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Funny story: Isle of Wight residents planning an IOWL 'Isle of Wight League' football competition for next season

Isle of Wight residents planning an IOWL 'Isle of Wight League' football competition for next season

Residents of The Isle of Wight believe they have enough talented football players to start a 'League of their own' and therefore interested residents across he Isle are busy organizing try-outs for teams. Mayors of each village do admit that they...

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Funny story: Bert Trautmann: from Nazi paratrooper to hero of Manchester City

Bert Trautmann: from Nazi paratrooper to hero of Manchester City

When Bert Trautmann arrived at Manchester City in 1949, 20,000 protested against his signing. By the time he left, he was lauded as the bravest man in British sport. Trautmann was replacing the recently retired Frank Swift, one of the greatest keepers in the club's history. Though privately expressing doubts about the signing, club captain Eric Westwood, a Normandy veteran, made a public dis...

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Funny story: Shakira To Attend Champions League Final - Gerard Piquet Warns Chicharito - "Hands Off!"

Shakira To Attend Champions League Final - Gerard Piquet Warns Chicharito - "Hands Off!"

It appears that Colombian sex symbol, bon vivant, and sometime crooner, Shakira, is to attend the showcase Champions League Final at Wembley on May 28th, in support of her current beau, Barcelona defender, Gerard Piquet. So far, so good - nothing...

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Funny story: Man Utd Told 'Forget Lionel Messi - Eric Abidal Is Barcelona's Inspiration'

Man Utd Told 'Forget Lionel Messi - Eric Abidal Is Barcelona's Inspiration'

Spanish football pundit Juan Lamportou today advised Manchester United to forget all about winning the Champions League Final at Wembley on Saturday, insisting that United have no chance in the contest, because they are directing all their focus in t...

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Funny story: Mourinho offers Sir Alex his secret tactics after beating Barcelona in the Spanish Cup final, "kick the shit out of them!"

Mourinho offers Sir Alex his secret tactics after beating Barcelona in the Spanish Cup final, "kick the shit out of them!"

The build up to Saturday's epic Champions League Final is hottening up and every famous or infamous commentator is giving Sir Alex advice in how to stop Barcelona and especially Argentinian super-dribbler, Messi (he still dribbles because his mummy g...

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Funny story: Barcelona Accused Of Planking - Derided As A Bunch Of Plankers

Barcelona Accused Of Planking - Derided As A Bunch Of Plankers

A misleading sports writer today accused the Barcelona football team of regularly 'planking.' Planking is the latest stupid internet craze, which involves a whole lot of stupid people lying face down in bizarre locations, then posting the pictures...

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Funny story: Abramovich wants 'ladies man' as next Chelsea manager

Abramovich wants 'ladies man' as next Chelsea manager

Chelski owner Roman Abramovich is demanding his new manager only signs philanderers. Chelsea came second this season after coming first last campaign. Monogamous 'family man' Butch Wilkins was initially blamed for this failure. But now th...

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Funny story: Wenger issues warning to Premiership rivals with massive war chest

Wenger issues warning to Premiership rivals with massive war chest

Word on the street from north London is that Arsenal are poised to spend big this summer after a poor finish in the title race. Rumours have escalated from within the club that due to the takeover by American sports tycoon Stan Kroneke Arsene Weng...

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Funny story: Old Woman At Bus Stop Was Wearing England 1966 World Cup-winning Shirt

Old Woman At Bus Stop Was Wearing England 1966 World Cup-winning Shirt

There was a surprise for a passenger on a bus in the Thai capital of Bangkok this morning when, as his bus came to a halt to pick up more passengers, he noticed an old woman sitting at the stop wearing a pink flowery long skirt and flip-flops complem...

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Funny story: Ryan Giggs Has Been Playing Away From Home

Ryan Giggs Has Been Playing Away From Home

Salford-based winger Ryan Giggs has been playing away from home, not just recently, but for a long time, it has been revealed. These revelations were vouchsafed to us by a source close to the team that Ryan Giggs plays for. This source - namely, a...

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Funny story: Tempers Flare In Gary Neville Testimonial Match As Juventus Beat Man Utd

Tempers Flare In Gary Neville Testimonial Match As Juventus Beat Man Utd

It was always going to be a tense affair at Old Trafford, probably beginning when Phil Neville described brother Gary as "a knob" to Sky Sports reporter, Jeff Stelling in a pre-match interview. Having shown up especially for the occasion, David Be...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson Gives Spoof Press Conference

Sir Alex Ferguson Gives Spoof Press Conference

Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson today gave a terrific Spoof press conference ahead of Manchester United's Champions League final showdown with Barcelona. When asked if Ryan Giggs would be playing in Saturday's showcase game, Fergie suspen...

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Funny story: Keane Apply For West Ham Post

Keane Apply For West Ham Post

Award winning rock band Keane have thrown their hat in the ring for the West Ham manager's job left vacant after Avram Grant's sacking. Lead singer Tim Rice-Oxley explained : "Although we come from East Sussex, we became very fond of the Hammer...

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Funny story: Ryan Giggs Not 'That Nice Young Lad' Anymore

Ryan Giggs Not 'That Nice Young Lad' Anymore

Ryan Giggs, the Manchester United midfielder currently embroiled in a Twitter scandal, today hit the front pages of every newspaper in Britain, and has been dumped by mothers and housewives everywhere, who no longer refer to him as 'that nice young l...

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Funny story: Giggsy's Been Playing Well This Season

Giggsy's Been Playing Well This Season

Distinguished Manchester United footballer, and Welsh international Ryan Giggs has played an outstanding season's football, a season culminating in yet another Premiership winner's medal, (Number 12) and a possible Champions League final appearance a...

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Funny story: Wenger lines up new back four defence to challenge for title

Wenger lines up new back four defence to challenge for title

With the close of the premiership season "drawing" to an end with a miserable 2-2 draw to Fulham. Arsene Wenger has admitted that he needs changes during the summer to be able to put a credible title challenge together next season. The French...

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Funny story: Birmingham City fans perplexed as world ends 24 hrs later than predicted

Birmingham City fans perplexed as world ends 24 hrs later than predicted

Birmingham City followers have been left scratching their heads after a blonde haired Russian bloke who was supposed to have been Jesus Christ, ended their world 24 hrs later than had been recently predicted. Evangelist broadcaster, Harold Camp...

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