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Funny story: Tony Randall on Elton John's fatherhood: "Elton started young!"

Tony Randall on Elton John's fatherhood: "Elton started young!"

In a rare statement issued from the afterlife, actor Tony Randall dismissed concerns that Elton John is too old to be a new father. "Too old? Ridiculous," said Randall, who died in 2004 at the age of 84. "Why, I was more than ten years older tha...

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Funny story: Autumn's winter baby puts spring in step of Royal Glums.

Autumn's winter baby puts spring in step of Royal Glums.

[INSIDE THE BIRTHING ROOM - BUCKINGHAM PALACE] Phew! That was almost the year that was. After the bad-hat fiasco would there be anything that could put a smile on the Royal Glums? Well thanks to the colonies - C-eh-N-eh-D-eh to be exact, QE2...

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Funny story: Queen is great-grandma

Queen is great-grandma

The Queen becomes a great-grandmother as Peter Phillips' wife Autumn has a baby daughter Yes, our dear Queen is a great-grandmother and, although delighted, she does say that she is now beginning to 'feel her age' however she assures us she still...

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Funny story: Camilla wants to have a baby too now

Camilla wants to have a baby too now

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, has secretly been undergoing IVF treatment in a Milanese clinic. She is 63. Her first treatment at the clinic of Dr. Gianni Innamorato was at the beginning of November. She had flown to Milan accompanied only by a fe...

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Funny story: A Woman In Wales Gives Birth To A Baby Girl Weighing An Amazing 87 Pounds!

A Woman In Wales Gives Birth To A Baby Girl Weighing An Amazing 87 Pounds!

SWANSEA, Wales - According to an article which appeared in The Swansea Daily Divulger newspaper, doctors at The Mrs. Dylan Thomas Hospital in Swansea have just announced that they delivered what is believed to be the biggest baby ever born in the wor...

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Funny story: Sir Elton John In Fury Over Fatherhood 'Piss Takers'

Sir Elton John In Fury Over Fatherhood 'Piss Takers'

Sir Elton John is apparently furious that certain sections of the public at large aren't quite as ecstatic as he is over his surrogate fatherhood of a Christmas baby at the ripe old age of 63. When universal adulation wasn't quite as gushingly syc...

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Funny story: Elton John has gay pride and joy at last

Elton John has gay pride and joy at last

Elton John and his partner David Furnish have at last agreed to have a baby, after years of agonising. "The problem was," says Elton," we considered there were far too many backward children in the world without producing another." However in...

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Funny story: Is Katy Perry Pregnant?

Is Katy Perry Pregnant?

Rumours are rife across the internet that Katy Perry is pregnant, and due to give birth to Russell Brand's child sometime in June 2011, however the couple strongly deny the rumour. A close friend of the Brands has revealed that the rumours are tru...

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Funny story: Pink Picks Baby Names from Irish Whiskey Labels

Pink Picks Baby Names from Irish Whiskey Labels

Following her recent pregnancy announcement on the daytime talk show television circuit, power entertainer and songstress, Pink admits looking to Irish Whiskey brands for inspiration on baby names. Along with hubby and offroad motorcycle racing pr...

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Funny story: Campello Baby Born With Size 15 feet!

Campello Baby Born With Size 15 feet!

One of Campello's newest residents, 6-week-old Jose-Maria Opena-Canatuna is a remarkable baby. For Jose was born with size 15 feet. Naturally, this caused some problems with his birth. In fact, his mother Ima Veriungri Opena-Canatuna was in labour...

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Funny story: Mariah Carey Pregnant with Baby Girl

Mariah Carey Pregnant with Baby Girl

While Carey's partner Nick Cannon reportedly hoped to pack enough firepower in his love muscle to create a boy, the stronger swimmers in the Carey canal were in fact female. Though ten years younger than Carey and supposedly the man of the house,...

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Funny story: Beyonce's Having A Baby!

Beyonce's Having A Baby!

Breaking news - if reports are to be believed, Beyonce, of 'Single Ladies' fame is apparently expecting a delivery by the stork and eagerly anticipating the patter of tiny feet. The singer, and husband Jay-Z are said to be delighted by the news, b...

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Funny story: Light Drinking no Risk to Baby say Researchers

Light Drinking no Risk to Baby say Researchers

Drinking does not raise the risk of developmental problems for babies, a study has suggested. A study of more than 11,000 babies under two years old, published in the Journal of Epidemiology and Community Health found no evidence of harm. The s...

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Funny story: Jamie Oliver Almost Cooks Baby

Jamie Oliver Almost Cooks Baby

A distaster was narrowly avoided at the Oliver household after chef, Jamie, almost cooked his newborn baby by mistake. "I thought he was a f***ing pizza!" Said Jamie Oliver, 35, he continued; "I've hardly got any sleep recently and I haven't been...

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Funny story: Abbey Clancy And Peter Crouch Having A Baby - "I Don't Believe It!" Says Victor Mildew

Abbey Clancy And Peter Crouch Having A Baby - "I Don't Believe It!" Says Victor Mildew

There was one person who didn't greet the news that WAG extraordinaire, Abbey Clancy, and vertically unchallenged whoremongering Tottenham and England striker, Peter Crouch are to have a baby, with the traditional 'Aaaah! Bless!' Victor Mildew, of...

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Funny story: Smoking Baby Has Kicked The Habit!

Smoking Baby Has Kicked The Habit!

SUMATRA, INDONESIA - No, the baby hasn't kicked the nicotine habit, but he has stopped using intravenous drugs. Two-year-old Ardi Rizal, who smoked two packs of cigarettes a day, has broken his heroin addition, the Sumatra Daily News reported Thur...

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Funny story: David & Samantha Cameron Give Birth to Baby Thatcher

David & Samantha Cameron Give Birth to Baby Thatcher

Prime Minister David Cameron has said he and his wife Samantha Cameron are "absolutely thrilled" that their fourth child, a Thatcher, has been born during their holiday in Truro. Conservative chiefs have been masterminding a secret eugenics progra...

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