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Funny story: Dems Dump Obama, Resurrect FDR

Dems Dump Obama, Resurrect FDR

In swift response to President Bush's cancellation of the November elections, the Democratic National Committee made this stunning announcement just moments ago. DNC Chairwoman Pardy Hack addressed the nation with the amazing news that the Democrats...

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Funny story: Bush Cancels Election, Declares State of Emergency

Bush Cancels Election, Declares State of Emergency

President George W. Bush shocked the nation today by cancelling the previously scheduled November general election. President Bush made his announcement in a hastily arranged and nationally televised address to the American people broadcast live from...

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Funny story: GoVernment says dOn'T votE

GoVernment says dOn'T votE

Very angry prOtestors appeared ouTsidE the MajestiC cApItol buIldiNg TODAY in washington dc to protest against rising oil prices. obserVers called the Odd event '...a specTacle of public pridE...' another went as far as to say '...My son Could be...

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Funny story: Giddy-Up Poll Shows McCain Ahead

Giddy-Up Poll Shows McCain Ahead

The latest Giddy-Up poll shows that GOP candidate John McCain currently leads Democratic candidate Barack Obama by three percentage points (53% to 50%). When a Giddy-Up representative was told that 53% and 50% added up to 103%, and just exactly h...

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Funny story: European & Al Queda Polls Favour Obama as Next US President: Both Seek a "Weaker" United States

European & Al Queda Polls Favour Obama as Next US President: Both Seek a "Weaker" United States

(Strasbourg) Recent polls conducted in several European capital cities and across the Middle East have indicated both Europeans and Al Queda supporters alike would prefer Barack Obama to John McCain as the next US President. While these polls indicat...

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Funny story: American Public decide not to vote for new President

American Public decide not to vote for new President

In a shock move, many millions of Americans have decided not to vote for a new president. Mr Um Bongo, from Minnesota said: 'We voted last time, look what we got. I don't know anyone who voted for the President, and we were still stuck with him. N...

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Funny story: McCain: Palin is also 'Greatest Mother Ever'

McCain: Palin is also 'Greatest Mother Ever'

Days after announcing on 'The View' that Sara Palin was the "greatest vice presidential candidate in the history of the United States," John McCain further extolled his running mate by claiming she is also "the greatest mother in the history of the w...

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Funny story: Controversy Over Felons' Right to Vote Dwarfed by Bigger Question

Controversy Over Felons' Right to Vote Dwarfed by Bigger Question

Some states allow imprisoned felons to vote, others only parolees, some only probationnaires and then there are those that make you pay your full debt to society. In two states, Kentucky and Virginia, you are never allowed to vote again, but a bi...

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Funny story: Joe Biden: Wiki Vice-President?

Joe Biden: Wiki Vice-President?

Democratic vice-presidential nominee Joseph Biden will develop the first wiki in Observatory Circle. Following on Al Gore's technological innovations as VP in the late 1990s, Biden will use a wiki to improve on the work of assisting the President.

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Funny story: Secret memo reveals Obama plans to dump Biden for Hillary - Hillaristas ecstatic!

Secret memo reveals Obama plans to dump Biden for Hillary - Hillaristas ecstatic!

Word is out that the Obama campaign's secret polling has revealed the predictable - An Obama-Hillary ticket would result in an absolute landslide for the Dems in November - whereas an Obama-Biden run would result in the biggest loss since 1960. La...

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Funny story: Matt Damon backs Matt Damon for President

Matt Damon backs Matt Damon for President

"Matt Damon is voting for Matt Damon because Matt Damon knows who Matt Damon is." With those words, actor Matt Damon launched his presidential campaign. Damon, considered by many to be not only the world's finest actor, but also its greatest polit...

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Funny story: Presidential candidate McCain reveals new vote winner

Presidential candidate McCain reveals new vote winner

Senator John McCain received a huge pre election boost when it was revealed that his latest line of oven chips were the healthiest yet. "The fat content is at an all time low and even the packaging is bio-degradeble" said Senator McCain."I am also...

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Funny story: McCain Talks Tough on Hurricanes

McCain Talks Tough on Hurricanes

Republican presidential candidate John McCain says he will "seek and destroy any hurricane that poses a threat to America." Democratic nominee Barack Obama was also questioned about his stance on hurricane issues during the recent "Weather Values For...

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Funny story: Moose Experience Important To Voters

Moose Experience Important To Voters

A recent Gallup poll indicates that many Americans are concerned about a presidential or vice presidential candidate's knowledge and experience with moose. A surprising 84% of respondents said that the extent of a candidate's moose hunting experience...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Abruptly Leaves Campaign

Joe Biden Abruptly Leaves Campaign

Wilmington DE-- Senator Joe Biden abandoned his bid for the Vice-Presidency today after a bizarre appearance on 'Meat The Press' today. The senator was stricken with a sudden bout of aphasia. The speaking disorder is the result of several brain aneur...

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Funny story: Obama groupie Annette Benning pillories Sarah Palin then ends up being savaged by Rush Limberger!

Obama groupie Annette Benning pillories Sarah Palin then ends up being savaged by Rush Limberger!

LALALAND - HOLLYWOOD - Self-proclaimed political pundit and not-so-great actress Annette (who?) Benning, pilloried John McCain's veep choice of Sarah Palin and claimed that Hillary supporters would not rush en masse to vote for her "simply because sh...

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Funny story: McCain accidentally repeats Obama's acceptance speech, no one notices

McCain accidentally repeats Obama's acceptance speech, no one notices

In the balloon-filled finale of the 2008 Republican Convention, presidential candidate McCain delivered a mildly stirring acceptance speech to a mostly white, well-heeled audience while using Obama's notes and repeating many of Obama's promises, thou...

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