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Funny story: Denver's Mile-High City Two Miles High on First Day of Marijuana Sales

Denver's Mile-High City Two Miles High on First Day of Marijuana Sales

There were lots of lines around some stores in Denver on the first day of legal pot sales and it's obvious that it's going to help this city's economy. Mayor: We need to set a good example here, citizens of Denver, Colorado! Let's show the rest of...

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Funny story: Uruguay To Become The World's First Nation To Legalize Marijuana

Uruguay To Become The World's First Nation To Legalize Marijuana

MONTEVIDEO, Uruguay - The little South American country nestled between Brazil and Argentina has just announced that it will be making the possession and use of marijuana legal. Uruguayan President Hernando de Hernandez said that there are several...

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Funny story: Cheech & Chong Are Moving To Colorado

Cheech & Chong Are Moving To Colorado

HOLLYWOOD - Comedians Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong took time out from filming on their latest movie Cheech & Chong: Growing And Selling Pot At The Old Folks Home to speak to Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo. She asked the duo if th...

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Funny story: Cheech & Chong - The Original Pot Heads Are Back

Cheech & Chong - The Original Pot Heads Are Back

HOLLYWOOD - Cheech Marin, 67, and Tommy Chong, 75, known as Cheech and Chong are reuniting for another marijuana movie 35 years after their first one Cheech and Chong: Up In Smoke came out in 1978. The title of their new film is Cheech and Chong:...

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Funny story: Willie Nelson and Miley Cyrus To Host Colorado's 1st Annual Miss Marijuana Beauty Pageant

Willie Nelson and Miley Cyrus To Host Colorado's 1st Annual Miss Marijuana Beauty Pageant

DENVER - The Rocky Mountain State has just announced that it will be hosting one of the best beauty pageants in the history of beauty pageants. Representatives with Colorado's 1st Annual Miss Marijuana Beauty Pageant have said that all of the page...

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Funny story: AARP Complains That Many Elderly Colorado Residents Are Getting High Just By Breathing The Marijuana In The Air

AARP Complains That Many Elderly Colorado Residents Are Getting High Just By Breathing The Marijuana In The Air

DENVER - The American Association of Retired Persons has filed a complaint with the state of Colorado. The complaint states that since the state voted to decriminalize marijuana the amount of people smoking pot has increased by 4,000 percent. A...

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Funny story: 'Michelle took my bong away years ago' wails Barack Obama

'Michelle took my bong away years ago' wails Barack Obama

Washington - The clean living, chillum eschewing Big Dude on Capitol Hill hasn't had so much a whiff of it since Thanksgiving 2007 if forensic memories are to be believed. Including this year's Martha's Vineyard vacation when some really cool weed...

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Funny story: Colorado Senator Wants To Make Marijuana The State's Official Plant

Colorado Senator Wants To Make Marijuana The State's Official Plant

DENVER - One of the most popular and youngest Colorado state senators, Shepherd A. Honeybeaker [D-Colorado Springs] has just made a proposal recommending that Colorado make marijuana the official state plant. Senator Honeybeaker who is only 28-yea...

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Funny story: The Marijuana State of Colorado Is Selling More Hostess Twinkies Than The Rest of The 49 States Combined

The Marijuana State of Colorado Is Selling More Hostess Twinkies Than The Rest of The 49 States Combined

DENVER - The distributing company for Hostess Twinkies has just announced that the Rocky Mountain state of Colorado sells more Twinkies than the rest of the 49 states combined. Ellen "Sugarlips" Mantanello, 29, a spokesperson for the snack food co...

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Funny story: Willie Nelson Purchases 10 Marijuana Shops in Denver

Willie Nelson Purchases 10 Marijuana Shops in Denver

AUSTIN - Country music icon Willie Nelson was recently interviewed by Cowbell Notes Music Magazine writer Chipper Caruso on his ranch located just outside of Austin, Texas. The 80-year-old country music artist said that he had just purchased 10 ma...

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Funny story: Governor declares state of emergency as Yosemite fire threatens weed harvest

Governor declares state of emergency as Yosemite fire threatens weed harvest

California - "It's every stoner's worst nightmare," a California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection worker said today as several thousand acres of medicinal grade Blue Bud marijuana remained under threat of destruction by wildfires raging nor...

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Funny story: The We Got Pot Bar & Grill Voted The Best In Washington State

The We Got Pot Bar & Grill Voted The Best In Washington State

WALLA WALLA, Washington - Ever since the two states of Colorado and Washington legalized the use of marijuana the tourism numbers have skyrocketed beyond belief. Many of the younger residents of the states are as excited as Chelsea Handler at an N...

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Funny story: Iowa May Legalize Marijuana

Iowa May Legalize Marijuana

DES MOINES - The state of Iowa is seriously considering the legalization of marijuana, or pot as Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, and Willie Nelson refer to it. A state senator who did not want his name revealed for safety reasons stated that it is no...

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Funny story: Heidi Fleiss: From Hollywood Madam To Pahrump Pot Princess

Heidi Fleiss: From Hollywood Madam To Pahrump Pot Princess

PAHRUMP, Nevada - The notorious Heidi Fleiss is back in the news and this time it is not for money laundering. The woman who became internationally known has gone from being the Hollywood Madam to the Pahrump Pot Princess. Hollywood Innuendo's...

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Funny story: Dr. Sanjay Gupta To Drive Snack Delivery Van Cross Country

Dr. Sanjay Gupta To Drive Snack Delivery Van Cross Country

Hot off the smoking release of his documentary "Weed", Dr. Sanjay Gupta from CNN has decided to hook up with some buds and see the country. The good doctor will drive a salty snack delivery van cross country for the remainder of the year "to spread t...

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Funny story: Massive hashish asteroid on Earth collision course around May 31st

Massive hashish asteroid on Earth collision course around May 31st

Space - "We think it's part of the same ancient comet that first brought cannabis to Planet Earth," a NASA sky watch source said today, "wiping out the dinosaurs in one massive bong hit." At 1.7 miles long the asteroid is apparently covered in a...

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Funny story: Potheads Demand Colorado Reduce Speed Limit To 30 MPH

Potheads Demand Colorado Reduce Speed Limit To 30 MPH

BILLINGSGATE POST - Now that marijuana is legal in Colorado, new problems have complicated things for the citizens living there. With much discussion concerning how to test drivers for driving too high, the debate was lifted to a higher level by pot...

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