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Funny story: Football Banned From Top Satirical News Website

Football Banned From Top Satirical News Website

The world of football was in uproar this morning, after it was announced by the administrators of top satirical news website TheSpook.com, that material on the subject of the world's favourite game were to be banned until August. Football, althoug...

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Funny story: Manchester United Favourites For Relegation - William Hill

Manchester United Favourites For Relegation - William Hill

As the curtain came down on the 2010/11 Premier League season yesterday, with Manchester United crowned champions for the 19th time, speculation has already started on how next season will pan out, and it's come as a huge surprise to many that the Re...

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Funny story: Ian Holloway Linked With Chelsea Job As Ancelotti Is Sacked

Ian Holloway Linked With Chelsea Job As Ancelotti Is Sacked

Ian Holloway, the gung-ho Blackpool boss, whose team were relegated on Survival Sunday following a 4-2 defeat at Manchester United, is beingly hotly tipped to leave the club in order to take over at Stamford Bridge. It is thought that Roman Abramo...

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Funny story: "Press gag" Footballer Ruins Champions League Final

"Press gag" Footballer Ruins Champions League Final

Following the furore over a widely known un-named, married premiership footballer, who paid £50,000 to a lawyer in order that his name could not be revealed to 3% of the worlds population, following an alleged dalliance with a highly respectable, shy...

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Funny story: West Ham NOT Relegated

West Ham NOT Relegated

On the final day of the season when all looked lost for West Ham they completed an amazing survival. Wigan, Blackpool and Birmingham were all docked 10 points as crowds rushed onto the pitches in their games to celebrate supposed survival in the L...

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Funny story: XXXX exposed in latest XXXXXing Episode Involving XXXXX caught XXXX on Pitch behind Shed by XXXXXX!

XXXX exposed in latest XXXXXing Episode Involving XXXXX caught XXXX on Pitch behind Shed by XXXXXX!

A total news black out has been imposed on football after an unprecedented upsurge of scandals involving XXXXXXX out of wedlock, and charges of XXXXX whilst otherwise engaged in marriage, according to XXXXX, a now discredited reporter. "It's worse...

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Funny story: Lionel Messi abducted and knee-capped by x-treme breakaway "real" United supporters

Lionel Messi abducted and knee-capped by x-treme breakaway "real" United supporters

It seems a group of radical, breakaway, x-treme and very real Man United supporters has abducted Barcelona superstar Lionle Messi a week before the Champions league final at Wembley. Messi had booked an Argentinian restaurant for his mum (he's a b...

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Funny story: AFC Wimbledon Fans Start Up Another New Club

AFC Wimbledon Fans Start Up Another New Club

AFC Wimbledon, which won promotion to the Football League yesterday after beating Luton 4-3 on penalties in the Conference play odd, has been shocked by the news that most of their supporters have left to form another club. AFC was only formed in...

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Funny story: Man City finally top of a league as Mancini Mankinis a big hit on Spring/Summer Ebay Misspelling list

Man City finally top of a league as Mancini Mankinis a big hit on Spring/Summer Ebay Misspelling list

Eastlands: "Top at Last" read the press announcement from Man City as the misspelling of Mankini (the Borat version of the male bikini) and Roberto Mancini, 'current' Manchester City manager, made it to the top in the Ebay Spring & Summer Misspe...

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Funny story: Oh Shit, They're Back! AFC Wimbledon

Oh Shit, They're Back! AFC Wimbledon

The sphincter of the footballing world was nipped-in tonight after the news that the bad boys of the game - Wimbledon's Crazy Gang - had won the Blue Square Premier play-off final against Luton Town, to gain promotion back into the Football League.

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Funny story: Lennon's Shock Resignation Stuns Celtic

Lennon's Shock Resignation Stuns Celtic

Celtic manager Neil Lennon has shocked Scottish football by handing in his resignation just minutes after the Parkhead club defeated Motherwell in the Scottish Cup final. The former Northern Ireland international is understood to have received an...

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Funny story: Ball on Line

Ball on Line

In a desperate match between a football team and another football team, the ref gave a goal in the dying minutes that was disputed by a player who asserted that the ball was on the line not over it. Online pictures from twitter confirm the footbal...

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Funny story: Ian Holloway to defy Super Injunction gag

Ian Holloway to defy Super Injunction gag

With 'survival sunday' looming, all managers of Premiership clubs have been warned about the legal ramifications of anything they say. QC Humphrey Nonce has backed a Super Injunction by an anonymous footballer forbidding any manager from using the...

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Funny story: Diouf Keen To Stay At Ibrox

Diouf Keen To Stay At Ibrox

El Hadji Diouf, who spent half of last season on loan at Rangers, would be delighted to sign for the Glasgow club on a permanent basis. Its understood that his parent club Blackburn Rovers would be willing to let the controversial winger go for a...

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Funny story: Avram Grant rules himself out of running for vacant West Ham job

Avram Grant rules himself out of running for vacant West Ham job

Ex West Ham manager Avram Grant has ruled himself out of the running for the vacant manager's position at West Ham. The popular Israeli was the first name on the short list according to the Hammers' sex industry owners. Dildo magnet Karen Brady...

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Funny story: Last ever football season comes to an end

Last ever football season comes to an end

Next week, Manchester Rovers fans will be celebrating, as not only have they won this season's premier football league, but they have won the English football. After 123 years and countless thousands of matches, the winners of the entire football lea...

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Funny story: Howard Caught in Ferguson's Webb

Howard Caught in Ferguson's Webb

The Football Association may finally have to take action against Howard Webb after it came to light that his relationship with Utd manager Ferguson is closer than it ought to be. I was contacted by private investigators hired by an unnamed collec...

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