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Funny story: O.J. Simpson: "If You're On The Strip..."

O.J. Simpson: "If You're On The Strip..."

Former football star turned criminal O.J. Simpson could spend the rest of his life behind bars if he is found guilty of kidnapping, armed robbery and eight other counts. However, Simpson has other plans, and is suing Las Vegas for false advertising.

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Funny story: Former SCHIP Recipients Form Paper Routes

Former SCHIP Recipients Form Paper Routes

Do you remember when you were young and needed a little extra cash to pay for that critical operation? Well, now that children that are no longer receiving SCHIP, they are finding it easier and easier to earn a little extra money to pay their health...

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Funny story: Nobody Wants England Job

Nobody Wants England Job

There was real drama at Football Association headquarters today when it emerged that NOBODY wants to manage the England national team.

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Funny story: Breakfast Cereal Mascots Encourage Drug Use

Breakfast Cereal Mascots Encourage Drug Use

GOLDEN VALLEY, MN - For years, parents have believed what they were giving their children for breakfast were completely innocent, nutritious, and healthy, sugar-laden cereals. Anti-drug activists, however, have revealed that those naive parents were...

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Funny story: Saudi Murder Victim To Be Executed

Saudi Murder Victim To Be Executed

RIYADH - A 40-year-old Saudi businessman has been sentenced to death by the Saudi General Court after heinously refusing to prevent his own murder.

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Funny story: President Bush To Make Announcement About Sinking Iceberg

President Bush To Make Announcement About Sinking Iceberg

An emergency Whitehouse announcement has been scheduled for 6pm on Sunday evening after an iceberg floating in the sea off Alaska started listing badly, putting millions of peoples' lives at risk...

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Funny story: Lost CDs Turn Up - Not Much Harm Done

Lost CDs Turn Up - Not Much Harm Done

The lost Child Benefit database CDs containing the personal information of more than 25million people, have been found 'safe and well' - one at a HMV store in Newcastle, the other at a branch...

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Funny story: Clinton Fundraising Fiasco: Not the Lincoln Bedroom

Clinton Fundraising Fiasco: Not the Lincoln Bedroom

New York, USA -- Well, if you think Hillary Clinton's campaign is sailing smoothly along, that she is untouchable for the Democratic Nomination and will easily defeat Rudolf Guiliani for the Presidency, so does she. She has built a formidable p...

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Funny story: Gazprom Scraps Plan to Build Huge Skyscraper in Saint Petersburg

Gazprom Scraps Plan to Build Huge Skyscraper in Saint Petersburg

SAINT PETERSBURG - Russian natural gas giant Gazprom, which is poised to soon become the world's biggest corporation, has cancelled plans to build a very tall and controversial skyscraper as its headquarters in historic Saint Petersburg.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton 'stimulated' by Ron Paul

Hillary Clinton 'stimulated' by Ron Paul

Aspiring Democratic Presidential hopeful New York Senator Hillary Clinton allegedly became sexually aroused during a speech by Republican/Libertarian candidate Texas Congressman Ron Paul this afternoon, according to several Republican sources at the...

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Funny story: Benazir Bhutto - "saviour of Pakistan's poor" - to model for House of Hermes

Benazir Bhutto - "saviour of Pakistan's poor" - to model for House of Hermes

Stating, "She's the epitome of Glam-bam-thank you maam", the fashion house Hermes has signed a multi-billion dollar contract with wannabe, 3rd time Prime Minister of Pakistan, Benazir Bhutto

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Funny story: Study Shows Jean-Claude Van Damme is Best Actor Ever

Study Shows Jean-Claude Van Damme is Best Actor Ever

Brussels, Belgium - Scientists at the Brussels Center for Van Dammian Cultural Advancement (or BCVDCA, which means "Pitiable Oxen" in Belgian) have released the results of a recent battery of scientific tests indicating that Belgian born st...

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Funny story: Pope joins Hippy Commune following Jesus-gate scandal

Pope joins Hippy Commune following Jesus-gate scandal

Former head of the Catholic Chruch, Pope Benedict XVI, has made himself at home in a free-living (what else) hippy commune on the outskirts of San Franthisco, following his almighty fall from grace after it was revea...

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Funny story: 'Feelbad Factor' To Permeate Every Last Facet Of English Life

'Feelbad Factor' To Permeate Every Last Facet Of English Life

The 'Feelbad Factor' felt all over the country since the failure of the England football team to qualify for the Euro 2008 Finals, is set to permeate through to every last facet of English life, says an expert.

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Funny story: Chelsea Sign Daniel Radcliffe To Supply That "Missing Magic"

Chelsea Sign Daniel Radcliffe To Supply That "Missing Magic"

Premiership title challengers Chelsea have agreed terms with the film star Daniel Radcliffe in a bid to put back some of the magic that has been lacking since the departure of their former manager

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Funny story: Britney Spears Hires Rudy Giuliani As Driver

Britney Spears Hires Rudy Giuliani As Driver

Hollywood, D. C. - Tired of consecutive fender benders, Britney Spears has hired Rudy Giuliani as a driver to take her and both sons on errands, appointments, clubs, spas and shopping on Rodeo Drive. Rudy insists he can continue to campaign for the...

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Funny story: Woman Performs Miracle With Large Haddock

Woman Performs Miracle With Large Haddock

A Bristol woman has astounded local people by allegedly performing a miracle with nothing more than a large haddock.

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