London - The old adage about a nude portrait's nipples 'following you around the room' was sorely tested today with the unveiling of a 17th century painting of Charles II's favorite trollop. Nell Gwyn's stonking 32FF knockers had lain dormant for...
BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL: Women tired of panting TSA agents groping their private parts have taken to having their boobs de-augmented in an effort to regain control of their bodies. In the past decade it has been estimated that more than 20 million w...
When we go in for a check-up, we want to know what we can do to prevent high dental costs. Sure, we always hate to hear that we should floss more, but we want total honesty from our dentist. Or do we? Frankly, there are things that your dentist wants to keep to himself. Here's a list of the top three: 1) He's a boob man. He likes big boobs, small boobs, and medium ones, too. 2) He's a...
London - A hideously expensive plunging black top showcased Nicola Blackwood's rounded, bronzed pair, ever-so-slightly concealed by tousled peroxide locks. "Is she shagging him or Osborne?" was Members' most FAQ today after the surprise bosomy per...
Imogen Thomas best known for her naughty romps with a certain Welsh Wizard and something called Big Brother (the bigger the better) has bared everything in a swimming pool and once they were let loose, they nearly caused a tsunami. She was photo-s...
Women's Topless Day in America has caused quite a "hoot" because it is forbidden for women to show their nipples off in public in the natural form. Many bare chested women are demanding equal rights and want to do what many males do on hot summ...
Pamela Anderson has modelled her latest collection of very sexy undies herself and astonished the world because her boobs and bum are those of a 22 year-old and she's just turned 44! Pam has had a pretty raunchy life ever since she left the Baywat...
Louise Minchin (or Louise Mingeking as she is known by many) has been approached by many of the wives of the rich and famous, for fashion advice. Many say they have often been approached - prior to interviews - regarding their mode of dress, espec...
MANCHESTER - An unemployed poet named Chippington Vexhill, 66, informed his grandmother Dulcinea Vexhill, 102, that as he was reading his copy of The Manchester Morning Manc he suddenly looked down at his plate and got a bit of a fright. Vexhill said that he had to do a double take, ala Benny Hill, as right there in the middle of his blueberry crumpet he clearly saw an image of one of Pippa Mid...
Though there were others in the late 1800's who invented the vulcanized rubber that could erase a lead pencil mark, it was Boris Tadeth, tire design engineer and frequent patron of the Kit Kat Club in New Jersey, who created the round, pink pencil er...
During the past three weeks, twenty-seven women in Southern Ontario were rushed to hospital because their breasts exploded without warning. Scientists, mystified by this, interviewed all twenty-seven women and Dr. Ivan R. Don, who 'headed' the enq...
A US stripper called Chelsea (no relation to the footie club who "boobed" it against United) has the biggest boobs on the planet and they even weigh more than that fab stick insect called Victoria Beckham. She paraded them on the morning TV show w...
Spoof Writer Lady Godiva recently confessed that she has an absolute dislike for the word 'tits'. She can say, arse, fart, penis and other stuff but hates saying 'tits'. This came to her notice (she hadn't thought about it before) when she accepted the role of 'Mavis', the lead in a local amateur production of the stage play, "Steppin' Out". Lady G. worked hard to teach the non-tap dancing...
NEW YORK CITY - Jennifer Aniston looked stunning as she appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight. Aniston told Morgan that she is presently writing her autobiography which is tentatively titled The Damn Good Reasons Why I Can Get Guys But I Just Can't See...
A record number of new legal highs were reported across Europe by Ian Mackaskill, Europe's new drug monitor. Mackaskill was a surprise choice considering his inability to predict whether it was going to rain or not. However, he is said to take his...
Miami, Florida - Misogyny, Inc, an independent research company, has released an extensive study which proves that there is a direct correlation between a woman's breast size and her workplace efficiency. The study clearly shows that a 38DD br...
The Mayo Cllinic has released the results of a five year study on the effects of Viagra tablets on women. The study verified the effects to the body of women who took the drug orally, not of women whose male partners took the drug. The study was fund...
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