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Funny story: President Trump Will Be Taking the Month of October Off

President Trump Will Be Taking the Month of October Off

Mar-A-Lago, FL Just as the news cycle was booming on President Trump's phone calls threatening the president of the Ukraine, and trying to get dirt on Democratic front-runner VP Joe Biden, Trump announced he would be taking the month of October off.

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Funny story: The Unreported Investigations Trump Wanted Ukraine to Conduct

The Unreported Investigations Trump Wanted Ukraine to Conduct

White House Minister of Truth Shiv Aalok held a press conference this morning in the Rose Garden to defend, explain, justify and elaborate on news reports concerning requests made by President Trump to the government of Ukraine. Numerous independent...

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Funny story: Trump Bans the Book 'Mein Kampf' in the United States

Trump Bans the Book 'Mein Kampf' in the United States

Mar-A-Lago, FL "This is an evil, nasty book and I don't care about the 1st Amendment and all that Freedom of the Press garbage, but this book will no longer be allowed within the borders of the United States!" said Trump, in a nationally televised a...

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Funny story: Trump Passes Executive Order Banning Whistleblowing

Trump Passes Executive Order Banning Whistleblowing

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Donald Trump has given a press conference in the KFC parking lot during which he discussed his most recent executive order banning whistleblowing. "This whistleblowing, it's nasty stuff. We need to let people know they can...

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Funny story: Some People Confuse Trump With The Tooth Fairy.

Some People Confuse Trump With The Tooth Fairy.

Arno Hill, the Mayor of Lordstown, Ohio, was interviewed by NPR radio the other day in relation to the fact that General Motors (remember them? They were once famous for making cars, lots of cars. And for Micheal Moore getting on them for abandoning...

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Funny story: Trump Seen Pulling 20s Out of One Pocket and 100s Out of the Other to Give to World Leaders

Trump Seen Pulling 20s Out of One Pocket and 100s Out of the Other to Give to World Leaders

Mor-A-Lago, FL In breaking news, photographs of President Donald Trump have emerged, showing him giving $100 and $20 notes to world leaders, including, coincidentally enough, those with Trump resorts in their countries, such as Ireland, Scotland, and...

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Funny story: Confidential White House Source Says Area 51 Is Trump's Sooper-Dooper Maxi, Top Secret, Ultra-Cool, Big, Giant Blanket Fort

Confidential White House Source Says Area 51 Is Trump's Sooper-Dooper Maxi, Top Secret, Ultra-Cool, Big, Giant Blanket Fort

Area 51, Nevada - A really cool and mysterious secret source from the White House sent a super sensitive coded message to the press today, stating that Area 51 is actually President Trump's Sooper-Dooper Maxi, Top Secret, Big, Giant Blanket Fort, and...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Not Seen Since Humberto Passed By

Melania Trump Not Seen Since Humberto Passed By

Sources close to the White House and the First Lady, Melania Trump, say she is missing. In fact, she has not been seen at the President's side since Humberto the hurricane headed out to sea. "She has an old boyfriend named Humberto. I think she wa...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Joins Revellers At 'Storm Area 51' Gig

Donald Trump Joins Revellers At 'Storm Area 51' Gig

President Donald Trump was amongst the early arrivals for the 'Storm Area 51' event this morning, and was said to be in a state of "euphoric anticipation", and looking forward to dealing with some aliens. The president awoke early, and almost forg...

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Funny story: Trump locked and loaded for possible meeting with Rouhani next week in New York

Trump locked and loaded for possible meeting with Rouhani next week in New York

Today Mr. Trump asserted he is not looking for a meeting with Iran’s Rouhani next week at the UN General Assembly. Mr. Rouhani, meanwhile, on Monday said he would not meet with Trump in New York. Nevertheless, Mr. Trump plans to be carrying, wi...

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Funny story: Tropical Storm Humberto - A Danger To Young Girls

Tropical Storm Humberto - A Danger To Young Girls

Tropical Storm Humberto has gained strength overnight, and is likely to be reclassified as a hurricane this morning, according to a tweet posted just minutes ago by President Donald Trump. Mr Trump also stated that Hurricane Humberto would be a da...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Inivtes Harry Maguire To Assist With Taliban Talks At Camp David

Donald Trump Inivtes Harry Maguire To Assist With Taliban Talks At Camp David

In a Sunday morning twitter storm, President Donald J Trump announced that he has asked leaders of the Taliban, Afghan government and Harry Maguire of the United Kingdom to join him at Camp David. Nobody in the White House could immediately explai...

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Funny story: Humberto Headed to Alabama Says Donald Trump!

Humberto Headed to Alabama Says Donald Trump!

Donald Trump, sharpie in hand, made some bold predictions today about Tropical Storm Humberto. Shouldered by two new "official" White House meteorologists, Trump placed a map on a tripod and began drawing with his sharpie. He created several rings fr...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Buys Greenland So That He Can Be King Of Something.

Donald Trump Buys Greenland So That He Can Be King Of Something.

President Extraordinaire, Donald Trump, has bought the entire island of Greenland from the Danish government. At first, the Danes were not happy at parting with a vast piece of property roughly 50 times the size of their own native homeland of Denm...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Releases His Highlight Reel and Requires all His Followers to Buy it and Watch it Daily

Donald Trump Releases His Highlight Reel and Requires all His Followers to Buy it and Watch it Daily

A new object in every Republican's DVD player will be the President's new highlight reel, released in a huge ceremony on Thursday. President Trump is explaining to his followers that if they don't buy the DVD, then they are just aiding the enemy.

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Funny story: Trump Has Deployed Troops To Hotels and Golf Courses All Over the World in Latest Emergency

Trump Has Deployed Troops To Hotels and Golf Courses All Over the World in Latest Emergency

Mir-A-Lago, FL President Trump announced in a tweet early Thursday morning that he would be deploying troops to various spots around the world due to a top-secret emergency. Some of the locations include Mumbai, India, Rio de Janeiro in Brazil, M...

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Funny story: United States to Annex State of Anxiety

United States to Annex State of Anxiety

Not to be deterred by his failed bid to purchase Greenland, United States President, Donald Trump, recently announced that the nation will be annexing the 51st state - specifically, the state of Anxiety. "Rich in natural resources like indigenous...

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