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Funny story: Benitez To Be Next England Boss

Benitez To Be Next England Boss

Rafa Benitez, the Spanish-looking Liverpool boss, is thought to be the primary target for the vacant England football manager's job, and has been contacted by the chief executive of that...

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Funny story: Britney Spears' Vagina To Write Its Own Monologue

Britney Spears' Vagina To Write Its Own Monologue

Britney Spears, the snot-nosed Princess of Pop, has revealed her plans to enter into the world of literary excellence by contributing to the Vagina Monologues - with a piece written by her v...

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Funny story: Government admits to losing 25 million Britons

Government admits to losing 25 million Britons

Prime Minister Brown today explained why personal data on 25 million Britons is missing:...

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Funny story: New England Boss named

New England Boss named

English football is reeling today After the sacking of head coach Steve McClaren, following the England team's woeful performance, failing to qualify for Euro 2008.

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Funny story: Tesco to introduce male-only checkouts.

Tesco to introduce male-only checkouts.

Tesco, the British retail giant is to introduce male only checkouts after a man collapsed and was rushed to hospital yesterday with what has been described as a stress-induced heart attack. The man is said to be in a serious but stable condition.

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Funny story: Clintons Reveal Dirt on Obama

Clintons Reveal Dirt on Obama

The lid came off a scandal that may rock the race for the Democratic nomination to its scabby knees. In a press conference called earlier today Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton decided to come clean about the so called "dirt" she has on Senat...

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Funny story: Government decides to arm British troops in Iraq

Government decides to arm British troops in Iraq

The Government has finally decided to arm British soldiers in Iraq. The decision, announced by the Armed Forces Minister, has been welcomed by the armed forces, who, until now, had been issued with spud guns and

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Funny story: Judge releases killer but sends jury who acquitted him to loony bin

Judge releases killer but sends jury who acquitted him to loony bin

A Judge at the Old Bailey told a killer that he was free to leave the court on the grounds of diminished responsibility, then promptly told the jury that had acquitted him that they were bein...

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Funny story: Pakistani "leader" Musharaf bans TheSpoof.com

Pakistani "leader" Musharaf bans TheSpoof.com

Unpopular b*stard, President Musharaf of Pakistan, has taken another drastic step in his clampdown on any form of criticism of his regime by shutting down all internet cafe's which provide TheSpoof.com.

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Funny story: Huckabee's Big Move: Vows to Change Name

Huckabee's Big Move: Vows to Change Name

New York,USA -- The tide continues to turn for Mike Huckabee who's numbers improve everyday. The most recent coverage of his ethnic Serbian heritage seems to have given the candidate a bigger bounce than he expected, causing

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Funny story: French Computer Calculates George Bush Should Go To Jail For 2 Million Years

French Computer Calculates George Bush Should Go To Jail For 2 Million Years

A computer that analyses and compares data to come up with logical and mathematical solutions, has determined that, based on recent custodial sentences handed down to terrorists responsible for terrorism on both side...

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Funny story: Andorra To Blame For England Exit, Says McClaren

Andorra To Blame For England Exit, Says McClaren

England manager Steve McClaren this morning berated the efforts of Pyrenees part-timers Andorra after their unsuccessful attempt to beat Russia last night - Andorra lost 1-0, a result which saw England crash...

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Funny story: Middle School students get culture from University field trip; remain shocked at what college has to offer

Middle School students get culture from University field trip; remain shocked at what college has to offer

Eighth graders at a Middle School were taken to a local University for a field trip over the weekend. The University, was chosen because of its student diversity, great academic reputation and intimate setting with fewer numbers of students than near...

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Funny story: Conjoined Lowton Twin Brothers Separated

Conjoined Lowton Twin Brothers Separated

LONDON - A hospital spokesperson announced that the surgical procedure to separate the two conjoined Lowton twin brothers was a complete success.

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Funny story: Giant Lobster fossil 'not missing Maddy'

Giant Lobster fossil 'not missing Maddy'

The parents of missing toddler Madeleine McCann had their hopes raised yet again after a fossilised skeleton was discovered in Germany - only to be told it was in fact the claw of a prehistoric crustacean.

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Funny story: Brown Backs Finance Minister Over U.K. Data Loss

Brown Backs Finance Minister Over U.K. Data Loss

British Prime Minister Gordon Brown is standing by his finance minister after opposition parties accused his government of incompetence and stupidity after losing confidential personal details of almost half the U.K. population.

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Funny story: Jailed Mum Defends Daughter's Decision To 'Bunk Off' From School

Jailed Mum Defends Daughter's Decision To 'Bunk Off' From School

A mother who was jailed because she failed to ensure her daughter attended school, has spoke out in defence of the girl's decision, saying that the education system is a joke, and that she, herself, never went to...

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