WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama will make his seventh and final State of the Union (SOTU) address on Tuesday, January 12 at 9 p.m. ET. Instead of holding a traditional address before the Joint session of Congress, he will be performing at the Li...
Abe the Turkey, has rejected the president's yearly tradition of pardoning a turkey every thanksgiving. Reading from a prepared statement, Abe's attorney's Lorenzo De Pavo, explained that his client has no reason to accept a pardon because that woul...
The White House announced this morning that President Barack Obama has dispatched Moose, the gaseous hero dog to ISIS strongholds in Syria. "It is time," Obama said in a prepared statement, "to once again use the ultimate weapon. It is not a decisio...
WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Hussein Obama announced today that he has authorized 25,000 troops to be deployed to 26 of the United States to enforce his decision to allow Syrian refugees to infiltrate the United States. White House Spokesman,...
BILLINGSGATE POST: In his first assignment with FAUX NEWS, Wile E Coyote, posing as a candidate for a Masters Degree in Political Science, hacked into Columbia University's application site and discovered that a student, who identified himself as Ch...
ANTALYA, Turkey - President Barack Obama pledged Sunday to redouble U.S. efforts to eliminate the Islamic State group and end the Syrian civil war that has fueled its rise, denouncing the extremist group's horrifying terror spree in Paris as "an atta...
WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama rejected a presidential permit Friday for the controversial Keystone XL pipeline, citing concerns about its impact on the climate. Immediately following the rejection, Mr Obama issued an executive order, mandating the...
WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama now faces probably his toughest dining-room challenge since passage of mashed potatoes in 2009 - persuading Malia and/or Michelle to pass the fried chicken (KFC). Both Malia and Michelle plan to block the passage...
WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama issued an executive order today, renaming the two major political parties in the United States of America. The Democratic party shall be referred to as "The Supreme Democratic Party", while the Republican party sha...
WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama announced today that a new Executive Order has been issued, requiring that former convicts be hired for all federal government jobs. President Obama unveiled the plan on a visit to a treatment center in New Jersey,...
Sources have now drilled down into origins of this new development as not coming from Vladimir Putin, who states, "Partners should see it through." It comes from a specialized group in touch with both the Assad and ISIS regimes. The nature of thi...
Obama and other world leaders were sitting around the UN private lounge contemplating what to do about the Syrian crisis that was disturbing all of the Mideast and Europe. Depression had set in due to the difficulties that had arisen over the situation that seemed to escalate no matter what their efforts were. And it all was basically because of one man- Bashar al-Assad, the dictator of Syria.
WASHINGTON, DC - When President Barack Hussein Obama spoke at the United Nations Monday, he begged for cooperation with North Korea, Iran and Russia in an effort to end the Syrian civil war that has left the Middle East in ruin. Given the difficul...
DURHAM, N.H. - 2015 Hillary Clinton blasted 2008 Hillary Clinton this afternoon for originating the rumor that President Obama is a Muslim. "She knew or she should have known that suggesting that our Supreme Leader, Barack Hussein Obama, was a Mus...
Donald Trump supporters, and other political groups with negative IQ's, have been stunned this morning by admissions from Trump's camp that he has a multi-cultural background. Spokesman for Trump, Elmo Goebbels made the announcement from Trump's...
WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama unveiled a plan to make federal agencies deliver services that Americans may not want or desire. Obama's executive order formally established the White House's Social and Behavioral Sciences Team and tasked agencie...
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