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Funny story: GM Mandates Total Recall; Stops Production of Volt After Reports of Hundreds Frozen to Death in Snowbound Cars With Dead Batteries!

GM Mandates Total Recall; Stops Production of Volt After Reports of Hundreds Frozen to Death in Snowbound Cars With Dead Batteries!

There was a slight glitch in the President Obama's commitment to electric cars touted in his recent State of the Union address, as reports are coming in that hundreds of Hybrid car owners have been found frozen to death in massive traffic tie ups fr...

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Funny story: Mexico ambassador to London rattled by Top Gear's 'outrageous, vulgar and inexcusable insults'

Mexico ambassador to London rattled by Top Gear's 'outrageous, vulgar and inexcusable insults'

London - (Madre de Dios!): His Excellency Eduardo Medina-Mora Icazais is mightily pissed. A UK TV show's belittling of the legendary Mexican motor car industry has left him shouldering the nation's hurt. The 30 January broadcast carried some pr...

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Funny story: Ten Brand New State License Plate Slogans For 2011

Ten Brand New State License Plate Slogans For 2011

The United States Commission on State License Plate Slogan Approval has just released a list of ten states who have been granted permission to use brand new vehicle license plate slogans for 2011. States on the average change their license plate slogans about once every four years except for Arizona and Alaska. Arizona has kept their license plate slogan "Dammit - It's Hot!" for the past 27...

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Funny story: Are We There Yet? - How Much Longer?

Are We There Yet? - How Much Longer?

You've packed the car, cushions and pillows for the kids, snacks and drinks and sweets to suck. Everything's ready. All you need now is for the wife to be able to read the map for you and be your calming voice as you steer the ship. 'We need to...

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Funny story: Hawking Set For Indy 500

Hawking Set For Indy 500

Car fanatic Stephen Hawking is entering this years Indeanapolis 500 race.The world famous race, where racers tear around a racetrack for 500 laps has become a classic and is watched by fans all over the world. It's a high speed thrills and spills...

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Funny story: Woman Changes Political Beliefs After Reading Bumper Sticker

Woman Changes Political Beliefs After Reading Bumper Sticker

Seattle, WA - Judith Rutledge is no longer a Democrat. The forty year old has been a liberal her entire life. Everything changed this morning when she pulled up behind a pickup truck. The truck was littered with bumper stickers, including several...

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Funny story: Driving convertibles with tops down can damage your health

Driving convertibles with tops down can damage your health

Don't worry if you can't afford and expensive convertible. Recent research has discovered that riding in a convertible with the top down can damage your hearing. (This should come as no surprise, even if you do not have a PhD.) Most people who ca...

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Funny story: Chrysler Recalls 367k Mini-Vans After Beer Cans Cause 'Rattling Noise!"

Chrysler Recalls 367k Mini-Vans After Beer Cans Cause 'Rattling Noise!"

Chrysler was forced to recall almost 400,000 popular mini-vans after dealers reported customer complaints of body rattles discovered to be discarded empty beer cans stashed in wheel wheels, under the spare tire, and in headliners. The problems f...

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Funny story: Car owner unsure if vehicle will last the winter

Car owner unsure if vehicle will last the winter

The rattling in Jim Duncan's 1994 Pontiac is getting difficult to ignore. As winter quickly approaches, Duncan has been biting his nails at the thought of a major repair. "Any repair over $900 bucks ain't worth doing, so I don't know what they he...

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Funny story: Obama's Government Motors "Volt" Rolls into Showrooms; Taxpayers Get a Jolt in their Wallet!

Obama's Government Motors "Volt" Rolls into Showrooms; Taxpayers Get a Jolt in their Wallet!

The long awaited and heralded Obama Government Motors Chevy Volt managed to limp into Dealer showrooms today with customers avoiding them in droves as the real truth about the Green Grocery Getter Gets out! Costing the taxpayers $40,000 to build w...

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Funny story: 1000mph Bloodhound car to be superceded by Reliant

1000mph Bloodhound car to be superceded by Reliant

The 1000mph British Bloodhound car will need "bullet-proof wheels" when it tries to break the land speed record in 2012. The discs will be spinning faster than any wheel in automotive history; at top speed, the wheels will turn at about 10,200rpm,...

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Funny story: GM IPO Just Another Obama Shell Game to Cost Taxpayers!

GM IPO Just Another Obama Shell Game to Cost Taxpayers!

United Auto Union Workers celebrating the latest Ponzi scheme from deep in Michigan at their Black Lake Golf Course and Planning Center, announced that the upcoming GM IPO would help fund their Pensions for at least 6 more months! With Obama owni...

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Funny story: Hollywood running out of police cars

Hollywood running out of police cars

The American film industry is facing something of crisis. So many recent films have required scenes in which the American police showcase their poor driving skills by crashing into just about anything stationary or moving that they are running out of...

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Funny story: GM Volt: Obama's Edsel Proves More Hype than Hope!

GM Volt: Obama's Edsel Proves More Hype than Hope!

Government Motors (GM) and new CEO Barry Obama promised great things for the Chevy Volt including 232 miles per gallon (mpg), thousands of 'meaningful' green jobs, lowering of the Great Lakes, and the lifting of smog over Los Angeles. HE LIED! W...

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Funny story: Woman dies in freak accident while trying to defrost her car

Woman dies in freak accident while trying to defrost her car

A Rochdale woman died this morning while trying to defrost her car. In a bizarre sequence of events, Brenda Protheroe successfully removed herself from the human gene pool. Ms Protheroe walked out of her house to find her 15 year old Fiat Panda co...

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Funny story: With Driver's Ed Course Republican Leaders Hope to Avoid Slippery Slope

With Driver's Ed Course Republican Leaders Hope to Avoid Slippery Slope

Characterized in recent months as The Slurpee Sippers who idly watched as the economy slid down the proverbial ditch, Republican leaders have decided to fight back through education. Driver's Education, that is. Seven high ranking Republican...

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Funny story: First baby Aston Martin to be born in captivity.

First baby Aston Martin to be born in captivity.

The Cygnet, as a hatchling Aston Martin is known, is to be born at the Gaydon headquarters in Warwickshire, England. The process has been a long and tiring one, allegedly due to how difficult it is to get two old lumbering Aston Martins to mate, n...

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