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Funny story: New Bible uncovered - could outsell Harry Potter

New Bible uncovered - could outsell Harry Potter

A church jumble sale revealed a first edition copy of the bible, it was discovered today.

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Funny story: The Truth Behind the New Testament

The Truth Behind the New Testament

Inquiring minds throughout history have wanted to know if the Bible is the Word of God.

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Funny story: The Last Temptation of Paris Hilton

The Last Temptation of Paris Hilton

In a candid interview, with the Financial Times, of London, Paris Hilton revealed that in prison she suffered a traumatic moral breakdown and that she was only able to recover, thanks to a complete biblical make over.

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Funny story: Guidelines for the Pastoral Care of the Road

Guidelines for the Pastoral Care of the Road

VATICAN CITY, Rome - The Vatican has issued a translation from the Latin, to the Italian, to the English, of the document from the Pontifical Council for Migrants and Travelers, titled "Guidelines for the Pastoral Care of the Ro...

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Funny story: Adam and Eve? NO! Adam and Steve

Adam and Eve? NO! Adam and Steve

A recent report from the Institute of Historical and Bibliographical Studies (I.H.B.S) has found that Eve never existed. Scientist Robert Van Vinkel has been able to develop a DNA sequence from protons and neutrons obtained from original toilet paper...

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Funny story: Doctors in Bible Belt deny teens new birth control

Doctors in Bible Belt deny teens new birth control

Physicians in several so-called Bible Belt states are under fire for refusing to allow teenage girls access to recently developed birth control methods.

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Funny story: The Lion's Den Quarell

The Lion's Den Quarell

Source: KJV Bible Daniel 6...

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Funny story: Bush Administration Bible Blunder

Bush Administration Bible Blunder

Sources within the Bush administration speaking on condition of anonymity, revealed today that a Bible presented to The President on 9/12/2001 by the US Department of Faith was i...

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Funny story: Bush Administration Bible Blunder

Bush Administration Bible Blunder

Sources within the Bush administration speaking on condition of anonymity, revealed today that a Bible presented to The President on 9/12/2001 by the US Department of Faith Department of Faith Mission Statement was in fact one of several misprints slated for disposal. The Bible is reported to have contained only The Old...

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Funny story: The Old Bible to Be Replaced with TheSpoof 2.0

The Old Bible to Be Replaced with TheSpoof 2.0

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - God announced that The Holy Bible is about to be replaced with TheSpoof 2.0.

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Funny story: Bush Renounces the Bible

Bush Renounces the Bible

Due to disappointing results from the war in Iraq, President Bush said that he will no longer use the Bible to guide his foreign policy.

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Funny story: Missing Gospel from New Testament Found

Missing Gospel from New Testament Found

Archaeologists digging through the recently discovered Tomb of Jesus have uncovered the missing "Gospel According to Fred". The missing Gospel will be included in some versions of the New`Testament joining with the Gospels of John, Luke, M...

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Funny story: What does the Bible really mean to so-called religious people

What does the Bible really mean to so-called religious people

THE HOLY BIBLE- MANUAL OR BOOK OF "JUST STUFF"...

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Funny story: Christian Fundies attack Scientific Roundies

Christian Fundies attack Scientific Roundies

In an effort to apply biblical science to their belief system, Fundamentalists are insisting that the world is flat (just as maps have shown it practically forever) and globes should be banned as sacrilegious blasphemies (good name for a devil music...

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Funny story: Mysterious last page of Bible found

Mysterious last page of Bible found

Cairo - Among the winding alleyways of Cairo's medieval old town, nestled between the coffee shops and spice stalls, sits the small souvenier shop of Mr Ali Mahmoud.

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Funny story: Vatican to open luxury brothels

Vatican to open luxury brothels

Rome - Astonishing news from Vatican city today, as Monsignor Alphonse Di Vachi, head of a papal commission, looking into ways for the Vatican to maximise falling profits, startled believers and atheists alike when he announced that his new report wo...

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Funny story: John 3 :16 Turns Out to Be "Drtytawk"

John 3 :16 Turns Out to Be "Drtytawk"

We have all seen the end zone signs and endless other camera grabbing locations when a supposed true believer hoists a banner proselytizing millions of sports fans with what appeared to be a New Testament verse from the Fourth Gospel promulgating God...

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