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Funny story: Justin Bieber's Success Fuels New Talent Show: "Canada's Got Hair, EH?"

Justin Bieber's Success Fuels New Talent Show: "Canada's Got Hair, EH?"

In an attempt to capitalize on the outrageous world wide success of Canada's boy wonder, Justin Bieber, the Canadian Broadcasting System, (CBC) has launched a new talent search reality show "Canada's Got Hair, EH?" which has the audience screaming fo...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle has been invited to Canada by Spoof Writer Lady Godiva

Susan Boyle has been invited to Canada by Spoof Writer Lady Godiva

Lady Godiva has been a great fan of Susan Boyle ever since a friend emailed her he audition tape from the BGT auditions. Lady G. does not watch reality shows but was so blown away, as were thousands, if not millions, of others by Susan's remarkabl...

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Funny story: Canadian Man With Life-Like Looking Silicone Doll Arrested For Assault and Battery

Canadian Man With Life-Like Looking Silicone Doll Arrested For Assault and Battery

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - David Hockey a 57-year-old Canadian man recently vacationed down in sunny Mexico with one of his seven life-like looking silicone dolls named Bianca. Hockey, who says that his wife, who is a real biological woman, said tha...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Naked Pictures

Justin Bieber Naked Pictures

Canadian singer Justin Bieber - whose surname almost rhymes with Beaver, an aquatic mammal that builds dams and a euphemism for a woman's private parts - has some naked pictures that have been causing quite a stir. What happened was that Justin go...

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Funny story: Canadian government sentences Vancouver's rich, inhumane Chinese property owners protesting hospice, to Great White North 'Re-education labor camps'

Canadian government sentences Vancouver's rich, inhumane Chinese property owners protesting hospice, to Great White North 'Re-education labor camps'

Vancouver, Canada - As the world struggles with the lack of basic human-rights in China an unusual and surreal farce is unfolding in Vancouver, BC - home of the 2010 Olympics. There, dozens of rich Chinese residents of a posh UBC high rise building...

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Funny story: Canada Declares War on the United States

Canada Declares War on the United States

Ottawa Canada: Prime Minister Stephen Harper announced today that Canada has declared war on the United States. A full page ad was also placed in the New York Times. This startling declaration of war only applies to the states of Texas, Arizona, New...

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Funny story: Canadian FUX in 2011

Canadian FUX in 2011

Ottawa -- The Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission (CRTC) has approved an application by Canadian FUX Broadcasting Company to operate a television network in Canada. Majority shareholders, René Lecavalier and Danny Gallivan...

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Funny story: Canadian fast food fatties score massive hit on slim-line U Tube!

Canadian fast food fatties score massive hit on slim-line U Tube!

A trio of Canadian fatties have scored a massive, 'obese' hit on slim-line U Tube by presenting, baking and devouring an over 5000 calorie pizza topped with more junk food than McDonalds could dream of. "We don't give a damn," they claimed, "all w...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Pleads Innocent To Laser Tag Assault Charges

Justin Bieber Pleads Innocent To Laser Tag Assault Charges

RICHMOND, British Columbia, Canada - Justin Bieber has pleaded innocent to charges that he assaulted a 12-year-old boy during a game of laser tag at The Interplanetary Laser World Arcade. Bieber says that he was minding his own business when the b...

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Funny story: Baffled Canada Withdraws Bid For UN Chair

Baffled Canada Withdraws Bid For UN Chair

Canada's bid for a rotating seat on the United Nations Security Council has ended with a humiliating withdrawal. And in a statement to the world's media, a spokesman has revealed that the Canadian representives are baffled by the affair. "We ju...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Claims She Got Jock Itch from a French Canadian

Ann Coulter Claims She Got Jock Itch from a French Canadian

New York, NY - Forty eight year old right-wing - "blonde from head to toe" - commentator, author and syndicated columnist Ann Coulter, described, on the Sean Hannity Show, how she got jock itch while giving a speech in Montréal, Canada. Accordi...

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Funny story: Canadian judge overturns brothel ban

Canadian judge overturns brothel ban

The Ontario superior court has overturned a motion regarding the banning of brothels within the region following a counter motion submitted by three Canadian street girls. One of the women who bought the counter motion, Terri Bedwell had told the...

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Funny story: New Canadian 3D Speed Bump Outside Junior School Increases the Accident Rate but is a Massive hit with Kiddie-Fiddlers.

New Canadian 3D Speed Bump Outside Junior School Increases the Accident Rate but is a Massive hit with Kiddie-Fiddlers.

School Gates Clogged as Optical Illusion Draws Spectators from Miles Around. An elementary school in West Vancouver has caused a sensation after painting the illusion of a little girl chasing a ball in the middle of the street outside. The paintin...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Infuriates Canadian Officials!

Lady Gaga Infuriates Canadian Officials!

According to the latest from Lady Gaga, she has insulted the citizens of Edmonton, Canada and doesn't seem to be all that concerned about it, even though she has a concert coming up! Apparently, Lady Gaga used her Twitter.com page to share a photo...

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Funny story: Judge Rules Undocumented Canadian Immigrants Are Legal Because They Are Not Brown

Judge Rules Undocumented Canadian Immigrants Are Legal Because They Are Not Brown

A Federal Judge in Arizona ruled today that Canadians that enter the United States without proper documentation are not to be considered illegal aliens. The landmark case of Dion, Lavigne, Morissette et als. v. The United States, featured some fie...

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Funny story: Declassified documents reveal Canada plotting to "...separate Northern US states from the rest of Jesusland"

Declassified documents reveal Canada plotting to "...separate Northern US states from the rest of Jesusland"

While America has been busy abroad: dividing and splitting failing regimes, sleeping with dictators, bribing and praising anti-US military leaders and funding-arming 'good' terrorists - something unusual has been going on - albeit surreptitiously - n...

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Funny story: Canada Places New Restrictions on Use of "eh?"

Canada Places New Restrictions on Use of "eh?"

Canada's Culture Minister Kevin Krueger today announced that Canadians will no longer be allowed to use the expression "eh?" with abandon: "I believe that this linguistic identifier places Canadians at a disadvantage in the English-speaking world, eh...

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