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Funny story: I'm Going, Going Away, Away From Cali, Cali

I'm Going, Going Away, Away From Cali, Cali

A judge in California has come up with a novel approach to dealing with the state's overcrowded penal system. Justice Anthony Kennedy is to sign papers that will release 143,000 prisoners back on to the streets and in to the community. In a speech...

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Funny story: In A Political Marital Shocker - Former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and His Wife Maria Shriver Are Calling It Quits

In A Political Marital Shocker - Former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and His Wife Maria Shriver Are Calling It Quits

SACRAMENTO, California -After being married for 25 years it appears that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver's marriage has hit the rocks. The couple started off with one strike against them when they married on April 26, 1986, due to the fact...

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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger says he "won't be back"

Arnold Schwarzenegger says he "won't be back"

Bodybuilder-turned-actor-turned-governor-turned-unemployment-claimant Arnold Schwarzenegger has terminated marriage to his wife, Maria Shriver. Speaking to the press today, he said that he had no intention of being a barbarian about the terminatio...

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Funny story: OMG! What if a tsunami dumps Bin Laden's remains on Catalina??

OMG! What if a tsunami dumps Bin Laden's remains on Catalina??

Los Angeles - "Relax, guys, it was a lead-lined coffin!" the Santa Catalina police chief commented today amid reports of Osama Bin Laden's marine burial. Apparently CIA morticians buried the butcher with half a ton of semtex in a deep-sea send off...

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Funny story: Climate Change Will Affect Rivers

Climate Change Will Affect Rivers

Climate change experts have warned that increased temperatures in the next few years will seriously impact on American comedienne Joan Rivers. The outrageous entertainer, who has been receiving cosmetic surgery since 1963, recently moved to Califo...

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Funny story: Prince William And Kate Will Make Their Home In Malibu, California

Prince William And Kate Will Make Their Home In Malibu, California

Malibu, CA - The royal newlyweds have just purchased a 20 room beachside home in California where they will live and raise their family, far from the cold, damp weather of England which they both despise. Prince William explained. "I hate drafts,...

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Funny story: California Lawmakers Arrive in Texas to Learn how the Good ol Boys do Business

California Lawmakers Arrive in Texas to Learn how the Good ol Boys do Business

For the past two days, lawmakers from California met with a delegation from Texas in order to discuss how great Texas is at creating jobs. The Texas group showed them a 299 page power point presentation documenting all the various ways to entice bus...

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Funny story: Cross burning in California

Cross burning in California

A black man stole an 11-foot cross from the Saint John's Lutheran Christian Church and set it on fire next to the home of a black family as a prank. He was upset with a 19-year-old woman who lives at the home because she had turned down his sexual ad...

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Funny story: Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene Throw In The Towel

Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene Throw In The Towel

VENICE BEACH - Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene, who had been a couple since June of last year have reportedly called it quits. The couple was recently seen relaxing down at Venice Beach and an unnamed beach goer stated to a reporter for Bedroom Pillow...

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Funny story: Jack LaLanne's body "will be juiced" states wife

Jack LaLanne's body "will be juiced" states wife

A decision has finally been made on how to dispose of the body of fitness guru Jack LaLanne following his death in January. Two months on, and after complaints from the mortuary that the ageing corpse was beginning to "reek of rotten apples", Jac...

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Funny story: Complaints Pour in Over Earthquake Early Detection Kits Sold in California

Complaints Pour in Over Earthquake Early Detection Kits Sold in California

The California Attorney General's Office is being flooded with complaints from consumers regarding a new earthquake detection kit being sold in various discount stores and on the internet. The kit, which goes by the name of "Quake Awake" is marke...

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Funny story: Great White Sharks Ride Tsunami Up Colorado River; Eat 14 Illegals Outside of Yuma!

Great White Sharks Ride Tsunami Up Colorado River; Eat 14 Illegals Outside of Yuma!

The Tsunami that hit California brought with it several unintended consequences as Marine Border Patrol reports are coming in of Great White Sharks having surfed their way up the Colorado River snacking on several illegal immigrants attempting to flo...

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Funny story: Medical Marijuana Dispensaries Swamped as California Prepares for Tsunami!

Medical Marijuana Dispensaries Swamped as California Prepares for Tsunami!

Lines formed around the block in San Francisco at the city's marijuana distribution points as citizens prepared for emergency conditions following an 8.9 earthquake in Japan and a Tsunami warning extending from the California coast up to Washington...

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Funny story: Gas $4.00 In California: Obama Sez "Qu'ils mangent de la pond scum"

Gas $4.00 In California: Obama Sez "Qu'ils mangent de la pond scum"

Like Marie Antoinette, Barack Obama showed his disdain for the plight of the common man today by dismissing any thought he might have of making the USA less vulnerable to rising oil prices by opening up drilling in Alaska and in the Gulf. When ask...

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Funny story: 'Napa Valley Red' is Homebrew from Luton

'Napa Valley Red' is Homebrew from Luton

A Luton man has been accused of misrepresentation of a wine he sells to local businesses. His wine is called Napa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon Red and comes in nice Californian-style bottles. The labels show a huge vineyard shimmering in blazing sunsh...

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Funny story: Ex-Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger Threatens To Return To Acting (Or Let's Make That 'Making Movies')

Ex-Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger Threatens To Return To Acting (Or Let's Make That 'Making Movies')

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The former governor of the great earthquake state of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger has told his agent that he is itching to return to making movies, which is his third love behind looking at his biceps and kissing his semi-prett...

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Funny story: California Outlaws Masturbation and Pornography; Open Revolt Against Constitution

California Outlaws Masturbation and Pornography; Open Revolt Against Constitution

SACRAMENTO, Calif.-In a move that shocked and angered most people, the current governor of the state of California, generally called the "Republic of California" according it's flag, has ordered the criminalization of masturbation. In a very close...

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