy camera thought t...
London - (Meow Meow): A piercing scream from the nursery sent Samantha Cameron rushing upstairs this afternoon. Lying in her little cot distraught baby Florence was yelling blue murder as new arrival Larry the Cat sauntered gracefully from the roo...
London - (Paws 4 Thought): The fur is really flying today amid accusations the new No 10 pussy is yet another useless Tory fat cat. Worried vermin control operatives reckon the sumptuous centrally heated government HQ will soon see feline Larry s...
Susan Boyle's cat Pebbles has today started work for the Scottish Government as chief rat catcher for the West Lothian area. "We've had no end of problems with rats in the West Lothian area. The population seems to increase in early April, when th...
The new No 10 cat, engaged to deal with the rat problem at the address is worried about his image, sources close to the Prime Minister revealed today. 'Larry is not a lamb' explained Cameron's new Communications Officer 'but he is beginning to loo...
London - (Claw Enforcement): A cat named after a Spoof writer has been hired by the Prime Monster to deal with Downing Street rats. 'Gay' Larry the Cat has been given his orders to rid Whitehall of a notorious vermin, known locally as 'Nick Clegg'...
Social services launched a post lunchtime raid on a flat in Bethnal Green yesterday and discovered, to their horror that an evil cat was keeping seventy six pensioners in conditions of intolerable squalour. Initially, the cat refused to answer the...
Dear Mr Laughton, I refer back to a article what was printed in your magazine I think it was yesterday about an American business called "Connect-A-Cat". Straight away I shouted out. What I shouted out was "Dilys", what is my wife of these years. She came in holding a goat what she had been brushing down. We keep Dutch and Finnish Landrace. We used to of had a collection of the Toggenburgs b...
Booming feline friendship business Connect-A-Cat, founded in 1999 by Willimantic, Connecticut couple Herman and Eleanor Bellhousing, is set to cut its Connecticut connections, writes Business & Repetitive Sound Effects Editor, Allie T Ration. Connect-A-Cat was started in November 1999 after the Bellhousings befriended a stray Ginger Tom that had taken to sitting in their kitchen window and...
Christine Hemming, the redoubtable wife of Liberal Democrat M.P., John Hemming has pleaded not guilty to stealing the pussy of her husband's lover, Emily Cocks who is Hemming's favourite researcher. Cocks is the mother of a child with John Hemming...
In attempt to stave off worldwide pandemic, Cesar Milan will begin filming a public service announcement (PSA) warning of the dangers of getting too close to your pet. The PSA is in response to a recent report from the University of California,...
A cat named Sal has been called up for Jury service in Boston, USA. The owners of the cat have pleaded that the animal doesn't understand or speak English but a request to be excused jury service has been denied. This historic event is due to some...
Susan Boyle got a new pussy at the weekend. Apparently Pebbles is getting on a bit now and isn't as playful anymore so Susan went shopping for a wee friend for Pebbles and a livlier, younger pussy for herself. As some of the Subo fanatics were ca...
Due to the large amount of mail recieved by the Spoof Gazette, about Cat problems, today we publish this anonymous guide sent in by a reader. Cat User's Manual For all computer geeks out there! CAT v.6.1b: Completely Autonomous Tester, Manufactured by MOMCAT (Maker of Many CATs) User Installation & Maintenance Documentation Features: User Friendly Low Power CPU Self Portable...
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