Budget airline EasyJetters have announced that they are being forced into taking what they describe as the "right commercial decisions" in the light of the 25% increase in landing charges at Luton Airport over the past three years. In what are lik...
Toledo, OH - An upstart American discount charter carrier, Jet Airways, is ready to offer its customers standing room in the luggage compartments of it's Boeing 737 aircraft for an incredibly low price of $19.99 US return. Said company media rep,...
Reminiscent of the rising fuel costs and the seizing of the credit markets in 2008, coupled with the stock market plunge of early 2009, airlines have been faced with many difficult financial issues. The recession that began in early 2008 has clearly...
(Washington, D.C.) The U.S. economy shrank to a 5.7 percent annual pace in the first quarter of 2009, ending its worst drop in five decades due to declines in housing, inventories and business investments. However, a ray of hope, the White House Gene...
Miami, Florida - It is a novel idea. Promising plenty of "Four-legged" room for the family pet, but it has everyone who has experienced first-hand the stress and all too often the trauma of losing an animal to the airline industry, asking: "What's th...
Following on from the news that Irish budget airline Tryandair plans to charge customers a pound for use of the on board toilet (50p if you use the outside toilet), Chief Executive Paddy Whaque has announced a new range of charges to make him even ri...
PHOENIX, Arizona - Sou'wester Airline spokesperson, Michele Brewster, reported today that the airline will offer a special LA beer to all passengers at no charge - and no limit. Drinks will be offered from the time the plane door closes to the tim...
'Low' cost airline Bryanair is to start charging customers for oxygen. The firm's abrasive chief Paddy O'Leary told reporters Bryanair's plans to "cut fares down to pence" would come with passengers forced to pay for traditionally free services.
Europe's largest budget airline, might start charging passengers for using the toilet while flying, it was announced on Friday. "One thing we have looked at in the past and are looking at again is the possibility of maybe putting a coin slot on t...
A budget airline is considering charging for the use of the toilets on its flights. Ryanair has said that it may introduce a £1 charge for using the in-flight toilets. They say this will be a standing charge and it will be £2 if you want to be se...
Economy airline Brianair is today counting the cost of its plans to charge passengers to use the toilet on board. The plan-£1 for a piss and £5 for a shit-proved extremely unpopular. Billy Nomates spoke of his shock "I always travel with them bec...
Brianair, the cheap airline, is considering further cost-cutting measures to keep their business running quite literally on a shoestring budget. One of the measures being considered is to give passengers an oxygen tank each and to charge them for...
Airline travelers might want to begin taking deeper breaths during their flights, because next week, the term "paying through the nose" will take on greater meaning. Citing cutbacks and recessionary conditions, the major airlines have decided to take...
Scientists, and researchers around the world are always finding novel ways to use parts from the human body, either when we die, or having surgery to repair the anatomy. Even umbilical cords from babies are being used in science's struggle to improve...
A boat has landed on the runway of New York's JFK airport, not far from the Hudson River. All passengers are said to have survived. The boat had just taken off from its mooring in the river and was trying to turn back after hitting a fish, but the...
A US Airways Airbus A320 airliner with 155 people aboard which crashed into the Hudson River in New York City, did so because one of its passengers was massively overweight. The flight, which had just left LaGuardia Airport was destined for Charlo...
British Airlines, the world's least favourite airline, is exploring the possibility of a merger with the Arab terrorist, Abu 'Curfew' Qatada, TheSpoof.com misunderstands. BA, who had earlier rejected an approach for a similar arrangement from Anti...
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